Watching the countdown to our fucking demise one second at a time, now airing on channel4 (1730 hits)
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Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2005-07-12 08:47:29 EDT
Dear terrorists, you are not Muslims; you are truly shitty people. You've made no point, you have not helped the plight of your country- you have hindered it, fuckers.
Muslim people at home and abroad will now suffer at the hands of retarded vigilante attacks all thanks to you, congratulations on blowing shit up and ruining people's lives, you have thus far achieved none of your so called goals.
Dear vigilantes, fuck you, you brainless arrogant jumped up cunts. You think attacking innocent Muslim people who have condemned these attack is going to fix the problem? Does the young family that lives above the corner shop look like they slaughter Christians in their spare time?
You're not helping the problem; you're giving the terrorists exactly what they want: a big fucking war between white and brown. There is no conscript; there is no pay- just bloody death and violence born out of hatred and frustration.
Terrorists, Couldn't you have just knocked one out? Couldn't you have just accepted that there is nothing you can do to fix what's happening in your crappy country, or at least given a little thought into what was going to happen when you brought New York to its knees, and what might happen if you royally fuck London up the arse?
No course not 'cause all the thinking time was spent working out a reason to make this religious, and drag retarded malleable kids into the fray. All the thinking time was spent thinking up ways to create an irresolvable war that will most likely bring about the end of the human race, well done.
Very fucking wise, now everybody hates everybody. Now we're all confused and everyone's looking for a side to take. I think for this to be a jihad there would have to be a few religious folks on this side you dumb fucking cunts. We just want to get on with life; I am nothing to do with your holy war. Why didn't you bomb parliament if you wanted your fucking publicity? Why all those people? Why bring this war to the innocent?
Why turn white people against Muslims? Why try turning this country into what you like to think it is?
I fucking hate you, I fucking hate you so fucking much my head is hot and my stomach is turning. You stupid, stupid fucking pricks. I hate you, I hate the British government, I hate the American government, I hate all the politics that made any of this happen, I hate the vigilante morons that are burning peoples houses and dragging us all into this big fight, and I hate the fact that I can do nothing about it but sit and watch.
Why can't I stop watching it? Where does this morbid curiosity come from? I'm scared to all hell of dying- so why do I want to watch the countdown?
I wish I were still a kid. I wish I were completely oblivious to this whole destruction. I wanna just go back to playing in the fields and living in ignorant bliss that I am such a disgusting animal. That I am the worst part of the whole animal kingdom. The most egotistical, proud and oh so fucking stupid part of the food chain.
Fuck the terrorists, fuck the vigilantes, fuck the government, fuck you and fuck me too. We're all fucked anyway.
User Reviews
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-19 19:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree wholeheartedly.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-15 05:24:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-15 05:04:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
your arse aches because Don is so hard?
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yes indeed it does. My arse has never ached with pleasure more than when Don is hard for me.
What the fuck?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-15 05:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your arse aches because Don is so hard?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-15 04:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that's right, it brings me don
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-15 04:41:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-15 04:13:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I need solid british humour - you or Dervel need to post immediately.
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Yeah but posting's such an arse ache when you have not a humurous thought in your head. This place brings me don so hard.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-15 04:13:04 EDT (#)
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I need solid british humour - you or Dervel need to post immediately.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:25:26 EDT (#)
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awesome job with your title, man. i really enjoyed your entry.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-14 16:34:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:54:54 (#)
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oh and....
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tee hee
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i didn't read the post. i wasn't interested after the first line. but i had to scroll down to see what asshole did this...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-07-14 16:16:13 EDT (#)
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Dennis Leary meets... Dennis Miller? And then they both go
to a Slayer concert.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-14 09:37:16 EDT (#)
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Who knew I'd encounter homoeroticism (my favourite) this early in the morning just by clicking a link?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:40:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:11:23 (#)
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OOMPAH, LUMPAH, DUPITY DOO, POCK HAS A LIT-LE MESSAGE FOR YOU
Everytime I read a pock hobbart comment, I always have to sing this in my head before-hand.
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Oh righty mac daddy, you wanna play rough do ya?
*rigurously pokes Sams second anus*
You like that, bitch?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fair fucks that was funny Spack.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:11:23 (#)
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OOMPAH, LUMPAH, DUPITY DOO, POCK HAS A LIT-LE MESSAGE FOR YOU
Everytime I read a pock hobbart comment, I always have to sing this in my head before-hand.
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Mwahahahahaha!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:11:23 EDT (#)
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OOMPAH, LUMPAH, DUPITY DOO, POCK HAS A LIT-LE MESSAGE FOR YOU
Everytime I read a pock hobbart comment, I always have to sing this in my head before-hand.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-14 06:57:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-14 06:45:42 (#)
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Of course, It's a different story in the hibbert household - Hibbert snr put's Pock INTO his
bumhole while his mother watches helplessly.
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You have an anus on your head. Doctors diagnosed you as a 'bum head' at birth. You had a rather painful upbringing where teachers and pupils alike would continuously put there fingers in your heads bum hole for japes and guffaws.
Your anus also lays eggs... bum-eggs.
I am sorry for your torturous childhood and truly hope that with help from doctors and such you can put it behind you. Ha ha ha ha 'behind' get it? get it? Ha ha ha ha *puts finger in relevant anus*
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-14 06:45:42 EDT (#)
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Of course, It's a different story in the hibbert household - Hibbert snr put's Pock INTO his
bumhole while his mother watches helplessly.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-14 06:03:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:57:22 (#)
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I thought this was about Countdown's demise on Channel 4.
RIP Richard Whiteley. †
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Deep down I think it was.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-14 06:01:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:49:10 (#)
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And you forgot to title it as NSFW.
You've only got yourself to blame.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:34:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's probably because you didn't resize the photo pock.
tool.
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You guys are just mean stinky poo poo pants because your dads gave birth to you via his bum bum whilst your moms sat and watched helplessly.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was about Countdown's demise on Channel 4.
RIP Richard Whiteley. †
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you forgot to title it as NSFW.
You've only got yourself to blame.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:34:06 EDT (#)
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It's probably because you didn't resize the photo pock.
tool.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't believe anyone would -2 this post? I thought it was relatively inoffensive... Wasn't sure it was possible to disagree with this particular perspective. Maybe we got some terrorists or vigilante's in our midst? Maybe they should fuck themselves? Yes they most certainly should. humph.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:48:18 EDT (#)
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rad, you're far too cranky. You need an enema or something.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-13 09:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, that's pretty much how I see things too.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo on this post Pock.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad, he gets this many reviews because we brits camp on the post and use it like a chat room
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whats this "we" horseshit?
The only brit you have rated more than 30 times is mike.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bravo!
::claps::
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:10:07 EDT (#)
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Rad, he gets this many reviews because we brits camp on the post and use it like a chat room
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-13 06:54:16 EDT (#)
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english mafia rad, english mafia.
i did not steal it I acquired it.
SCOUSERS DO NOT STEAL.
We acquire.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 05:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE TO GET SO MANY REVIEWS ALL THE TIME?
And apullloi stole that from me, the cunt.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can have them back now.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made you shit MY pants!
Don't you dare! I really don't like the sound of that.
Sicko.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rich - I've always thought that you look like one of Graham Norton's merry men.
"Fagnet" made me shit your pants.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:48:53 EDT (#)
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bit dramatic don't you think ? least we're not living in the cold war init ?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's called a gaydar Dee.
I was inadvertently issued with a fagnet instead of the standard issue gaydar.
Last time I went out I got hit on by blokes so many times that I had to ask some chick if I looked gay as I was getting a complex.
She got really angry and said "What do you mean look gay? How can you look gay? People look the same regardless of sexual preference! etc."
Bloody grumpy lesbians.
See if I ever go to that bar again.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:31:42 EDT (#)
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Apollo, do you have a ghey radar or something of the sort?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:08:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-12 15:19:10 (#)
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This post hurt my eyes, due to scrolling issues.
But the point was good.
-Dave """
I know, pain in the arse innit? The cunt can't even get an ubersite post right.
Probably on account of the gheyness.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-07-12 17:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Go mediocrity!!!"
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-12 15:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post hurt my eyes, due to scrolling issues.
But the point was good.
-Dave
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-12 13:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the FBI definition, the US and the UK are both terrorist nations, as they knowingly killed innocent people.
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That is incorrect.
Terrorists DELIBERATELY target innocent people.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 12:11:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was found in the vegetable patch.
Or I was left in the vegetable patch.
Or I'm a vegetable.
Either way I'm not a bi-product of iron smelting.
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vegetable patch? Are you a cabbage-patch kid reject? Do you have a creepy old man's signature on your bum? A belly button but no genitalia? Inquiring minds want to know.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-12 12:09:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:51:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:59:58 (#)
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It's the world we live in, have always lived in.
It could be worse.
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Exactly. People give way too much credit to that "War on Terror" (that name alone shows we're scared) Even if bombs went off on a regular basis, you'd have more chances of being hit by a car. Come to think of it, these desperate retards you call terrorists do practically zero damage (compare to what we do over there). The only reason it "hurts" so much is because the medias put the spotlight on them and make everybody freak out. It IS sad for these families but is it really worth being "afraid of dying" and wasting our actually luxurious lives? (we're already pretty lucky you know?)
I have experienced Terror too! http://www.ubersite.com/m/29782 Well not exactly, just linkwhoring :-)
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:33:06 EDT (#)
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I was found in the vegetable patch.
Or I was left in the vegetable patch.
Or I'm a vegetable.
Either way I'm not a bi-product of iron smelting.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:28:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:26:13 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:07:04 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:58:05 (#)
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not foolish popularity contest but GROUND BREAKING SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
I wouldn't expect fools like you to understand.
The only ground breaking social experiement you have been involved in was when you became the first Hibbert not to impregnante a relative.
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Apollo you were born a ground breaking social experiment- you fat fucking test tube baby. """
That's not very nice.
I came out of my mums cunt.
As opposed to you who comes up his mums cunt.
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you are your mums cunt, and you're precious, yes you are.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:26:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:07:04 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:58:05 (#)
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not foolish popularity contest but GROUND BREAKING SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
I wouldn't expect fools like you to understand.
The only ground breaking social experiement you have been involved in was when you became the first Hibbert not to impregnante a relative.
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Apollo you were born a ground breaking social experiment- you fat fucking test tube baby. """
That's not very nice.
I came out of my mums cunt.
As opposed to you who comes up his mums cunt.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:17:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:14:49 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:07:09 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:03:40 (#)
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I thought this was going to be about Big Brother. """
that's weird I shagged your brother yesterday
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He said you were shit.
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Give him a break, he's a till a little shy when shagging the living.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:17:03 EDT (#)
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Islam is kind of like communism; it can only work in theory.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:14:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:07:09 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:03:40 (#)
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I thought this was going to be about Big Brother. """
that's weird I shagged your brother yesterday
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He said you were shit.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:10:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:08:16 (#)
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Do you think the postman would deliver a letter addressed to Sir Inflato Noggin of Liverpool? Shall I test it?
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Test it???? You should do a docu-post about it!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:08:16 EDT (#)
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Do you think the postman would deliver a letter addressed to Sir Inflato Noggin of Liverpool? Shall I test it?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:07:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:03:40 (#)
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I thought this was going to be about Big Brother. """
that's weird I shagged your brother yesterday
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:07:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:58:05 (#)
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not foolish popularity contest but GROUND BREAKING SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
I wouldn't expect fools like you to understand.
The only ground breaking social experiement you have been involved in was when you became the first Hibbert not to impregnante a relative.
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Apollo you were born a ground breaking social experiment- you fat fucking test tube baby.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:04:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:03:40 (#)
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I thought this was going to be about Big Brother.
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Weird... I almost did a post about big brother yesterday.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:03:40 EDT (#)
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I thought this was going to be about Big Brother.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Outrage!
Pock you complete and utter bastard. How dare you "0" the new and exiting episode of Fintan featuring Bob Geldof?
Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard.
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Oh bastarding wanker that I am... sorry old chum, allow me to go and +2 the fuck out of it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:58:05 EDT (#)
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not foolish popularity contest but GROUND BREAKING SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
I wouldn't expect fools like you to understand.
The only ground breaking social experiement you have been involved in was when you became the first Hibbert not to impregnante a relative.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Outrage!
Pock you complete and utter bastard. How dare you "0" the new and exiting episode of Fintan featuring Bob Geldof?
Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:56:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:52:00 (#)
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Apollo ate it because he's all fat and mean.
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Ha ha ha ha
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:55:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:52:46 (#)
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Big Head?
I prefer Sir Inflato Noggin of Liverpool if you please.
Hey Soley, have you heard the latest about MrWolf?
Turns out he isn't a wolf after all.
He is a pink ferret.
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Alright incunto noggin of cuntlepool, what is all this nonsense about me being a pink ferret? And weren't you supposed to be giving your account away at some point as part of some foolish popularity contest? Whatever happened to that?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:53:53 EDT (#)
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Spam set those bombs in london.
He told me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:52:46 EDT (#)
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Big Head?
I prefer Sir Inflato Noggin of Liverpool if you please.
Hey Soley, have you heard the latest about MrWolf?
Turns out he isn't a wolf after all.
He is a pink ferret.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:52:17 EDT (#)
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I was actually referring to the two fools debating international affairs as though they matter, rather then get involved in the heady cut-and-thrust debate on whether the lump between Apollo's legs can actually be classed as a penis or merely just a mole with a couple of extra functions
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:52:00 EDT (#)
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Apollo ate it because he's all fat and mean.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:47:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:43:32 (#)
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I can't get my m head round reading more than a paragraph at the moment, but you are mrwolf mrwolf so +2. Hoping all of you are well.
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You can thank big head for that one. Whatever happened to British solidarity eh?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:45:56 EDT (#)
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hur hur... you said nob.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:45:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:40:37 (#)
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I like the way this childishness is interspersed with psuedo intellectual debate.
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I was kind of hoping for intellectual debate, but then when I saw the childishness I was compelled to join in there instead, I've abandoned my own conversation for childish banter.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:45:09 EDT (#)
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wite the wongs?
racist.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:43:46 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I know Spam.
How are we ever going to right the worlds wrongs with those clowns interupting every two minutes with yet another nob joke.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:43:32 EDT (#)
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I can't get my m head round reading more than a paragraph at the moment, but you are mrwolf mrwolf so +2. Hoping all of you are well.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:42:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:37:01 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:34:55 (#)
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No matter how much Apollo waves his dick around he just can't seem to get it to land in Dervels ass.
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That's because my head is always in the way.
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Now that conjours images of violently ill proportions, the thought of him banging his flacid cock against your forehead in a vain attempt to put it in your bottom is quite enough to turn any mans stomach even a studly brave heroic type suh as myself.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:40:37 EDT (#)
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I like the way this childishness is interspersed with psuedo intellectual debate.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:37:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:34:55 (#)
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No matter how much Apollo waves his dick around he just can't seem to get it to land in Dervels ass.
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That's because my head is always in the way.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:34:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:32:49 (#)
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very mature apoohole spermvel indeed.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:28:47 (#)
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very mature spermvel apoohole indeed.
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No matter how much Apollo waves his dick around he just can't seem to get it to land in Dervels ass.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:34:12 EDT (#)
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Once again the Court Jesters save a very sad day for me. I ought to pay you guys or something. Give you medals... a trophy? I dunno... something.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:32:49 EDT (#)
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very mature apoohole spermvel indeed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:28:47 EDT (#)
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very mature spermvel apoohole indeed.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:28:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:15:57 (#)
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Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:12:27 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:33:31 (#)
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right on, right on!
I've been crabby since the London attacks. I've been snapping at people "who gives a shit about politics and who started it and who is responsible for what?! Innocent people are dead, you insensitive pricks!"
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yes, that may be true, but what about all the innocents killed in Iraq?
How many died during the 'Shock and Awe' campaign?
By the FBI definition, the US and the UK are both terrorist nations, as they knowingly killed innocent people.
So, although I am not saying bombing London, a city less than 80 miles from me, was the right thing to do, but surely, you should try to understand WHY they did it, and what they are trying to prove.
Personally, I believe this was only a warning, as many more bombs, or even just bigger payload bombs could have been placed, at even more deadly targets.
Or even, try to 'borrow' a plane, as many flights into Heathrow go 'down' the line of the Thames, the heart of London. This may be harder nowadays, with the increased security though.
This may be a warning to get out of Iraq, or maybe a warning of further attacks.
Possible even both.
OK, having checked that, it seems I am siding with the terrorists, but I am not, and also, I am not siding with the government here either.
Both acts were wrong to have taken place, and should both be condemned
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obviously "Both acts were wrong to have taken place, and should both be condemned "
what did u think all the anti-war protests were about?
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Actually, I meant everybody. Do you think I enjoy hearing about how some town in Iraq got bombed, killing innocent people? No, I don't.
I dislike it when people die over stupid shit.
Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:25:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:33:31 (#)
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right on, right on!
I've been crabby since the London attacks. I've been snapping at people "who gives a shit about politics and who started it and who is responsible for what?! Innocent people are dead, you insensitive pricks!"
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yes, that may be true, but what about all the innocents killed in Iraq?
How many died during the 'Shock and Awe' campaign?
By the FBI definition, the US and the UK are both terrorist nations, as they knowingly killed innocent people.
So, although I am not saying bombing London, a city less than 80 miles from me, was the right thing to do, but surely, you should try to understand WHY they did it, and what they are trying to prove.
Personally, I believe this was only a warning, as many more bombs, or even just bigger payload bombs could have been placed, at even more deadly targets.
Or even, try to 'borrow' a plane, as many flights into Heathrow go 'down' the line of the Thames, the heart of London. This may be harder nowadays, with the increased security though.
This may be a warning to get out of Iraq, or maybe a warning of further attacks.
Possible even both.
OK, having checked that, it seems I am siding with the terrorists, but I am not, and also, I am not siding with the government here either.
Both acts were wrong to have taken place, and should both be condemned
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obviously "Both acts were wrong to have taken place, and should both be condemned "
what did u think all the anti-war protests were about?
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as much as i would like to reply with a sarcastic retort, i won't
however, as the 'war' (read: invasion/occupation) was illegal, as it was based upon false pretences, surely the commanders should be forced to face trial about the acts they have commited, such as the Nuremberg War Trials for the Nazis. The acts are not that disimilar, as they both tried to justify the killing of innocents.
justifying the war by removing Saddam is pointless, as that task should have been done by the UN, and not a self-styled war team.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:22:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:19:15 (#)
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Am I to understand that you've got a table on your head?
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Of course. I've always had a head for tables.
(There go those cymbals apoohole was talking about again)
"Heey Mona, oooooooh mona." - Henry Ramsey.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:21:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:19:15 (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:10:23 (#)
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Concede a point? Never.
Not whilst I'm sat here looking rather dashing in my renaissance revival period, mahogany griffin table beret at least.
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Am I to understand that you've got a table on your head?
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Yes, the timetable for the Devonshire tractor parade.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:21:05 EDT (#)
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Apollo never had the crust removed because it's couple of millimetres thickness significantly improved the length of his manhood (or foetalhood to give it a relative term).
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:19:58 EDT (#)
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Countdown:
18 months, 3 days, 7 hrs, 16 mins, 30 secs to shutdown...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:19:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:10:23 (#)
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Concede a point? Never.
Not whilst I'm sat here looking rather dashing in my renaissance revival period, mahogany griffin table beret at least.
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Am I to understand that you've got a table on your head?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:17:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:09:26 (#)
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Apollo has a crusty penis.
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And it's permanantly limp. If it were a dog it would be put down. """"
Well you'd know all about dogs mrwolf.
judging by those photos dervel sold me....
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Why are you buying such pictures? What do you intend to do with them? You don't have a functioning tool to carry out the job.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:15:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:33:31 (#)
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right on, right on!
I've been crabby since the London attacks. I've been snapping at people "who gives a shit about politics and who started it and who is responsible for what?! Innocent people are dead, you insensitive pricks!"
--------------------
yes, that may be true, but what about all the innocents killed in Iraq?
How many died during the 'Shock and Awe' campaign?
By the FBI definition, the US and the UK are both terrorist nations, as they knowingly killed innocent people.
So, although I am not saying bombing London, a city less than 80 miles from me, was the right thing to do, but surely, you should try to understand WHY they did it, and what they are trying to prove.
Personally, I believe this was only a warning, as many more bombs, or even just bigger payload bombs could have been placed, at even more deadly targets.
Or even, try to 'borrow' a plane, as many flights into Heathrow go 'down' the line of the Thames, the heart of London. This may be harder nowadays, with the increased security though.
This may be a warning to get out of Iraq, or maybe a warning of further attacks.
Possible even both.
OK, having checked that, it seems I am siding with the terrorists, but I am not, and also, I am not siding with the government here either.
Both acts were wrong to have taken place, and should both be condemned
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obviously "Both acts were wrong to have taken place, and should both be condemned "
what did u think all the anti-war protests were about?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:13:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:11:50 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:09:26 (#)
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Apollo has a crusty penis.
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And it's permanantly limp. If it were a dog it would be put down. """"
Well you'd know all about dogs mrwolf.
judging by those photos dervel sold me....
Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:12:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:33:31 (#)
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right on, right on!
I've been crabby since the London attacks. I've been snapping at people "who gives a shit about politics and who started it and who is responsible for what?! Innocent people are dead, you insensitive pricks!"
--------------------
yes, that may be true, but what about all the innocents killed in Iraq?
How many died during the 'Shock and Awe' campaign?
By the FBI definition, the US and the UK are both terrorist nations, as they knowingly killed innocent people.
So, although I am not saying bombing London, a city less than 80 miles from me, was the right thing to do, but surely, you should try to understand WHY they did it, and what they are trying to prove.
Personally, I believe this was only a warning, as many more bombs, or even just bigger payload bombs could have been placed, at even more deadly targets.
Or even, try to 'borrow' a plane, as many flights into Heathrow go 'down' the line of the Thames, the heart of London. This may be harder nowadays, with the increased security though.
This may be a warning to get out of Iraq, or maybe a warning of further attacks.
Possible even both.
OK, having checked that, it seems I am siding with the terrorists, but I am not, and also, I am not siding with the government here either.
Both acts were wrong to have taken place, and should both be condemned
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:11:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:09:26 (#)
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Apollo has a crusty penis.
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And it's permanantly limp. If it were a dog it would be put down.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:11:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah well, at least I have got one.
HA! apollo88 : master of the witty come back.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:10:23 EDT (#)
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Concede a point? Never.
Not whilst I'm sat here looking rather dashing in my renaissance revival period, mahogany griffin table beret at least.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:09:26 EDT (#)
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Apollo has a crusty penis.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:08:16 EDT (#)
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actually that is worse than I thought it would be now I come to read the post.
I would apologise but I am too much of a cock.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:07:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:06:16 (#)
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it's not fat.
it's big boned.
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Quite right, my apologies.
Big fat boner head.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:06:16 EDT (#)
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it's not fat.
it's big boned.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:06:05 EDT (#)
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Dammit, *concede.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:05:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:55:10 (#)
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Oh yeah!
Well you put your chair on your head and it'll be.... erm, it'll be... ummm, the closest thing you'll ever get to having a furniture hat.
So there.
Damn.
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Do you conede a point there young Dervel?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:05:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:58:11 (#)
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yes but rather amusing.
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I didn't think so particularily.
Not that I haven't got a sense of humour but I'm pretty glad I didn't spend all morning on this one.
Fat head.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:58:11 EDT (#)
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yes but rather amusing.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:55:34 EDT (#)
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that's bloody cuntish that is.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:55:10 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah!
Well you put your chair on your head and it'll be.... erm, it'll be... ummm, the closest thing you'll ever get to having a furniture hat.
So there.
Damn.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:54:54 EDT (#)
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oh and....
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
tee hee
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:53:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:28:44 (#)
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Stand on your chair and shout "labia" as loud as you can.
People may think you're a bit of a cunt. """"
i could hear the cymbals clash together from here.
can't be arsed reading the post have a standard inglisher +2.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:49:33 EDT (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAH!!!
Pock = wee-man
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:40:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:37:25 (#)
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You stand on your chair and people may think you're of average height.
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You put your chair between your legs and it'll be the closest thing to getting wood you're capable of.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:37:25 EDT (#)
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You stand on your chair and people may think you're of average height.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:33:31 EDT (#)
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right on, right on!
I've been crabby since the London attacks. I've been snapping at people "who gives a shit about politics and who started it and who is responsible for what?! Innocent people are dead, you insensitive pricks!"
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:32:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:30:31 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:19:53 (#)
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You're absolutely right, and in conclusion can I just say this one word... Labia.
What a joyous word, excuse me whilst I repeat it over and over again in a hushed whisper.
Actually that's pretty creepy I'm going to go back to saying it in a dull drone.
Labia. Labia. Labia. Labia.
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you are quite clearly a terrorist, why else would you keep repeating the name of that country?
It now falls to me as your denouncer to organise a group of well endowed Llammas to repeatedly rape you, WITHOUT LUBRI-CUNT, as is my obligation under the new powers that will no doubt be bought in by the government in typical knee-jerk fashion
Durkha durkha.
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Llama? As in the terrorist organistaion?
You are the terrorist!!!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:30:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:28:44 (#)
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Stand on your chair and shout "labia" as loud as you can.
People may think you're a bit of a cunt.
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You stand on your chair and shout "dick disease namby pamby floppy twat lips" and people will probably think you're Dervel.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:30:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:19:53 (#)
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You're absolutely right, and in conclusion can I just say this one word... Labia.
What a joyous word, excuse me whilst I repeat it over and over again in a hushed whisper.
Actually that's pretty creepy I'm going to go back to saying it in a dull drone.
Labia. Labia. Labia. Labia.
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you are quite clearly a terrorist, why else would you keep repeating the name of that country?
It now falls to me as your denouncer to organise a group of well endowed Llammas to repeatedly rape you, WITHOUT LUBRI-CUNT, as is my obligation under the new powers that will no doubt be bought in by the government in typical knee-jerk fashion
Durkha durkha.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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Stand on your chair and shout "labia" as loud as you can.
People may think you're a bit of a cunt.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:19:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:02:53 (#)
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Why on earth are you watching C4 now?
There won't be any nellys flapping about your telly till after 9pm.
Numpty.
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You're absolutely right, and in conclusion can I just say this one word... Labia.
What a joyous word, excuse me whilst I repeat it over and over again in a hushed whisper.
Actually that's pretty creepy I'm going to go back to saying it in a dull drone.
Labia. Labia. Labia. Labia.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:02:53 EDT (#)
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Why on earth are you watching C4 now?
There won't be any nellys flapping about your telly till after 9pm.
Numpty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:59:58 EDT (#)
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It's the world we live in, have always lived in.
It could be worse.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:57:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:55:27 (#)
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Jenny clearly has no taste.
I mean, just look at her boyfriend.
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I know man. I know.
Cunt.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:55:27 EDT (#)
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Jenny clearly has no taste.
I mean, just look at her boyfriend.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:53:31 EDT (#)
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I GOT THE JOY JOY JOY JOY DOWN IN MY HEART
WHERE?
DOWN IN MY HEART TO STAAAAAY
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:53:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:51:55 (#)
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Durkha durkha.
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At least that put a smile on my face. Jenny hated that movie but I was crying with laughter all the way through.
Durkha durkha - Jihad Jihad!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:52:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:48:20 (#)
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I don't wanna hear it anymore, I wanna shut my eyes and hold my hands over my ears screaming "blah blah blah blah"
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Must admit I feel like this too. Want o just move on from it.
however, nice bit of writing.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:51:55 EDT (#)
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Durkha durkha.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:48:20 EDT (#)
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I don't wanna hear it anymore, I wanna shut my eyes and hold my hands over my ears screaming "blah blah blah blah"