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Submitted by Tastycat (View user info) at 2005-07-12 13:47:26 EDT


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162 Six Mile Lake.

I bet they see a lot of canoes this time of year. Fleetwood RV Prowler, bearded man, looks nice, has at least as much junk as us in or little caravan.

Bigger rocks now. They couldn't build this road nowadays, blowing up the escarpment. I'll say it again, fuck the escarpment. Stupid glaciers, stupid humans. Perfectly flat road though, as if that's really what matters. Solid rock, not so solid anymore.

A pretty lake, but no bridge.

168 Georgian Bay Rd. Crooked Bay Rd.
Is this it? Yup, sure is.

Left, no, right. 400 South Toronto. Onramp, left off onramp. Done.

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Beautiful lake. Not much to do except swim eat, sit, talk, fish, cliff dive, play cards, play backgammon, play with the dog, write, think, sleep, lie in the sun, plan the next trip, drink, play catch, cook meals, watch the water-plane, read, listen to music, tie knots, complain about the weather, praise the weather, laugh at people and laugh at the dog.

Stupid equal opportunity dog.

I feel like an outcast. Christian and I aren't related to them. He is dating Katie though, so he knows what's going on.

The wind is picking up. I feel bitter. Better, I feel better.

Mark and Kelly fight like lovers, but they aren't. They're cousins.

Pure blue but I'm about to get soaked.

All weekend wishing I was here, all week wishing I was there. How fickle be the soul.


Lying in the water is like a dream. Not that I always want to be there, but not being able to hear anything but your heart, floating along with no cares, opening my eyes to a blinding disorientation. The surreal and then stark reality. Diversity at it's finest.

Coke tastes like shit today. I think it's the gummi worms. And the beer.

Why to we leave the shoe on the stick? Move the tarps and fix it.

The wind is annoying me. I'm trying to write and it keeps blowing my page while I think about what to write about. Now I can't think about what I want to write about and so I have nothing to write about. Except, of course, the wind. The really cold wind.
I thought the shoes, socks, pants, and jacket would make me warmer. I thought this trip would be more fun than the others, I thought I might have a change this time. I thought wrong.

Just thought I'd let you know that I'm in love with you, that I'm in love with you. Those kids sound like they're having fun, maybe I should go hang out with them.

Army boy is building a nice looking fire. He's being very clumsy about it though. I know I could build a better one, but I don't feel like helping him much right now. Not a bad job, but you can tell he wasn't in the Boy Scouts. He is only in the reserves after all.

Jim snores like a monkey.

Paint something your boss really likes and then give it to them to hang in their office. Automatic in.

A pear. A can. A pair of cans.

This book is good, but not as good as dinner smells. Angels & Demons and spaghetti with souvlaki. That's really where it's at. The smoke does get in my eyes, but it brings heat with it. Also, I love pig meat.

Search for the truth where you find it. Be it Jesus, Mecca, or Physics.
Find for the truth where you search for it. Be it Jesus, Mecca, or Physics.

Fire is mesmerizing. Hot. Warming, yet destructive. Liquid burning.

Why didn't I bring a sweater, it's only getting colder. I'm not going to be really, truly, and completely warm until I get home.

Twenty-nine bottles of beer on the wall, twenty-nine bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around. Twenty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, twenty-eight bottles of - stop.

I'm not going to let the cold hinder my experience.

Fucking bees... And who the hell is making noises like a stuck pig?
It's warmer now, but I'm still cold.
This really is a good book.
Why are there so many spiders around, and little ones too.

Backgammon is a strange game, but even the rustling of a tarp sounds strange out here.

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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-06 03:21:36 EST (#)
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What IS this gayness?

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-13 02:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-07-16 21:39:08 EDT (#)
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I actually sat here and read this crap, can I have the last 3 minutes of my life back?

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-13 00:42:22 EDT (#)
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