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A moment of discomfort (753 hits)

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Rating: -1.56 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by A-Daamage (View user info) at 2005-07-12 20:59:35 EDT


(note: I'm too infuriated to try and make a real post about my feelings at the moment so this is what you are stuck with. Call it an exercise in catharsis.)

It happened again. Some ass sucking goat raper got his/her filthy pilfering hands on the new Darkane CD before I could. I don't care if this person is a friend of mine or not; if I find out who it is, I'm going to slowly and casually sodomize your nostrils with a ten-inch steak knife. I will curse your children with botulism of the eyes you shit gurgling septic pile. If there is an afterlife I will haunt your descendants into realms of insanity never before charted. I will bring the wrath of Armageddon focused to a needle point and jam it straight into your dirty, thieving, loathsome fucking spine. FUCKING ASSWHORE.

"Sometimes... you can cry until there is nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen, and still, it makes no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent... it would not be because it cared." - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You seem angry.

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

whatever.

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-07-13 00:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:07:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

"It happened again. Some ass sucking goat raper got his/her filthy pilfering hands on the new Darkane CD before I could."

They stole it from you before you could steal it from yourself . . . again? Or, do you mean that they purchased it from a store before you could? If so, try this: http://www.amazon.com.

HAPPY SHOPPING!!!!!
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The latter. I don't like to order on-line if I can help it. I like the old-school pleasure of strolling into a music store on the release date and picking up that new CD right there and then driving around for an hour or more listening to it in my truck. I'm just completely surprised that ANYONE else in this town knows who that band is.

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-07-13 00:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, I know this post is shit. I did warn you. We've all descended into shitty writing, even Jimbo. I'm just trying to figure out why zakalwe has turned into a pseudo goth bitch all of a sudden.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wha - ?

Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"It happened again. Some ass sucking goat raper got his/her filthy pilfering hands on the new Darkane CD before I could."

They stole it from you before you could steal it from yourself . . . again? Or, do you mean that they purchased it from a store before you could? If so, try this: http://www.amazon.com.

HAPPY SHOPPING!!!!!



Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

kill yourself faggot

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's just a CD.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm overdosing on misery. I've got some to spare. Dickwad.

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

User id: 8623

Proof that a low user ID number is not a prerequisite for ubertalent.

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:32:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, just play me one of those songs you were bitching about. that'll push me over the edge for sure.
__________________________________________________________

What songs, exactly, were I bitching about? Are you on some kind of drug? If so, can you overdose please?

Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you

Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what a worthless pile of shit...go stick your penis in a blender.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, just play me one of those songs you were bitching about. that'll push me over the edge for sure.

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay. Need any help?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS OVER I MUST KILL MYSELF NOW


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