Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (1801 hits)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-07-12 21:05:49 EDT
Ron Weasley dies
My brother got one of the leaked copies.
I hope this ruins it for you all. Read something that doesn't suck.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:29:52 EDT (#)
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I reckon Harry'll die in the last one.
She can't leave him alive, or there'll be too much pressure to write more books.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:25:16 EDT (#)
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I hope a lot of people came and read this again after reading the novel and suddenly got the joke.
Rowling would never have someone under 25 die in a Children's novel.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:22:32 EDT (#)
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Harry pooter
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:05:08 EDT (#)
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good call
Submitted by biggyph00l (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:24:23 EDT (#)
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May your karma take the form of a bog monster of anal seapage who returns to shit all of you.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:07:08 EDT (#)
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"and yeah, does ur dick smell like fish?"
hahaha nevermind. I just saw your camwhore. It obviously doesn't.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:56:50 EDT (#)
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I dunno Ryu, does it bother you that I've probably slept with more women then you ever will?
That I can get laid by picking up the phone?
That women still want to sleep with me?
Yeah yeah, I'm sure you get laid all the time too, but I don't need rohypnol. But hey, I'm sure it doesn't hurt your manhood that a fag was/is a way bigger ladies man then you (or hell, most of you) could ever be :)
and yeah, does ur dick smell like fish?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:49:40 EDT (#)
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BAHAHAHA
Wow, straight to the gay jokes.
What a tool.
That'd be like a homosexual saying, "HEY, DOES UR DICK SMELL LIEK ROTTING FISH? LOLZ."
OMG ZOIDBERG IS GAY LOL
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:24:06 EDT (#)
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As long as my class is boring me to tears, perhaps you can inform me...does it hurt to sit down? You know, with the whole homosexual thing? Anal pillaging, etc..?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:21:04 EDT (#)
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oh wait, you must be of the hitwhoring variety
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:31:39 EDT (#)
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hahaha I touched a nerve
suffer bitches
and no, I could give a shit about -2's. only people that care about ratings are losers like you
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:34:38 EDT (#)
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I think I hate everyone who -2ed this post.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-13 09:15:39 EDT (#)
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And fuck you for exposing this nerve...I'm apparently more sensitive about this subject than I realized.
I guess it's like being tickled in the anus with a spiked dildo - probably even more unpleasant in practice than in theory.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-13 09:14:22 EDT (#)
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I don't even read HP, and this is pretty bad/low.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-13 09:13:47 EDT (#)
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Nice powers of deduction there sherlock
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-13 09:08:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:21:16 (#)
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Bullshit. TJ, you suck ass. Seriously.
Fag.
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Did you anger the ugly slut too?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-13 09:06:29 EDT (#)
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1) A -2 for giving a shit what other people (that you don't even know) read.
2) For assuming Harry Potter comprises 100% of an adult reader's literature.
3) Posting something this childish (and devoid of any real content) leads me to believe you'd be affected by a -2 spamming barrage. Now I have to find someone equally childish to do so..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:59:08 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:31:15 EDT (#)
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this rocks 'cos i hate harry potter and dont understand those obsessed with it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:21:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:54:49 (#)
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Let's see..
1) Harry Potter sucks
2) You suck
3) This post sucks
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-13 07:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:43:03 (#)
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if the surprise death is the only thing that's going to sell copies, then fine, let this ruin it for everyone. But personally, I think the book is going to be so great it won't even matter. Most stories are about the journey, not the arrival.
but you wouldn't know that. because gay people are dumb.
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I think he is seriously angry.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-13 06:48:51 EDT (#)
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Great post.
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-07-13 06:05:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jinhenkim (user info) at 2005-07-13 03:07:53 (#)
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is that the girl lindsay lohan played on saturday night live?
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What?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-13 05:36:10 EDT (#)
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Shamowned!
I hate Harry Potter - unless he's wearing a bathing suit... hmmm bathing suit...
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:38:10 EDT (#)
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Hahaha
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:21:43 EDT (#)
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pile of steaming dogshit I saw on the pavement this morning was more interesting
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:19:11 EDT (#)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....oh wait, I don't give a fuck
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:03:22 EDT (#)
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oh noes
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-07-13 03:40:11 EDT (#)
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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 03:15:02 EDT (#)
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OH LOOK, YOU AND TEH NAZI POPE AGREE ON SOMETHING
http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2005/jul/05071301.html
Submitted by jinhenkim (user info) at 2005-07-13 03:07:53 EDT (#)
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is that the girl lindsay lohan played on saturday night live?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:59:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:46:04 EDT (#)
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good way to discredit your point there, matt.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:43:03 EDT (#)
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if the surprise death is the only thing that's going to sell copies, then fine, let this ruin it for everyone. But personally, I think the book is going to be so great it won't even matter. Most stories are about the journey, not the arrival.
but you wouldn't know that. because gay people are dumb.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:13:41 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
Darshisuncool
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:07:51 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure the people who claim to hate Harry Potter only hate it because it is so popular. It is much better written that a lot of the garbage out there today, especially in the "young adult" literature category.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:07:02 EDT (#)
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OKay okay, you get a +2 for this last asshole who reviewed
Submitted by Darshiscool (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:05:29 EDT (#)
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you are an absolute fuck up
die
fucking ruin it for people
the second i saw the first line i turned away, because i didnt want to ruin it and i knew there'd be more
asshole.
Submitted by Pseudovillain (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:55:31 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:37:11 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is Ron Weasley?
I haven't read any of the books or seen any of the movies, so I'm not surprised I've never heard of him.
+1 because 100 million less copies of this book will be sold now because of you.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:30:13 EDT (#)
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good, the more shithead characters from that garbage pseudo literature travesty die the better
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:00:32 EDT (#)
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I don't read Harry Potter nor do I care. But this post has no content and it is a dick thing to do to those who actually DO care....
so go fuck yourself. And have a -2 while you're at it.
Submitted by wanderingaimlessley (user info) at 2005-07-13 00:11:57 EDT (#)
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*gasp* So mean! Poor Harry Potter nerds!
Anyway how can I be sure this is true? You can be doing this just to trick people? hmm damit another philisophical thingy in my life.
-2 for cruelty to Harry Potter nerds
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:04:06 EDT (#)
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Who gives a fuck ass goblin?
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:02:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:10:45 (#)
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elitist cocksucker
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Whoa. Brought Judoka out from the cheap seats, that's gotta be worth a lil' som'in-som'in.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:45:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:23:55 (#)
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I'm gutted, really.
Actually I could not give less of a shit.
Here, here!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:38:58 EDT (#)
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Yeah, that's right. When you run out of ideas, start killing off the redheads.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:33:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.crossroad.to/articles2/2003/phoenix.htm
"The story of Harry Potter is an allegory: It is written and packaged to look like fantasy when, in truth, it is a carefully written true description of the training and work of an initiate in an occult order.... The story line aligns with real occult books written by Gavin and Yvonne Frost, who, themselves, run the foremost school of witchcraft in the British Isles."
BURN THEM
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:26:56 EDT (#)
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I see you're helping the situation by creating works that one could read instead.
Oh wait, no.
This post sucked.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:23:55 EDT (#)
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I'm gutted, really.
Actually I could not give less of a shit.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:17:44 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
You're my favorite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:54:49 EDT (#)
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Let's see..
1) Harry Potter sucks
2) You suck
3) This post sucks
Plus 1 for ruining the ending for SOME geek on this site.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:41:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:25:54 (#)
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Who wants to see my Harry Potter?
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*snigger*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:39:08 EDT (#)
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hahaha. This was great. I dont normally +2 such short posts, but a good laugh makes up for a lot.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:38:16 EDT (#)
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If this is true, then...
I'm not sure where I was going with that, so +2 anyway.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:37:02 EDT (#)
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i laughed.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:29:24 EDT (#)
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tell me, how does the little ginger shit buy the farm?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:27:25 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha
This is almost as good as the time Captain Foamy spoiled the new Star Wars for everyone.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:25:54 EDT (#)
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Who wants to see my Harry Potter?
Submitted by madsam31 (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:25:49 EDT (#)
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zing
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:22:58 EDT (#)
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can it people, this was brilliant. now I can actually look forward to a scene in one of these piece of shit "cinematic events". no fucking way I'll read the damn book.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:21:16 EDT (#)
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Bullshit. TJ, you suck ass. Seriously.
Fag.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:17:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:11:10 EDT (#)
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haha snap
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:10:45 EDT (#)
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elitist cocksucker
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:10:44 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:09:44 EDT (#)
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silly faggot,
licks are for chicks.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:09:43 EDT (#)
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