I found Hopkin Green Frog (551 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Kirschner <konohagakureelite.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-12 22:39:22 EDT
I work at a call center where I work late nights, getting off around 2:30 in the morning. Next to the call center there is a pond which is home to many amphibous creatures, such as frogs, mudskippers, aligators, etc. Seeing wildlife around the parking lot where i work is no big deal. I see it all the time. However, one night, about a week ago, a frog managed to get into my car.
I couldn't help thinking that I'd seen this Frog somewhere before.
I didn't see him at first, acctually. Like I said, It was dark, and I just wanted to get the hell out of work. Remembering I was sort of low on gas, I looked at my gas gauge, and there he was stuck to my dash comsole, bumming a free ride.
"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" I asked him.
"Naw man, You aint seen me before. Especially not on the internet." He replied.
At this point I not only knew EXACTLY who he was, but that he was the worst liar I'd met in my life. However, being a frog, It's amazing that he could talk, so I let it slide.
I said to him. "DUDE! I know who you are, I saw a photo-realistic drawing of you on a poorly written note! You're Hopkin J Frog!"
He said to me. "Alright, You're gonna shut up about that shit RIGHT NOW, or I'll cut you, bee-otch! Now tell me where I can score a lid!"
"A lid? How old are you? Noone calls it that anymore. Besides, You're hitching a ride in the wrong car Hopkin J Frog. I don't run in that crowd."
"IT'S HOPKIN GREEN FROG MORON!!!" he cried.
That was too much, I tossed him out of my car. So kid, if you're still looking for your frog, I found him, but kicked him out of my car for being a prick. If you acctually do ever find him, I'd advise you send him to counceling for his rampant drug addiction.
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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too funny.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Him name is hopkin green frog.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-13 06:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha awesome.
El Fabit O
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-13 05:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
deserves a positive rating.
a few weeks of licking the appropriate cracks will help.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well i'm glad somebody found him
Submitted by RageOfGuts (user info) at 2005-07-13 00:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll admit, this post wasn't great. I wrote it on my lame ass 30 minute lunch break. Once I get my internet connection up again, I'll post better stuff.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen much worse first posts. +2 because the Hopkin Green Frog note is my favorite Bored At Work link.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sucked mud from my ass.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i didnt read it, im an asshole.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
/\Here's some non-existent hope that you can Klingon to.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome to uber, not too bad!
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rape Rape Revolution.
Submitted by dwype (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm. what's a hopkin j frog? ... a lid? sigh. i'm out of the loop on this one.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's what I get for starting my pizza rolls before hitting submit....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's pop that -2 cherry, fucker.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Doberman's and Rottweiler's also have a reputation as being particularly viscious, but again, this is all in how they are raised and trained. We have known several doberman's who were the sweetest, most trusting, non-aggressive canine's we've ever known.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-12 22:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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