How do you get rid of hickies? (21744 hits)
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Submitted by Dot <SammieQ.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-03 18:29:56 EDT
Help! Yea I know you can cover them up with make up or turtle necks (its summer), but anything to actually make them go away?...fast?!
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-18 19:03:38 EDT (#)
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21 thousand hits?
damn.
Submitted by Diego <digarcia.at.cox.net> at 2004-07-13 12:17:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jessie at 2004-07-09 05:30:15 EDT (#)
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ok well i've just got myself a little beauty of a love-bite and by gawd im screwed!!
it needs to go by tonight (friday) and i've had it since tuesday night...
after reading these rather interesting ideas and even trying out the few that mean i don't need to leave a letter to my parents explaining y my body is hacked up... i've come to the conclusion that NON of these work!
the toothpaste idea is a joke and stings like hell, so now i face a red hickie on my neck tonight at an improtant meal with my bf... who did NOT give me it!
was it worth it? yes
i supose you don't grow up two years after 13 either! no-one learns
and beleive me the guy who gave it me will get sandpapered! altho it is likely i deserve to be more!
in the future this is my advice...
bruises r gross so dont recieve them willingly... beat whoever gives you one and if its on yor neck, you deserve wot punishment and embarasment you get
signing off ;)
Submitted by nina_marie (user info) at 2004-05-27 13:13:56 EDT (#)
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yeah.. i def. tried everything mentioned.. AND NOTHING IS WORKING!
my conclusion?
theres no cure for ridding yourself of a hickey.. times the only way. Then be sure to remind anyone ur gettin dirty with NOT to suck on your fuckin neck.
Submitted by joe blow at 2004-05-15 12:25:21 EDT (#)
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go home and put a bullet in your heads(then rub with tooth paste)
Submitted by chyr4Uonly <-> at 2004-05-12 00:03:43 EDT (#)
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Actually I'm not white trash. I'm seventeen and just got my first hickey (woo-whoo). I never let a guy before b/c I didn't want my mom to ever see it by walking in my room when I'm naked or somthing (like she allways seems to do). My boyfriend actually tried giving me one in between my hips, but it didn't work so he gave me one on my breast. For some reason I like it. it's a temporary mark of love. Sort of like a tattoo that fades naturally after a few days.
A hickey is put there to show up! It's a mark of I-Was-Here. Why else did you get a hickey on your neck?
I had my boyfriend massage it with vaseline and his hands, kinda worked, mostly just felt good.
I hope with all the hits this has gotten people have learned somthing.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:02:10 EDT (#)
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For future reference, lavendar oil
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:58:43 EDT (#)
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Fuck. I didn't realize this was an ancient post. I would imagine (and hope) the hicky is gone by now.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:54:53 EDT (#)
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Fucking teenagers.
Fine, here's the answer, which I hesitate to give, because if you don't know the trick to get rid of them, then you're not old enough to be getting them in the first place.
Answer: COMB it out.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:49:20 EDT (#)
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it just popped right off? thats fuct.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:12:34 EDT (#)
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I like hickies.
One time when I was in bed with my gay partner, he sucked on the head of my penis so hard it popped off.
Ouch.
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2004-04-19 16:25:50 EDT (#)
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How do you get rid of a Dot?
-Hadley
Have you seen the other posts on this site? Dis this seem even vaguely on target?
Submitted by BarahmaBullBabe <BarahmaBullBabe> at 2004-04-19 16:19:08 EDT (#)
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Use a round lipstick top. and starting from the center moving outwards, just push and twist. this pushes the blood vesseles away from the surface.. after this is done...toothpaste works best.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-11 03:12:50 EDT (#)
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pretend your becoming black. start saying things like "yo" "dawg" (the w is critical) and "phat". Then when someone points out your hickey accuse them of being a racist or try cutting it out with a knife
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:21:45 EDT (#)
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That's a good point. This has entirely too many hits.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:13:31 EDT (#)
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How do you get rid of hickies? (14219 hits)
damn thats a lot of hits.
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-03-27 00:14:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-04 01:03:14 (#)
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How do you get rid of hickies? (5700 hits)
How the fuck did this get 5700 hits.
There are obviuosly way to many white trash schoolies out there who are looking for the answer.
You were one of them king
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-20 21:06:00 EST (#)
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Dot <SammieQ.at.aol.com> Here's what you do seriously, My 9 Step Program for hickey removal:
1. Take some whip cream; spray it on the hickey,
2. Then rub it in REALLLLLLL good so that you can't see the cream anymore.
3. Then count to 100 while it sits there just to the point of drying.
4. Get a towel with warm water on it and wipe off the excess cream that is not on the hickey itself.
5. Leave the warm towel on your hickey for approx 5 mins.
6. Take the same towel and this time put cold water on it.
7. Let the cold water towel sit there for about 5-10 minutes.
8. You can also use ICE cubes in the towel if you can stand the cold.
THEN:
Have the moron that put it there to begin with suck on the same spot where the hickey is till they pass out from lack of oxygen to the brain and by then it should be a blood clod that travels to your brain and kills you instantly! YOU FREAKING WASTE OF A CUM STAIN!!!
Submitted by Mitchtheotter (user info) at 2004-03-20 20:40:18 EST (#)
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This amazing cure comes all the way from being 14 in Liverpool UK.
Toothpaste.
Dont ask me why or how or who introduced me to this fucked up idea. But it works!
Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-03-19 16:43:14 EST (#)
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Freeze a table spoon. Apply from the center of the hickie out, pushing the blood away from the hickie.
-2 for having a hickie in the first place.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-12 21:51:08 EST (#)
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9930 hits
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-12 21:39:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-04 01:03:14 (#)
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How do you get rid of hickies? (5700 hits)
How the fuck did this get 5700 hits.
There are obviuosly way to many white trash schoolies out there who are looking for the answer.
this is glitch in my matrix my friend.. you feel me?
Submitted by CowTipper (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:26:12 EST (#)
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Try rubbing it vigourously with sandpaper. If that doesn't work, try vigourously rubbing the person who gave it to you with sandpaper. If you gave it to yourself, kill yourself now, you have no future.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-02-04 01:24:07 EST (#)
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Toothpaste. Not the gel kind. I don't know why.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-04 01:03:14 EST (#)
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How do you get rid of hickies? (5700 hits)
How the fuck did this get 5700 hits.
There are obviuosly way to many white trash schoolies out there who are looking for the answer.
Submitted by LexLutherin (user info) at 2004-02-04 00:46:07 EST (#)
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How old are you?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-04 00:36:42 EST (#)
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Try getting your lover to blow on your neck instead of sucking
Submitted by bahahahahhh... at 2004-01-26 01:52:42 EST (#)
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Haha Sam Quinn? I would laugh...
Use a fine tooth comb hun...
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-13 16:28:53 EST (#)
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Are you serious? How old are you? 13? I was 13 once, got a hickie, someone told me to scrub my neck with toothpaste and water, if I can recall, this worked, but you'll have to forgive me, I was 13 a very long time ago.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:11:17 EST (#)
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+2 for the jointer suggestion.
-4 for the post.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:55:36 EST (#)
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You could just bruise the rest of your body so the hickey can't be distinguished.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-30 10:34:16 EST (#)
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dot, get a toothbrush and a tylenol...
crush the tylenol and add a tiny bit of water till it makes a paste. take the paste and brush the hickey with it. it sounds ridiculuous but it really REALLY works.
and if all else fails, get some green concealer...green cancels out the red in the hickey.
glhf.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:52:31 EST (#)
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The only sure fire way is to use a jointer on it.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-12-23 05:36:22 EST (#)
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Sure, but you have to be willing to take the whips, chains and all the sexual stimulation that comes with holding such a priveledged title.
>=)~
Queen
<insert cracking whip sound here>...lol
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-23 01:06:40 EST (#)
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can i be your love bitch queen?
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-12-23 00:59:47 EST (#)
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How about not getting them in the first place? Unless you DO have bleach blonde hair, and wear daisy dukes and tube tops, and your boyfriend has a mullet and thinks his 1987 firebird is cool. I'm sorry, hickies on anyone just spells out T-R-A-S-H-Y, and 'I belong on Jerry Springer"...
Queen
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-23 00:47:10 EST (#)
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Solder someone else's head over the hickey, then you can claim you are a cyborg conjoined twin from the deepest caverns of blackest hell.
Or just shut up and die.
Submitted by Muppet_Master (user info) at 2003-12-23 00:31:57 EST (#)
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Damn, i ruined that joke, should have said punch
Submitted by Muppet_Master (user info) at 2003-12-23 00:31:09 EST (#)
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Just push yourself repeatedly in the face...
It will draw the attention away from the dreaded HICKIE
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-12-14 10:10:14 EST (#)
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fuck you lisa
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-13 02:54:27 EST (#)
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HICKEYS...H-I-C-K-E-Y-S...
Who failed second grade phonics?
Oh, try skinning yourself with a razor.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:02:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2003-07-03 16:28:29 EDT (#)
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i have a copy of an old maxim (with meadow soprano on the cover) that tell show to get rid of hicvkeys. i tihnk its sept 2002. check the maxim site
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-05 11:42:26 EDT (#)
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Hickies, as with any type of bruise, can be made to go away quickly with massage. It breaks up the blood cells collected there and disperses them. Try a soft-toothed comb, starting in the center of the mark, working outward in all directions. I'm sorry, but I thought every warm-blooded human being over the age of 13 knew this already.
???
L
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-05-05 09:33:30 EDT (#)
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Decapitation - HA!! The cure for most of man's ailments including youth and stupidity.
I have never understood the hicky. Maybe I was never a teenager and just skipped right over the whole fascination with them. I guess I went straight from indian burns on the arms inflicted by boy siblings and friends to partially self-inflicted rug burns on the back. I think I was still getting indian burns and frogs to the arms and legs in my mid-teens. My personal favorite was to pinn the person to the floor on their stomach and take and elbow to their back, preferably just glancing off the shoulder blade or spine. Good times.
Submitted by qmakowski (user info) at 2003-05-05 08:53:59 EDT (#)
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a cloth with warm water, warm water gets blood flowing, thus reducing the hickey, but not getting rid of it
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-05-05 04:46:23 EDT (#)
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Hickies are called 'love-bites' in the UK.
Decapitation leaves some of the neck. I suggest toothpaste.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-05-04 16:10:50 EDT (#)
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I remeber waking up about ten years ago, my girlfriend had put hikies in a smiley face pattern on my chest and belly, using my nips as the 'eyes.' I caught a lot of shit for that one at swim qualification the next day.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-05-04 15:40:43 EDT (#)
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you could try passing off turtle necks in the summer as the 'hip new thing, yo'. or you can just ask whoever did it to not suck on visible places. can women get hickies on their breasts?
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-05-04 14:33:17 EDT (#)
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OOOh sucks to be you DOT.
Sucks to be me too though, because I've been there.
Have to wait it out.. they are broken blood vessels caused by excessive sucking..
Thats why I beat some ass if I get a hickey.
Homo don't play that.
-BerZ
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-04 14:28:28 EDT (#)
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"What the hell are hickies"?
You nub.
Hickies are...I dunno, little miscolored spots on your skin where your partner (hopefully) has like sucked your skin. Fun times.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-04 07:31:27 EDT (#)
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Too late now for a good reply. How did it go?...
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-05-04 06:56:10 EDT (#)
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What the hell are hickies??
Submitted by Teri (user info) at 2003-05-03 22:33:58 EDT (#)
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I've been told that taking a really hot shower helps it go away.
Submitted by michaelmyers <hillbillyhater.fu> at 2003-05-03 22:12:53 EDT (#)
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Tell her (or him) that you were at the pet store and the monkey there bit you. Caution, this won't work if you have the hickey anywhere private. If this is the case, then you are doomed for there is no cure other than max factor.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-05-03 21:35:39 EDT (#)
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Use a green colored skin moisturizer.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-03 19:48:44 EDT (#)
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throwing yourself off a cliff is always a good solution.
Submitted by TwEE (user info) at 2003-05-03 19:33:16 EDT (#)
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Cover your entire body with hickies ( you'll have to figure out how to on your own) then nobody will be able to see the one hicky. And if anybody asks about the strange color of your skin tell them its an allergic reaction or call them a racist.
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-03 19:24:58 EDT (#)
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How 'bout killin' yourself?
-Max
Submitted by AbeFroman (user info) at 2003-05-03 19:20:17 EDT (#)
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Time, and nothing but...time, time, time. TRUST me.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-05-03 18:43:41 EDT (#)
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Use a vaccume to suck it out.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-05-03 18:42:49 EDT (#)
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decapitation