Free at last! (1201 hits)
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Submitted by Ashlee (View user info) at 2005-07-13 10:30:12 EDT
I just got back from the city courthouse, where I attended my divorce hearing. Long time coming, no?
He didn't show up. I was starting to get nervous, glancing back at the courtroom door every time I heard a noise coming from that direction. Then, I heard the baliff mention my last name and head toward the phone, and I knew it was Shawn on the other end. He entered his testimony by phone and boy, was it weak. When the judge ordered that he pay temporary spousal support, and he started to argue with her, it took every shred of self control I've ever had just to keep from laughing out loud.
Fuck, I'm rambling. I'm GIDDY right now. Fittingly, I lost my wedding ring this morning. I don't even care. I'm just so overwhelmed with relief that nothing matters to me right now. I'm gonna go celebrate.
I totally win.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 02:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this:
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:04:02 (#)
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so what else did Judge Judy say ?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-11 01:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm starting to entertain thought's on going for #4
nah.....nevermind
one look at the 'PN' would probably be a deal-breaker
Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-08-10 02:50:39 EDT (#)
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Rasta is hanging out around Cocoa Beach waiting for you to say high.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-30 07:49:32 EDT (#)
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Get back in the jeep and assume the missionary position.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-07-24 19:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just checking up ... glad to hear things are working out. You now know you tried, at least.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-16 19:25:26 EDT (#)
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I work, kiddies. I worked throughout the entire marriage. I have never not had a job for more than a few weeks.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish you had to pay him spousal support.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get a job you slore. It pisses me off to no end that a woman can basically lay around all day while their husbands work then when they get divorced they expect payment for being a lazy bitch.
You have personally lowered my opinion of all women.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM SERIOUS.
AND SINCE POLGAMY IS ILLEGAL, YOU CAN STILL GET MONEY FROM THAT GUY
CALL ME
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-15 04:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congratulations.. It's good to be free of things that bring you down.
Seriously.. like justing said.. go make something of yourself! You can. College is still a good idea, and now with the spousal support, it may be doable.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 03:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
done and done.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-14 16:05:41 EDT (#)
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Rad - As long as the other wives take care of the child-bearing, I'm game.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-14 16:01:31 EDT (#)
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Uber may have all the time in the world, darlin', but I haven't got much to spare lately.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-14 08:17:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:44:33 (#)
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I have a job. The spousal support - well, it's a long story.
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This is Uber we have plenty of time.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-14 02:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
YOU WANNA GET MARRIED TO ME
WE CAN BE MORMON POLYGAMISTS.
YOU WILL HAVE SISTER WIVES.
IT WILL ROCK
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:44:33 EDT (#)
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I have a job. The spousal support - well, it's a long story.
Vicious - No chemical contributions! I may not have been a little angel, but today I'm happy enough that I'm not even thinking about teh drugs.
Ya'll negative people ain't gonna be able to bring me down on this one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:25:17 EDT (#)
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All will be forgiven immediately after you SUCK MY COCK.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, you SORT OF win.
Except you sound like a loser.
Spousal support? For WHAT, pray tell?
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:51:16 EDT (#)
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Spousal Support?
Yorre old enough to be married but not old enough to have a job?
I don't get it. Is this some silly American rule?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:47:40 EDT (#)
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Ashlee, I'm married now, but would I have had a shot?
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now start straightening out your life.
"This guy who knows things about me nobody else knows told me he's worried about me. He wants to fix me, he said, only half joking."
I'm not sure if all he wants is to go at you like a rabbit or if he genuinely wants to help. It's certainly an option.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:30:03 (#)
Ranking: -1
Why do you deserve spousal support?
Get a job
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A-fucking-men.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:45:24 EDT (#)
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aren't you the twat that nobody likes?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:41:21 EDT (#)
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Good. Now, don't screw it up by doing something stupid. Celebrating, as you put it, hopefully doesn't involve chemical substances. What's the point of having something good happen to you, and then forcing your mind away from the ability to focus on it?
Get clean/stay clean, I don't know how that's coming along for you. Do what you have to do to move on, and then start making things happen. If you're handling the situation right, then I'm happy for you. If you're using it as a reason to get plastered and braindead, then I wish it hadn't happened.
And yes, why ARE you getting spousal support? If my ex had pulled that shit on me, I would have buried her in legal problems. How'd you manage that one?...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats, dear. Now go out and DO something with your life.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why do you deserve spousal support?
Get a job
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:04:02 EDT (#)
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so what else did Judge Judy say ?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats I guess. You better go out and get shitzled.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My divorce was a late birthday present to myself.
Now go re-invent yourself and give yourself something to be proud of when you look back 5 years from today.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:54:52 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt, don't start with me. I've never been married and I never plan on it. I was just offering some advice to Ashlee. I'm sorry you're not getting enough attention today but I'm not interested in getting into a flame war.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:44:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:44:07 (#)
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Take my advice and don't ever get married again.
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Could you even get married with a man?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:44:07 EDT (#)
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Take my advice and don't ever get married again.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:41:59 EDT (#)
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Are you sure YOU should celebrate?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:40:36 EDT (#)
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Sorry to linkwhore but read this..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59098
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:39:22 EDT (#)
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from one who's just been there myself - excellent... go celebrate girl, have one for me.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:39:08 EDT (#)
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Do you work?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:38:07 EDT (#)
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Sweet!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:37:28 EDT (#)
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How much, how long, and why are you getting spousal support?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No offense, but if you really look like that camwhore I'd divorce you too
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:34:19 EDT (#)
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Now you can buy more meth with your support payment.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:33:04 EDT (#)
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Well done that lady. I thought you were a 20 year old crack head from Orlando though?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:32:54 EDT (#)
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Well done. Now remember: No more marrying arseholes, 'kay?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:32:12 EDT (#)
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wanna go out?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-13 10:31:00 EDT (#)
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There's a sidescroll, and I don't fucking care.