Fashion Tips for a Sexy Summer, plus Camwhore (9087 hits)
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Submitted by Raine Lark (View user info) at 2005-07-13 11:34:57 EDT
Summer is a time for sexier clothing. A good general rule: hotter weather = less clothing. Of course, some of us still make terrible fashion faux pas by going outside with no toenail polish on, wearing our pajamas to buy milk at the store, or, heaven forbid, wearing granny panties. So to help you all out for the summer, my favorite fashion tips:
1) Wear flesh tones. White, beiges, and soft pinks mimic the skin's appearance and give the illusion of nudity.
2) Go braless! There's nothing I love more than wearing a sexy sheer top when I go to Vegas with my friends. You can't even imagine the attention you'll get!
3) Don't wear those nasty white sandals from last year. You know the ones - they've grayed over time from all the dust and dirt. Seriously, just buy a new pair!
4) Don't wear shorts if you know you shouldn't. Even I won't wear shorts, being Irish and pale as I am. Try a breezy skirt or cropped lengths.
5) Dye your hair. L'Oreal has a great new "Color Pulse" line that lasts 8-10 washes. It's fun and easy, and always good to change things up a little. I suggest going red.
6) Eat sexier food. Bananas, strawberries, and kiwis are always good to have around. Imagine the attention you'll get at the park seductively eating one of those chocolate covered bananas. If only other similarly-shaped things tasted so good...
Alright, I'm sure you all have suggestions of your own. Keep it sexy!
And here's my very first camwhore: (I hope this works)
User Reviews
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-08-08 15:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Raine Lark (View user info) at 2005-07-13 11:34:57 EDT
1) Wear flesh tones. White, beiges, and soft pinks mimic the skin's appearance and give the illusion of nudity.
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Racist.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where are you, Rainy?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-24 15:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STAY DOWN BITCH.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just want to kick the dust off this post and revive it from Oblivion (with a capital O).
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm trying to figure out why this was dragged up again. eh.... oh well.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate this fucking slut as much as I hate anyone on Uber. Really. Waht a fucking grotesque mannish gargoyle creature.
I wrote a hate post for her about this but never posted it. I wish I had sometimes.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hoo-wee it smells like whore in here!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
slutbomb
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUTUP ALTER I WANT TO FUCK YOU
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-03 21:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, although it still burns when I pee.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-01 19:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a classic...
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-21 18:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice ideas, too bad I am reading this and it is nearly winter again...
Submitted by Anti-Manifesto (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
call me or email me...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I especially like the small penis impact bruises there on your ass. Nice! Another picture of hairs you missed by your butthole when you were shaving would be tits!
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 beautiful
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY 7000 HITS WHY
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ZERO DAMMIT
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:01:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
your ugliness filled me with a godless rage that could only be satiated through beating the life out of a toddler using only my elbows.
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I understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...however, when this girl is considered ugly, I have lost all sense of what is "in".
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your ugliness filled me with a godless rage that could only be satiated through beating the life out of a toddler using only my elbows.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2005-07-18 23:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I always liked William Blake. Not as much as Dylan Thomas, but 'Tiger, Tiger' is a classic.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
notching it back to zero..
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-18 18:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring.
And you're fucking ugly.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-07-18 18:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She is fit though
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:08:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon. You've been around long
enough to know how this place
works.
If you want to post slutty pictures
go to consumptionjunction...
don't do that here by yourself.
You are not part of the clique yet.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505
Dont worry...in a few years you
can play with the big boys.
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What a dumb fucking review that was
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-18 03:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-07-17 23:15:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-16 22:20:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-07-16 16:53:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's probably a good thing and I aint ever one to pass judgement. And you and I both know that if you put a cowboy in a coffee shop then all you got is a jackass in a funny hat.
See, every clown needs a carnival, kid, and pretending that it aint so doesn't change the fact. Put a matador in a shoe store and he's nothin but a queeny chump in burgundy sequins. A brain surgeon at the gym is just a pussy, and don't ask the gods to change it, cause they won't listen. A race car driver at the library is just a fucking dumbass.
So you take the chick, you know the one; she's got the slightly chubby arms of emancipated freshman overindulgence, the not-quite-as-confidant-as-she-wants-you-to-believe grin of a rat among mice, and the faux devil-may-care stature of a middle age divorce' whose hellbent on having a girls night out in Vegas while hoping to heaven that she doesn't run into any truly babe-a-licious flesh (cause that would shatter her illusion of effortless sexuality, don't you know,) and you parade her in front of, what? Us?
What does it say of a carnival, man, that a clown there is king? And what does it say of us, brothers, that a weak approximation of sexuality reigns with such predominance?
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What he's saying is this post is sad, but sadder that this made most heated.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-07-17 23:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit this is still number 3 on the heated list???
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-07-17 23:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-16 22:20:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-07-16 16:53:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's probably a good thing and I aint ever one to pass judgement. And you and I both know that if you put a cowboy in a coffee shop then all you got is a jackass in a funny hat.
See, every clown needs a carnival, kid, and pretending that it aint so doesn't change the fact. Put a matador in a shoe store and he's nothin but a queeny chump in burgundy sequins. A brain surgeon at the gym is just a pussy, and don't ask the gods to change it, cause they won't listen. A race car driver at the library is just a fucking dumbass.
So you take the chick, you know the one; she's got the slightly chubby arms of emancipated freshman overindulgence, the not-quite-as-confidant-as-she-wants-you-to-believe grin of a rat among mice, and the faux devil-may-care stature of a middle age divorce' whose hellbent on having a girls night out in Vegas while hoping to heaven that she doesn't run into any truly babe-a-licious flesh (cause that would shatter her illusion of effortless sexuality, don't you know,) and you parade her in front of, what? Us?
What does it say of a carnival, man, that a clown there is king? And what does it say of us, brothers, that a weak approximation of sexuality reigns with such predominance?
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That was deep! And so wise.
I couldn't find a point to it, but it was sage-like nonetheless.
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The second deepest thing I've ever read, next to 're:16 y/olds'
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-17 14:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I know. I was wasted and really didn't mean it.
I was just being the normal ass that I am.
My apologies Raine.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-17 11:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:08:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want to post slutty pictures
go to consumptionjunction...
don't do that here by yourself.
You are not part of the clique yet.
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That's a dumb thought you just had there.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-17 08:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vain.
Pointless.
Crap.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RATED 0 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by prrr (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm embarrassed for you girl.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-16 22:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-07-16 16:53:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's probably a good thing and I aint ever one to pass judgement. And you and I both know that if you put a cowboy in a coffee shop then all you got is a jackass in a funny hat.
See, every clown needs a carnival, kid, and pretending that it aint so doesn't change the fact. Put a matador in a shoe store and he's nothin but a queeny chump in burgundy sequins. A brain surgeon at the gym is just a pussy, and don't ask the gods to change it, cause they won't listen. A race car driver at the library is just a fucking dumbass.
So you take the chick, you know the one; she's got the slightly chubby arms of emancipated freshman overindulgence, the not-quite-as-confidant-as-she-wants-you-to-believe grin of a rat among mice, and the faux devil-may-care stature of a middle age divorce' whose hellbent on having a girls night out in Vegas while hoping to heaven that she doesn't run into any truly babe-a-licious flesh (cause that would shatter her illusion of effortless sexuality, don't you know,) and you parade her in front of, what? Us?
What does it say of a carnival, man, that a clown there is king? And what does it say of us, brothers, that a weak approximation of sexuality reigns with such predominance?
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That was deep! And so wise.
I couldn't find a point to it, but it was sage-like nonetheless.
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-07-16 16:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's probably a good thing and I aint ever one to pass judgement. And you and I both know that if you put a cowboy in a coffee shop then all you got is a jackass in a funny hat.
See, every clown needs a carnival, kid, and pretending that it aint so doesn't change the fact. Put a matador in a shoe store and he's nothin but a queeny chump in burgundy sequins. A brain surgeon at the gym is just a pussy, and don't ask the gods to change it, cause they won't listen. A race car driver at the library is just a fucking dumbass.
So you take the chick, you know the one; she's got the slightly chubby arms of emancipated freshman overindulgence, the not-quite-as-confidant-as-she-wants-you-to-believe grin of a rat among mice, and the faux devil-may-care stature of a middle age divorce' whose hellbent on having a girls night out in Vegas while hoping to heaven that she doesn't run into any truly babe-a-licious flesh (cause that would shatter her illusion of effortless sexuality, don't you know,) and you parade her in front of, what? Us?
What does it say of a carnival, man, that a clown there is king? And what does it say of us, brothers, that a weak approximation of sexuality reigns with such predominance?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-16 13:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:22:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know whats funnier Istaros.
That you're trying to get internet pussy
That you're trying to get ugly internet pussy
Or that your only experience with women in real life has left you believing that *she* is hot.
Thats great though. I've fucked chicks that would make your brain melt and your zipper pop, and I didn't even appreciate it. Meanwhile, ubersite being what it is, chances are you couldn't get your knob slobbed in a dog pound if you were made out of milk bones.
But hey, defend your internet skank. It might pay off for ya someday :)
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He's just defending his alter and the picture of his sister that he posted with it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-16 13:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Thats great though. I've fucked chicks that would make your brain melt and your zipper pop, and I didn't even appreciate it. Meanwhile, ubersite being what it is, chances are you couldn't get your knob slobbed in a dog pound if you were made out of milk bones."
Istaros got PWNED by Zoidberg.
Submitted by GroundHogSlayer (user info) at 2005-07-16 13:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(drool)...ummm, what were the tips again?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon. You've been around long
enough to know how this place
works.
If you want to post slutty pictures
go to consumptionjunction...
don't do that here by yourself.
You are not part of the clique yet.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505
Dont worry...in a few years you
can play with the big boys.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you didn't appreciate it? not my problem that you were too late coming out of the closet to have a life worth more than a protracted yawn.
and, the whole oh-you're-just-desperate angle? again, yawn. you used to be worth so much more, crab-man...
Submitted by lollercuddles (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hitwhores and trolls are respectable creatures.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know whats funnier Istaros.
That you're trying to get internet pussy
That you're trying to get ugly internet pussy
Or that your only experience with women in real life has left you believing that *she* is hot.
Thats great though. I've fucked chicks that would make your brain melt and your zipper pop, and I didn't even appreciate it. Meanwhile, ubersite being what it is, chances are you couldn't get your knob slobbed in a dog pound if you were made out of milk bones.
But hey, defend your internet skank. It might pay off for ya someday :)
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My post will have more ratings and attention than yours, HAHA!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ugg
lee
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shenanigans or not, thats a hot picture.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"That's not a mole on your ass either. That's a pimple bursting at the top of the skin."
never in my life have i seen a BROWN pimple, at the top of the skin or anywhere else for that matter. perhaps yours are because you're full of... nah, too obvious.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I could land a 747 on your forehead"
just because you're a faggot who fantasizes about ramming gigantic metallic objects up your anus until tiny flecks of undeveloped turds are spewed out your esophagus doesn't mean those kinds of fantasies apply to every area of every other person's life. no need to take your self-hating bugchaser nature out on someone who is actually worth looking at.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The rest of us, who occasionally go braless for comfort's sake only and eat fruit because it tastes good, will continue to be naturally sexy without any help from this post."
you look like one of those troll dolls after Rosie O'Donnell has used it for a dildo. hairy side in. during menstruation.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"and stop embarrassing the irish (me for one)."
for the civil of us, this translates as, "stop proving that *not* all of us alcoholic manic-depressive potato-eating grass-farming emotionally-obstructed factory workers are as ugly as dick in a zit"
for you, this translates as, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Submitted by lollercuddles (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nagger
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just bumping you back up to an even 0.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
perfect "0" on 236 reviews.
cool.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-13 12:05:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
"look at me i'm sexieeee" auto -2
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I agree.
Also, your 'tip' is to not wear a bra. So you camwhore wearing a bra. ?!
I hope to god this is an alter - if not... I recommend finding a lads magazine. You can take it ALL off there and I won't have to see it.
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I actually think she's wearing one of those tank tops with the "boob builder" built right in.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and stop embarrassing the irish (me for one).
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-13 12:05:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
"look at me i'm sexieeee" auto -2
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I agree.
Also, your 'tip' is to not wear a bra. So you camwhore wearing a bra. ?!
I hope to god this is an alter - if not... I recommend finding a lads magazine. You can take it ALL off there and I won't have to see it.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-15 09:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Normally I would -2 a fashion post, but I find myself wanting to splooge to this camwhore. And I'm at work.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-15 07:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh - mutton dressed as lamb.
1) ALL Australians, 'cepting Williamson (the pasty anomaly) are tanned. If we wear white, beiges, and soft pinks it gives the illusion of George Hamilton.
2) I ALWAYS go braless. And I can't imagine the attention you get.
3) My sandals are brown, and there is nothing wrong with grey.
4) The last time I tried a breezy skirt Saxon sidled up to me at a bar and tried to hit on me.
5) Try dyeing your hair grey.
6) I ate a girl in a park once... well, more than once..
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-15 07:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can i play the bongos on your breasts?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 03:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:39:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-14 10:24:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Geez, I really never thought that this would be such a big deal. First of all, to you people who seem to think I look slutty, you should see the pictures I don't post on the internet! Like I always say, the best porn is the kind you make yourself. Of course, I only share it with one person, and he saw this pic I posted, and didn't think it was that bad.
For all you people who think I'm an alter (whatever that really is) or not real, I'm not going to post another pic. This whole experience has been rather eye-opening, and while it would be hilarious to keep posting these kind of pics and getting all that heat, I'd rather not.
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Raine, screw those jealous bitches, you post whatever you want! Post all the pics you want, just at least provide some content with them.
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Not only that, you are your own person. You don't need your man's permission to post other pictures of yourself. Use your own judgement, and if you want to share yourself with the rest of the world, theres no one who can hold it against you.
Unless you want me to.
Hold it against you.
Carry on.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-15 03:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could land a 747 on your forehead
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-07-14 23:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This site is 90% dorky, white, male. Your fashion tips are about as needed/wanted as the clap. Which you probably have.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-07-14 21:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
body looks ok; let's see some pics without the dumb smirk and the padded bra.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-07-14 20:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are essentially what an 18 year old Liv Tyler would look like at five in the morning after a binge at the cheesecake factory with both breast and ass implants. And that's really being nice about it.
That's not a mole on your ass either. That's a pimple bursting at the top of the skin.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-07-14 19:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is just strange:
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=vn20050714080208315C857453
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-14 16:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-13 12:05:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
"look at me i'm sexieeee" auto -2
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Ooooh, I must be jealous, huh? Really, I'm rating the message of the post. Come on, now. It blows.
"If you're desperate and needy for attention, go braless and eat fruit that makes you look like you're sucking a cock. After all, guys are too brain dead and horny to see through this sluttery."
The rest of us, who occasionally go braless for comfort's sake only and eat fruit because it tastes good, will continue to be naturally sexy without any help from this post.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-14 16:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Y HELO THAR
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-14 15:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:36:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:25:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I could camp out on this post all day and watch everyone get their panties in a bunch (interesting thought)
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hahahaha I posted just because that line made me crack up. Cute pic, I'm thinking after seeing this I won't post one of me
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Do it, it'll turn out fine. Fine I say
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Nah, I think I'll pass, people can be such dickheads on here but I won't deny that it's amusing
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-14 15:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH-What The Hell, was a poster
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-07-14 14:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AND THE 2005 UBER-BUTTER FACE AWARD GOES TO....................
+2 for the body
-4 for the face
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-14 14:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-14 14:01:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mockery!
Bring back WTH!!!
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Okay...I give up...what's WTH? Honestly, I'm not an alter.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-14 14:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mockery!
Bring back WTH!!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-07-14 14:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I hate/love posts like these, as it only promotes catty bitch-fighting, arrogance, and men beating the keyboards with their erect penises."
and what JohnnyX last said.
and Caul rules.
and you look great.
why waste a body (& youth) like that with marriage? pffff
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-07-14 13:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
put a bag over your head, and i might do you.
make it a plastic bag, tightly sealed.
by the way, arousing these ubersite freaks is liable to compromise your safety.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-07-14 13:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me-fucking-ow.
You make me want to camwhore so you can see what a stud I am and instantaniously fall in love with me.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not bad looking, but blargh, what an ugly house.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-14 10:24:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Geez, I really never thought that this would be such a big deal. First of all, to you people who seem to think I look slutty, you should see the pictures I don't post on the internet! Like I always say, the best porn is the kind you make yourself. Of course, I only share it with one person, and he saw this pic I posted, and didn't think it was that bad.
For all you people who think I'm an alter (whatever that really is) or not real, I'm not going to post another pic. This whole experience has been rather eye-opening, and while it would be hilarious to keep posting these kind of pics and getting all that heat, I'd rather not.
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Raine, screw those jealous bitches, you post whatever you want! Post all the pics you want, just at least provide some content with them.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet if you'd mentioned something about a fiance, this post would be rated at least half a point lower =p
INKLAY HOREWAY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70579
INKLAY HOREWAY
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My grandfather wants to know if he has your permission to rub one out to your picture. Please reply ASAP.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-14 11:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you turned a little to the left, I reckon we'd cop an eye full of Penis.
That's just my opinion.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-14 11:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:13:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
potatomanjack: Are my fashion tips not content? They were intended to be sarcastic, anyway.
Xcuses: It's on Uberboard and most heated...I never expected this!
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Blimey you americans don't understand our language at all eh? That wasn't sarcasm. I was thinking of explaining Euphemisms but you all struggle saying what you do mean, no chance of understanding what you don't mean!
Rule Brittania
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-14 11:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 in case you are real.
If I was as thin as this I would post pictures of myself in my pants and vest every day, and you would all just have to put up with it.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-14 11:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, this isn't an alter. I'd say I'm 85% sure of it.
There's nothing wrong with a slutty girl like this. And a big "fuck you" goes out to the people who scared her away from posting additional slut pictures.
Slutty slut sluttle slutty slut slut slut.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-07-14 10:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-14 10:24:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Geez, I really never thought that this would be such a big deal. First of all, to you people who seem to think I look slutty, you should see the pictures I don't post on the internet! Like I always say, the best porn is the kind you make yourself. Of course, I only share it with one person, and he saw this pic I posted, and didn't think it was that bad.
For all you people who think I'm an alter (whatever that really is) or not real, I'm not going to post another pic. This whole experience has been rather eye-opening, and while it would be hilarious to keep posting these kind of pics and getting all that heat, I'd rather not.
Thanks to everyone for making this experience super-awesome.
Yes, I do have a freckle on my ass.
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You dont know what Alter means? It means, like it would suggest (read: Alter Ego) another, as in second. Superman is to Clark Kent, what you are to X.
If you want positive recognition, you should probably not post a picture, especially if you look like that.
You should also not be a whore, which clearly, you are. I know for a fact. Ive met you in AC.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-14 10:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Geez, I really never thought that this would be such a big deal. First of all, to you people who seem to think I look slutty, you should see the pictures I don't post on the internet! Like I always say, the best porn is the kind you make yourself. Of course, I only share it with one person, and he saw this pic I posted, and didn't think it was that bad.
For all you people who think I'm an alter (whatever that really is) or not real, I'm not going to post another pic. This whole experience has been rather eye-opening, and while it would be hilarious to keep posting these kind of pics and getting all that heat, I'd rather not.
Thanks to everyone for making this experience super-awesome.
Yes, I do have a freckle on my ass.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-07-14 10:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I swear to god, you look like a hooker I fuc...met, in AC.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-14 08:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Round 2 Ding Ding...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG I AM SO CONFUSED
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a review on purely the title alone: fashon tips for summer.
funkin never mind.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:28:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-14 04:07:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-14 03:50:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-13 12:40:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
PREGNANT THIGHS DO NOT DO SUMMER WELL. ""
Oh the irony.
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I just couldn't wrap my head around this one.
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shoulda made myself clearer...MY pregnant things are not doing summer well.
make more sense?
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what does that have to do with this slut?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You remind me vivedly of a girl I used to go to college with. She was dancer with splended poise and curves. Now I don't know you yet so I kind of hope you have the same personality as her.
See she wasn't mean or dumb but she was... I dunno. Wrong somehow, kind of false? No, not false. Not in that kind of way, she just always seemed to be putting on an act. I liked to think that she was hiding. That she was scared and vulnerable. That underneath it all she was the same as the rest of us.
Not that I hope your scared and vulnerable. That would be weird. No, instead I am going to assign whatever personality traits you have to her memory. Not very good I know but it's the only to tie up that loose end.
I think your going to fit in here just fine.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-14 04:07:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-14 03:50:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-13 12:40:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
PREGNANT THIGHS DO NOT DO SUMMER WELL. ""
Oh the irony.
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I just couldn't wrap my head around this one.
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shoulda made myself clearer...MY pregnant things are not doing summer well.
make more sense?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-14 07:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CAMWHORE
ATTENTION WHORE
yer well, i'll show u mine if u show me yours..
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To be honest, you're actually quite ugly, so,.. er,.. who gives a fuck?
And what the hey? ur fashion tips were 'sarcastic'???? erm... nah... just weird n stupid.. kinda like u..
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and i was going to think thoughts of butterflies tonight. Stupid internet.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-07-14 04:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just crapped outta my mouth. What would your mother say?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-14 04:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-14 03:50:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-13 12:40:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
PREGNANT THIGHS DO NOT DO SUMMER WELL. ""
Oh the irony.
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I just couldn't wrap my head around this one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-14 03:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-13 12:40:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
PREGNANT THIGHS DO NOT DO SUMMER WELL. ""
Oh the irony.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-14 03:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Does this mean I have to throw away my speedo? """
<ejaculates>
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-14 03:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus. fucking. christ.
i don't know what's worse, the fact that somebody thought they could convince anyone that something like this is for real, or the fact that they succeeded.
give me a fucking break.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-07-14 03:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are... are those BRACES?!?!
Gross, Alter, fucking gross. At least find a pic of someone over 18.
Damn.
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2005-07-14 02:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So what are we rating? the girl or the article?
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-07-14 02:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey squinty, open your eyes a little, and stop trying to look sultry..
This pic would be sexier if someone was giving you a cleveland steamer
And like the rating says.. "I've seen better"
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-14 01:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, you fucking alter (and if you're not an alter, you're a fucking slutty bitch)...
There is no need for your first camwhore to be an advertisement for prostitution.
Alters can suck my balls.
This was the most retarded thing I've ever read and I don't understand how this kind of crap gets so much attention!!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-14 01:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
should'nt have looked at this post before bed.
slackjaw
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-14 00:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you have a beautiful face. dont listen to these idiots.
what arm flab? any thinner and she would look like skeletor.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does this mean I have to throw away my speedo?
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lets bang
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Contrary to your rules, you're wearing a bra in the photo and have on shorts...boy short style panties, nonetheless.
I think part of the reason for not wearing shorts if you can't pull it off includes acne and/or ingrown hairs on your legs, nates and/or full ass cheek(s) if they'll be hanging out.
Also add to your list "wait to turn 18 and have your braces removed before posting revealing photos on the internet that could be construed as sexual." That is not sexy or flattering. I'm sure there will be a few that don't agree with that logic here. To each his own...own jail cell, that is.
You're a douche bag for sharing that with the public. Spend more time working on yourself, then work on molding other people into what you wrongfully believe is the proper thing to fashionably do so you'll come off trendy and sexy.
GOSH.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if that's really you (and i think it is), these people are nuts. You're a knockout and, if you were spread eagle in front of any of us internet fucksocks (or anyone with a desire for hot pussy for that matter), we'd hit it...regardless of what they say.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do seem like the kind of girl who might not have great hygiene.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:18:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU HAVE A FUCKING ZIT ON YOUR ASS.
::vomts::
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It's a mole, retard.
Shenanigans until you tell me the brand of camera you used to take this picture.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
she-male
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd bang you in that position.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't read the post.
Nice legs, shame about the face.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU HAVE A FUCKING ZIT ON YOUR ASS.
::vomts::
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for lack of decent post
Am I the only one that thinks she looks crosseyed?
Also, learn how to smile.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
PS. Show your box.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do have a great body. The post was stupid, as are the decorations in your house.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll bag it... meaning a paperbag over your head.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heat why now?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:31:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:24:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
A) This was a crap post. Sorry, but it was.
B) Shut up, Schlongy, if she lost weight, she'd blow away in the wind. She's very pretty and there's nothing wrong with her body.
C) Bad plan with the slutty camwhore. Nobody will take you seriously now.
D) I'm concerned with how worried you are over getting attention from boys by showing your nipples in sheer clothing and pretending to fellate bananas in the park. Top that off with the slutty camwhore, and you've got a therapist's dream. I bet your daddy touched you when you were little.
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LOOK HERE MISS LITTLE I LET MY DOG CHEW UP MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE I WAS TOO DRUNK AND STONED TO REMEMBER TO PUT IT AWAY.
FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
YOU ARE A GRADE A ATTENTION WHORE, AND ARE JUST COMING IN AND ATTACKING A BROAD YOU FEEL WILL INVADE YOUR "ATTENTION ZONE"
FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU PRETENTIOUS "OH I DONT KNOW IF IM AMERICAN OR SCOTTISH SHALL I CALL MY APARTMENT A FLAT" ATTENTION WHORE.
JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A TROLL DOLL WITH DOWN SYNDROME IN YOUR CAMWHORE (IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FAKE ONE EITHER) IS NO REASON TO TELL THIS SLUT OFF.
AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS WITH THE BANANA/NIPPLE COMMENT? A LITTLE OVER THE TOP, HUH?
AND MOLESTATION? YOU SICK BITCH
CookieLass is in the all time, Top 10 UberSite hypocrites.
Shut the fuck up, you pig of a poseur.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"turd cutter"
Hilarious!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You made a post about being proud of your boobs, you say you go braless in vegas, and in your first camwhore you have a padded bra on?
Horse shit.
But you do have a nice turd cutter, so it balances out with a 0.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll admit it. I'd +2 a post in which you showed your nude breasts.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my goodness
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69860
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Although I have a very fit body, I hate summer fashion. Shorts and polo shorts are fucking cheesy no matter the brand or style. I can't wait for fall, bomber jackets, jeans, and button up shirts are way more trendy, plus shoes....
I'm not gay, I...uhhh....swear....
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ka hunas generally refer to balls where im from. i hope she doesnt have balls, as im sure alot of you other uberers also hope.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
post a post saying "uber rules" on a sheet of paper...or your tits.
that proves it.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Boner.
Haha. What a great word.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do i always get to these posts late.
Nice Ka Hunas by the way. What was your phone number?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK-
Here's something to check out before you leave for the day--->http://www.ubersite.com/m/69958
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my god...I am *so* not an alter!
Wait...let me be sure I understand what that is: a user with more than one ID so they can trash other people's posts?
Definately not me!
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for having the balls to do a camwhore.
-1 for having too MUCH (too many?) balls, and doing a slutty camwhore.
-1 for bad post, no content.
-1 for possibly/probably being an alter.
+1 because you do have an enviable body.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Raine-
This is your employer. I must see you IMMEDIATELY in my office.
"What's this about BONG talk"?
"Ummmmm, I dunno"
"Missy, we're going to have to let you go"
"Sweet, I get to leave early"?
"No, for good, pack up your things and leave NOW"
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Arm flab?" I swear, you guys are so fucking retarded.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:22:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Raine- com ear, grab this thing, it's your turn...
*smoke fills up room*
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Don't tempt me! I still have another half hour of work before I can go home to my bong.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you find yourself in the woods, all alone, with a tree on top of you, you're probably in trouble. the best idea is to cut your arm with a knife, and let the blood seep out onto the forest ground. sharks have very keen senses, and will smell the blood miles away, and hopefully come to your rescue.
if not, you're fucked.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Raine- com ear, grab this thing, it's your turn...
*smoke fills up room*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And here I was just yesterday lamenting the fact that there are so few Californians on this site.
Lament no more.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"hamsucking vapid cunt "
Wow! I didn't know people still had that Deliver the Diss program from The Spark.
How original
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to stretch your abdomen to the point of deceitful semi-attractiveness, but the arm-blubber test never fails, you hamsucking vapid cunt
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate/love posts like these, as it only promotes catty bitch-fighting, arrogance, and men beating the keyboards with their erect penises.
Listen up, Raine, this is how it is.
This post was crap. It's so attention-whorey that it's off putting (fellating chocolate bananas in a park? Seriously). If it's satire, it's not satirical enough to be clear about it. This screams "LOOK AT ME!"
That being said, I AM looking at you. I'll admit you've got a great body and you're pretty.
You seem to have a good attitude about the whole thing, and that does you credit.
Good day.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:25:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I could camp out on this post all day and watch everyone get their panties in a bunch (interesting thought)
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hahahaha I posted just because that line made me crack up. Cute pic, I'm thinking after seeing this I won't post one of me
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Do it, it'll turn out fine. Fine I say
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Y'all aren't the only ones who thought I needed to get high. The Boyfriend stopped off and purchased me a very large blunt and gifted it to me as soon as I got home. I'm very close to being totally baked. +1 to Raine for being a way better sport than I would have been, alter or no.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me thinks that you were bored and just posted about what was on your mind...
Nothing wrong with that...
However, enjoy the roasting it's all in good fun!!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The way you're standing you look like you have no ass. -1
Your face looks slightly like Summer from the OC. +1
The chances of you being an alter are high. -1
Hence overall -1.
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the original picture http://www.ubersite.com/m/70608
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tubgirl???
Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get a new face and we'll talk.
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I could camp out on this post all day and watch everyone get their panties in a bunch (interesting thought)
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hahahaha I posted just because that line made me crack up. Cute pic, I'm thinking after seeing this I won't post one of me
Submitted by kadunkadunk (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 because you're cute, but wow, you sure are shallow.
"Don't wear shorts if you know you shouldn't. Even I won't wear shorts, being Irish and pale as I am. Try a breezy skirt or cropped lengths." ...and yet, you appear in shorts...pasty legs and all...hmmm...
here are some of my summer tips
1. Get someone who is doing yardwork for you a glass of water because it will do more for your psyche than eating "sexy fruit."
2.Give those "nasty white sandals" to someone who might benefit from them because you want to, not because your feet look better in new shoes.
3. Try to improve yourself from the inside out. Pick up a "how-to" book instead of a Cosmo, maybe, or take pictures of things that you love..oh wait, you posted that already.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yea you'd get it
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
butterface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooooooooooooooooo
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2) Go braless! There's nothing I love more than wearing a sexy sheer top when I go to Vegas with my friends. You can't even imagine the attention you'll get!
Nothing I like more than a girl with no bra:)
You're pretty damn cute too
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me too...but that's only a mere half hour away
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:01:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie's having a bad day. You know what you need. You need a large blunt, a good movie and some homemade popcorn.
_________________________
I wish I was at home with a blunt now...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:51:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:41:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hotness is really subjective, and women are all beautiful in their own way.
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not true.
look at this chick:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70571
anyone that has to camwhore themselves out over a 90% male oriented website in a skimpy outfit in an obviously apparent cry for attention might be cute on the outside, but quite dead on the inside.
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Look dude, this kind of thing is what makes Uber go 'round, what kind of fag are you to...(stops, looks at poster's name)
...nevermind.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:02:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie, no offense intended. I was just having a little fun with you two because:
A. I could.
B. Hockeys back! YAY!
Just for the record, I don't know, or care if that's Raine. Whoever it is, she's very attractive, and you're pretty damn hot yourself.
P.O.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/70580
***HOCKEY***HOCKEY***HOCKEY***HOCKEY***HOCKEY***HOCKEY***HOCKEY***HOCKEY***HOCKEY***
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie, no offense intended. I was just having a little fun with you two because:
A. I could.
B. Hockeys back! YAY!
Just for the record, I don't know, or care if that's Raine. Whoever it is, she's very attractive, and you're pretty damn hot yourself.
P.O.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie's having a bad day. You know what you need. You need a large blunt, a good movie and some homemade popcorn.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:51:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:41:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hotness is really subjective, and women are all beautiful in their own way.
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not true.
look at this chick:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70571
anyone that has to camwhore themselves out over a 90% male oriented website in a skimpy outfit in an obviously apparent cry for attention might be cute on the outside, but quite dead on the inside.
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OUCH, that is some hateful shit.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:41:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hotness is really subjective, and women are all beautiful in their own way.
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not true.
look at this chick:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70571
anyone that has to camwhore themselves out over a 90% male oriented website in a skimpy outfit in an obviously apparent cry for attention might be cute on the outside, but quite dead on the inside.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice tits
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks again CookieLass! Hotness is really subjective, and women are all beautiful in their own way.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In other news.......... LINKWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70580
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for the record, Fartman, I don't hate Raine in the least. I think she's very sweet. I also don't think she's hotter than me, but if other people feel that way, I couldn't care less. Caul likes to put words in people's mouths hoping that they'll fight with him and put a little meaning into his miserable, mundane existence. I addressed her looks and her picture in a different part of my comment. If one of my friends posted something exactly like this, I'd still say it was crap. If I were being catty, I'd STILL be -2ing this post. Also consider the fact that 3 or 4 girls said meaner things than I did, based solely on her looks, and he didn't call them out. He likes to try and start things with me. I'm his new target ever since Mystia left. He follows me around from post to post, trying to call me out by insulting me or "translating" what I say. It's pathetic.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish you went braless here...
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with Circe...cute ass
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:24:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
A) This was a crap post. Sorry, but it was.
>>Translation: "You're hotter than me, I hate you. I'm also an idiot for believing this picture."
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Here's Caul, taking the lead pass at the blue line. He stickhandles to the top of the crease!
He winds! He shoots!
HE SCORES!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy crap, a mikethescottish sighting.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd cop a boner to ya.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How in God's name is anyone supposed to get in that door behind you? And you seriously need new drapes.
Regardless of the provenance of the pic, the woman featured is attractive, and i'm lonely enough to award this post a +2 on that basis alone.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I for one say that posts with sexy pics aren't bad by default,
quite the opposite.
The 'advice' ruins it though.
And I wish I could -2 the fact that this is on most heated.
Stupid writing-meh
nice pic-mmmm
But so many people felt the need to rate this, why? I have a few times but in response to the responses not the post.
But what am i gonna do.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry for doing my part making this on heated. It's like a train wreck that I can't stop watching. Not the picture, but the remarks. I could care less if you have talent or not, there are enough people with talent on this site. I crack up at the woman who either get jealous so they have to make fun or guys who call you a slut, but are the first to try and pick you up at the bar. Yes- the picture you put up is going to cause people to make jokes, but when you got it, flaunt it.
I've said enough.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:13:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Xcuses: It's on Uberboard and most heated...I never expected this!
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Uhhuh.. and pigs fly. You've been on Uber more then a day. You knew where this would land. A camwhore by a n00b in her ginch posted in prime uber-time? That'd NEVER get heat. Ever.
Wow.. I hate stupidity. I take back my -1.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
potatomanjack: Are my fashion tips not content? They were intended to be sarcastic, anyway.
Xcuses: It's on Uberboard and most heated...I never expected this!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Potatomanjack wrote:
Either that or that your getting yourself ready to be mounted by a German Shephard
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and I spit up my half chewed cherry tomato all over my desk....thanks a lot
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-1 for no content
+1 for being attractive.
Welcome to Uber, now post something with content.
P.S. in that picture it kind of looks like you just tripped and fell into the wall, and now you're pulling your face from where it just smacked into the plaster, just to find someone sitting there with a camera right as that person is taking a picture.
Either that or that your getting yourself ready to be mounted by a German Shephard
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you think posting your pic has gotten way out of control?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-12 20:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy
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Right back at cha
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the boy shorts. those are fucking hot.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX is my favorite
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm, ill stick with the 0. posting a pic of yourself dressed like a whore on this site is a bad idea to say the least. Hope you have some brains to go along with a pretty body.
with that said, can i stroke?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rating: 0 on 100 reviews
Nifty.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and here we get to the Heated...
ghey.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was right. Camping out on this post is WAYYYYYY more exciting than the work I'm suppose to be doing. Keep it up everyone. Just another 3 hrs away.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(795 hits) people, think of the children
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:05:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
You certainly put the "whore" in camwhore.
--0-0-0-0-0-0-0
BWAHAHA...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man i would put it in you.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are what's wrong with this world.