Piss off (553 hits)
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Submitted by gamma (View user info) at 2005-07-13 14:38:54 EDT
FUCK YOU. All of you worthless dimwitted troglodytes piss me off beyond belief. All I'm trying to do is get a workout in for the upcoming University sports season, and you ass clowns have to ruin it for me. I wish I could take the bench press bar and smash your face in until you look like Gilbert Gottfried.
Fuck you, you assholes who don't put the weights back in their proper place. You don't wipe down the fucking equipment after you use it either. The last thing I want is to get your disgusting sweat all over me.
Fuck you, guys who don't wash your gym clothes yet still wear the same thing day in and day out. I bet you squalid retards don't even shower on a regular basis. Contrary to popular belief, the smell of your unwashed nutsack coupled with human perspiration is NOT attractive to women. Nausea ensues when your fumes infringe on my oxygen.
Fuck you, pack of Arabs traveling in a group of at least four at all times. You guys come in the gym, take four or more different benches, and keep alternating between the guys in your cell. Furthermore, you are loud sons of bitches always screaming: "DERKA DERKA MOHAMMED JIHAD!" at each other. Newsflash, it doesn't take that much strength to fly a plane into a building.
Fuck you, narcissistic assholes who admire yourselves in the mirror every fifteen seconds. We don't think you're cool because you've got muscles. Wake up, alternating between moving your left bitch tit, your right bitch tit, and both bitch tits depending on the beat of the music you're listening to is lame.
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-07-26 12:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's back!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90948
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had my balls on the fan yesterday. It felt fucking superb. (Not a hand fan, that'll chop them out).
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:15:01 EDT (#)
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Sounds like some 'roid rage
Submitted by Ranx05 (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:21:12 EDT (#)
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somebody needs his binky and a teddy beaw!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:13:56 EDT (#)
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FUCK ME, NO SIR, FUCK YOU!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:42:51 EDT (#)
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shouldn't FatTony be posting this?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOu think *YOU* have it bad?
I work the front desk at a gym/inline hockey rink...
*shudder*
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must be in the wrong post. ALL WOMAN are haning out here
On second thought...
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muscle dudes are usually compensating for small dongs.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Icky.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:47:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Male vanity = barf
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I tend to agree. I don't understand most of the people who work out for no apparent reason except to have big muscles.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet there's a lot of skin disorders one can get from nasty gym equipment.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Male vanity = barf
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-13 14:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
These are the people that make me dread going to the gym on a daily basis.