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It's the Little Things (509 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by yermom (View user info) at 2005-07-13 19:56:58 EDT


I don't know why, but all day today was shaping up to be one of those days you wish you could look back on, douse in gasoline, and set on fire. Maybe I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Maybe it was the hot sauce covered pineapple I had to remove from my sphincter this morning. Either way, I just knew it was going to be one of those days.

I spent most of the morning going through the same thing that I'd done the past 3 days, which was the entertainment of spending hours on the phone being bounced back and forth to Indian (curry not peyote) call center techs that couldn't tell the difference between a hard drive and a floppy dick.

As fun as all this may sound to you, it didn't amuse me in the least bit. So I spent the whole day in a pissed off mood. I'm sure you've all been there. You just wish you could take some sleeping pills and hibernate through a couple weeks or so.

Anyway, after being pissed all day I took a break ran up to the store and bought a pack of smokes, as soon as I got back to work, the skies lit up with lightning, and probably the best storm I've seen in months happened upon me. So I sat there with smoke in hand watching one of nature's most soothing movies.

While I was standing there, I saw something moving along the ground, and of course my inquisitive nature got the best of me, I had to check it out. I stood in the rain like a fat kid chasing a rolling doughnut trying to catch this little thing. Finally, when I did, I realized that whatever had caused me to be so pissed off all day, was now gone.

It's amazing what a difference the little things can make.




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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that hopkin?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
You're right, best trick
Always I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
Turn the lights off,
Carry me home.

---

I hate Blink-182, but the title made me think of it.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Neat!

Submitted by RageOfGuts (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Gosh, I hope it isn't poisonous.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit that.

Submitted by Alaskanite (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I've seen smaller.

Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Twang your magic twanger frogie"

(Andy Divine/Andy's Gang)


Abe: I used to be `with it.' But then they changed what `it' was. Now
what I'm `with' isn't `it' and what's `it' seems weird and scary
to me. It'll happen to you.

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