Maiorano84 (1097 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.43 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DJMattB241 (View user info) at 2005-07-13 19:58:06 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69558 (the picture)
Draw your own conclusions.
Matt, what should we do?! Call me!
By the way, its a hell of a lot easier for guys to pee on the little stick than girls... or at least i would imagine... and yes those are my hands. Kiss my ass. Where was I? Oh yeah... scared.
Matt! What are we going to do?!
User Reviews
Submitted by Droz (user info) at 2005-10-10 12:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:40:51 EDT (#)
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i hear you sound gay
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-16 19:12:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-14 17:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
two lines meah you have teh ghey aids - congrats!
Submitted by tat2dcoyote (user info) at 2005-07-14 02:54:53 EDT (#)
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matt...how could you!!!?
-2 hahaha.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-14 00:45:53 EDT (#)
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well *I* thought it was funny. but i probably don't get the inside joke.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-14 00:26:30 EDT (#)
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yaaay for ass babies!
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-07-14 00:02:32 EDT (#)
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For shame.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:28:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:56:43 (#)
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Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:11:49 (#)
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You have two right hands?
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Ha ha ha.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-13 23:01:29 EDT (#)
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Anal babies! Aaah!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:56:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:11:49 (#)
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You have two right hands?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:53:19 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR C-SECTION
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jelly babies
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:11:49 EDT (#)
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You have two right hands?
Freak.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:04:37 EDT (#)
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Where... where does it come out?
The baby...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-13 21:00:34 EDT (#)
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Your gayness pains me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:57:26 EDT (#)
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haha yeah, my moms a whore
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:48:03 EDT (#)
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Oh, remind me if you can, I've been meaning to ask you for download suggestions.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, my AIM cut out.
The rape thing is getting pretty old, dudes. Matt's a good guy.
Your mom probably liked it, anyway, Method.
JUST KIDDING, I LOVE EVERYBODY!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I promise, I'll do the right thing where after you give birth, I'm going to teach it how to crawl into a blender.
Post-birth abortion is the way to go. Plus, it makes a delectable smoothie.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:25:12 EDT (#)
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GOOD GOD MAN, YOU HAVE A CHILD ON THE WAY AND YOU'RE ARGUING ABOUT PETTY LITTLE DETAILS?
YOU HAD BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER IF YOU'RE GOING TO RAISE A CHILD
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:23:10 EDT (#)
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method, if you want to get technical, and you use whatever portion of your brain hasnt been cooked by drugs, you'd know that he would have had to have raped ME... but i'm not here to give out details.
That'll be Matt M's decision.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:14:17 EDT (#)
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You guys make a cute couple.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:04:01 EDT (#)
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I see you've branched out into raping men now, have you?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:01:47 EDT (#)
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look at all those rings. what are you, a darts player?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:59:09 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah, something something, airing dirty laundry, something something, blah blah