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Bulletproof (*~SPT~*) (666 hits)

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Rating: 1.69 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <ejryu.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-14 12:33:07 EDT


Captain O'Hagan: The bulletproof cup? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.

*fires through the police car window, shooting out the glass*

Captain O'Hagan: And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

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Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2007-11-20 15:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How ya feeling Mac? Good enough.. to fuck.. your mother!

Submitted by BuSt3r (user info) at 2007-11-20 14:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Embarresed like when you got caught fucking your cousin back in 76

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-20 13:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

just saw this again... funny but horrible movie.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here you go Captain Morgan.

Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-07-14 19:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-14 15:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How about I punchasize your face for free?

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-14 15:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is there soap in my coffee, Farva?

HAHA I GOT YOU GOOD FUCKER!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-14 14:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This post meow needs a little more content meow, but it was a good meow attempt at some heat...

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Smell anything, Rabbit?



*SNIFF*

Fear.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that movie.


"Mother of God"

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whenever someone tries to get me in trouble, I start screaming "Same team, Farva! Same team!"

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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SMOKIN THE REEFER


"LITRE, ITS FRENCH FOR GIMME SOME FUCKING COLA BEFORE I BREAK VOUS FUCKING LIPS"


Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I remember seeing this on TV a while ago, it was unbelievable.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-14 12:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ya, I know...I saw the movie. Boy was this shitty. Oh wait. Its Thursday.


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