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UberMadness III Predictions Page (837 hits)

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Submitted by spedmonkey <spedmonkey.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-15 10:18:31 EDT


Every year SOMEONE's gotta make one of these. So here it is: the UberMadness III Official Predictions Page.

Here's the deal: Predict everything from the Sweet 16 on up. If anyone gets it completely right, well, I don't know. There will have to be an instance of mass fellatio or something on them. Anyway, though, here's my predictions, first with the brackets as they are now, then with the brackets the way they should be:

SWEET 16
===========

1 Razor (red bracket)
9 Brdn_Nkd (red bracket)
1 BigMike (green bracket)
2 loki (green bracket)
10 sebcharrot (dark blue bracket)
2 antluvdog (dark blue bracket)
1 JohnGalt (black bracket)
2 youarsoghey (black bracket)
1 domenad (brown bracket)
4 jack11058 (brown bracket)
5 coyote (light blue bracket)
9 screemfeeder (light blue bracket)
1 PolyamorousAJ (midnight blue bracket)
11 wardy (midnight blue bracket)
3 Snark (gray bracket)
2 Domochevsky (gray bracket)

ELITE 8
===========

1 razor (red bracket)
1 BigMike (green bracket)
2 antluvdog (dark blue bracket)
1 JohnGalt (black bracket)
1 domenad (brown bracket)
9 screemfeeder (light blue bracket)
11 wardy (midnight blue bracket)
3 Snark (gray bracket)

FINAL 4
===========

1 BigMike
2 antluvdog
1 domenad
3 Snark

CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
=============

2 antluvdog
1 domenad

TEH WINN0R!!1!11
=============

DOMENAD


Now, assuming the bracket is updated:

SWEET 16
=============

1 Razor (red bracket)
6 Ainkara (red bracket)
1 BigMike (green bracket)
7 nitty (green bracket)
4 apollo88 (dark blue bracket)
2 antluvdog (dark blue bracket)
1 JohnGalt (black bracket)
2 youarsoghey (black bracket)
1 domenad (brown bracket)
2 iddqd (brown bracket)
9 screamfeeder (light blue bracket)
6 Anansie (light blue bracket)
1 PolyamorousAJ (midnight blue bracket)
11 wardy (midnight blue bracket)
8 spedmonkey (gray bracket)
3 Snark (gray bracket)

ELITE 8
==============

1 Razor (red bracket)
1 BigMike (green bracket)
2 antluvdog (dark blue bracket)
1 JohnGalt (black bracket)
1 domenad (brown bracket)
9 screamfeeder (light blue bracket)
11 wardy (midnight blue bracket)
3 Snark (gray bracket)

FINAL 4
==============

1 BigMike
2 antluvdog
1 domenad
3 Snark

CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
==============

2 antluvdog
1 domenad

TEH WINN0R!!1!11
=============

DOMENAD



That's who I see going all the way. Hard to bet against the defending runner-up. Let's see everyone else's. (For the adjusted bracket, it's arranged in typical March Madness order.)


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Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i predict you will suck for the rest of your life

Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

boaauh

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Eternal_Dragon (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR BITCHES.

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-07-17 04:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay, but that only looks that way because I don't post much.

Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-07-16 22:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It must suck to only be cool on a website and not real life, awwwwwwwwww *tear*

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bahahahaha anything I said on this is teh bullshit. Do'nt listen to me. Listen to your heart, man. It's claling to you..

Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

great - so my round 1 matchup is predicted to place in the top 4 - *cries*

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, usually the predictions post hits heat in less than an hour.

You got me at top 4? Thanks!

Ummm, I'm drunk... errr.. shit.. I had something cool to say but i'm going to type VAGINA instead.




m,,,m vagina

Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this where I say "Me, all the way!" and then reread what I just typed and realize I'm a douche like everyone else?

If it is, "ME ALL THE WAY!"!221#$16^

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

when we SEE it. I fucking suck.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, but we all know fantasy when we know it.

OHHH SNAP!

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am a dozen posts ahead of you on the front page with my prediction ;

"A Visual Interpretation Of My UBERMADNESS Predictions"

http://www.ubersite.com/m/70751





Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess by 12:00 bart-bart time they mean 12:00 CST, since bart lives in Chicago. WEAK!

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait wait wait...

So with the bracket not changed, I'd get further??

If life kicks me in the balls once more I may have to scratch them with my tonsils.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ok it's past 12:00 bart bart time....where the hell is my super-secret title thingie?

GGRR...













I don't do well with anticipation...

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

time check again

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

time check.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahem (cough cough) ahem.



Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TIME CHECK!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want a girl to win, so I predict pentameter or er... me.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here are my predictions:

SWEET 16
===========

11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)

ELITE 8
===========

11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)
11 sg11588 (green bracket)

FINAL 4
===========

11 sg11588
11 sg11588
11 sg11588
11 sg11588

CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
=============

11 sg11588
11 sg11588

TEH WINN0R!!1!11
=============

DOMENAD




HAHAHAHA!

Wait...what? Domenad?!?!?!

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I took it into account. I just can't see nitty beating one of the big guns if he has to go up aginst one early. I did put him into the sweet 16.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm looking at Nitty or Pen_Name (Nitty's in this bitch, right?). I think a lot of you are putting too little emphasis on how the anonymity of the posters will play in.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

im going with how the bracket is... now.
sweet
Razor
Method
RyuFu
Stevie-says
Pentameter
Antluvdog
John Galt
TimeCop
Domenad
iddqd
corn_nug
Mairaino
DonkeyONTHeE
Nerfherder
gascs
ETS

elite
method
RyuFu
Pentameter
Timecop
domenad
Corn_Nug
Nerfherder
GAscs

four
RyuFu
Pentameter
domenad
gascs

final
pentameter
domenad

winner
who knows??
I'll go with Penny.


Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Then let's see your predictions, kai.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You couldn't be more off the mark if you tried.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My money's on Pentameter. All the way

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:31:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

Eat me.

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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahem (cough cough) ahem.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It would be nice to get back to the final four this time, but what a crapshoot. If you discount all the crap that some newer Uberers come up with, I'd say that the writing here is getting better as time goes on.

I'm going to have to come up with some good stuff even to get to Razor, who trounced my motivational post in Madness I. I look forward to seeing some great stuff this time around.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Eat me.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet on Snark.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahem (cough cough) ahem.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is the bracket going to be updated?

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd say your predictions are pretty solid.


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