For those of you that doubted it... (3870 hits)
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Submitted by Raine Lark (View user info) at 2005-07-15 10:34:00 EDT
I know I said I wasn't going to do this, but it is really aggravating to have people think I'm not real. So for all of you that doubted it:
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still can't tell if you're Asian or not...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-23 21:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71523 <- D-PRIME Madness begins; your title is here.
Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-07-18 21:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The plant in the background is very disturbing and paint your damn walls lazy ass....now who's hungry for a royale with cheese?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"...but it is really aggravating to have people think I'm not real."
Narcistic and dull.
Submitted by Bonbonmookie (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-18 18:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever, you're still ugly.
And this place is full of fucking morons.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BWahaha
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:32:39 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA FAGGOT
VVVVVVVVV
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Submitted by JD (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:17:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi everyone - I'm new to this site. I found it browsing and at first considered the 'creative' side of most of the submissions to be great. I'm a writer and was keen to submit a few things myself, until I read some (most) of the comments on this particular post.
I see such immaturity, and such cruelty in your words. I don't know the person in this photo, but she looks pretty enough to me. I hope for her sake that she took all your nasty comments and tossed them aside for the crap that they were.
Hey, say what you like about me, it'll bounce off me, and I don't give a fuck what you think anyway. I'm off to find a more mature posting site where people aren't so goddamn fucking cruel.
Seeya
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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However this girl did post some serious stuff, and we do seem to have scared her off.
Uber could do with a 'sticky' post at the top explaining the dos and don'ts of being insulted by fat bored americans
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA FAGGOT
VVVVVVVVV
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Submitted by JD (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:17:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi everyone - I'm new to this site. I found it browsing and at first considered the 'creative' side of most of the submissions to be great. I'm a writer and was keen to submit a few things myself, until I read some (most) of the comments on this particular post.
I see such immaturity, and such cruelty in your words. I don't know the person in this photo, but she looks pretty enough to me. I hope for her sake that she took all your nasty comments and tossed them aside for the crap that they were.
Hey, say what you like about me, it'll bounce off me, and I don't give a fuck what you think anyway. I'm off to find a more mature posting site where people aren't so goddamn fucking cruel.
Seeya
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah now I know why you live in Riverside.
909'er to the bone, you are.
Tell me, do you have a couch in your yard or does it reek of Horse Manure?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The other picture was better. I never doubted you.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-07-18 06:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, I'd hit it.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-07-17 15:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Raine,
It would appear that you are a bit of crumpet. If your ever in the UK give us a shout and i will come over, buy you a couple of stella's and knob you one.
It's an invitation that i know you will find extremely hard to refuse.
Regards
Momanlad
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-17 11:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foamy would give you the teabagging of a lifetime.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA FAGGOT
VVVVVVVVV
Submitted by JD (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi everyone - I'm new to this site. I found it browsing and at first considered the 'creative' side of most of the submissions to be great. I'm a writer and was keen to submit a few things myself, until I read some (most) of the comments on this particular post.
I see such immaturity, and such cruelty in your words. I don't know the person in this photo, but she looks pretty enough to me. I hope for her sake that she took all your nasty comments and tossed them aside for the crap that they were.
Hey, say what you like about me, it'll bounce off me, and I don't give a fuck what you think anyway. I'm off to find a more mature posting site where people aren't so goddamn fucking cruel.
Seeya
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-07-17 01:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you remind me of my cousin, who I've always found to be a very nice person.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit you look retarded...That's all I have to say.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-07-16 17:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya I would.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-16 09:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
feeling horny? visit http://www.ubersite.com/m/70841
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-16 07:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:03:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just don't understand why you would do this?
No one takes you seriously and you really look
like an idiot. In the future if you are going to
JUST post pictures write a story or something.
Stop being the epitome of a dumb broad. You
Make the rest of us look dumb.
Oh, and give Shlongy some head.
He'll love you forvever.
Awwwww...thanks for thinking of me, sweetums.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
robjustreadthisandshothimself.jpg
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd hit it.
With a mallet.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hows the herpes?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG COLDSORE
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just don't understand why you would do this?
No one takes you seriously and you really look
like an idiot. In the future if you are going to
JUST post pictures write a story or something.
Stop being the epitome of a dumb broad. You
Make the rest of us look dumb.
Oh, and give Shlongy some head.
He'll love you forvever.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy christ
ERIC RICE WOULDN'T MOLEST YOU
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet Jesus, you look worse than I thought.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thats the best picture you came up with?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
News Flash
You are not hot. Stop acting like you are. I would not do you, even if I was totally drunk and not married.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i find ya cute.
feel free to stop by ohio.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU, Hadley, I have cable not DSL!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but the dsls are nice
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:38:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Blech.
And...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I now sit and grovel for forgiveness.
I was wrong wrong wrong wrong, and I wish to say that I'm an idiot and an asshole.
That, and I'd do ya.
In the pooper.
(What, Apollo stopped doing it...)
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That was YES. http://www.ubersite.com/u/yes
n00bs
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you know, I explained that to him one time, but he refuses to not make an ass of himself.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just say no to ugly man women with bad teeth
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blech.
And...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I now sit and grovel for forgiveness.
I was wrong wrong wrong wrong, and I wish to say that I'm an idiot and an asshole.
That, and I'd do ya.
In the pooper.
(What, Apollo stopped doing it...)
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That was YES. http://www.ubersite.com/u/yes
n00bs
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As you notice from the Michael Jackson and Adam posts, pictures can easily be photoshopped. Holding a sign isn't enough, as it could be photoshopped. In order to really prove yourself, you have to be doing an Ubersite-user-requested pose...
(And no, I'm not implying 'showing your tits')
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still dont believe you. Get naked in front of the internet.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pasty skin and shit eating grins are so hot! Hey that rhymed. nice.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn girl whatcha gonna do for a face when that dog wants his ass back?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I now sit and grovel for forgiveness.
I was wrong wrong wrong wrong, and I wish to say that I'm an idiot and an asshole.
That, and I'd do ya.
In the pooper.
(What, Apollo stopped doing it...)
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...a site that is predominantly about writing interesting things or posting funny or interesting pictures."
huh? what ubersite have YOU been going to? it's definitely not http://ubersite.com
go to hell and get anally raped by Satan, hopefully you'll be able recognize ONE shithole...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:45:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Every one of you idiots would hit it.
2 times."
if this kid turns out to be the next Hated One, i'm +2ing all of her posts from here on in, purely on principle
Submitted by lollercuddles (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd tap it. but i'd tap anything
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:45:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Every one of you idiots would hit it.
2 times.
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Word! Buncha faggots.
Now show us your tits.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Disclaimer: due to what I am about to say, my generosity in the form of no -2 prevails over logical rating.
1) Try naming the pic something better than "IloveRob". Yes, I took the liberty of adding proper capitalization. What's the point of the pic anyway? Trying to sprout wood on all of the 14 year olds here- that probably won't work with thoughts of Rob on their mind. For most of them. OK, half of them. OK, I'm grossed out now, but I see the point... buncha fags on here...
2) That picture is photoshopped to high hell. The skin of the body vs. the head? 2 different colors. You couldn't convince Stevie Wonder that that's "just a rush of blood to the head". Try harder, you are a fucking alter, that's disturbing and wrong. Trainwrecks cause less of a prolonged leer.
3) Stop trying so damned hard! Jesus, to hell with the pictures- post a couple good stories with solid content, the alter brand might fade a bit. Maybe not, but you have to try, don't you, alter?
4) Don't contradict yourself! The bra comment has already been picked out, the photoshopping... fuck me, the list just goes on and on. Speak, follow through, respect yourself enough to be what you claim to believe.
5) In the vein of this post, I'm not going to believe that is you until you post a picture, non-ps'ed, of you taking it from your freakishly large Great Dane in the middle of your lawn with at least a dozen of your neighbors watching. Let's see you come through there.
Fini.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's a +1 coz I feel sorry for u with a face like THAT. dear lord. someone get a paper bag,.. u'r scaring the children.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
Oh this made me lose it!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
And honey, please please please stop begging for attention!!
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
photoshop
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You made up Brett Bretterson in the third grade. He's not real."
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Camwhore Tips for Manky Alters
1) Try whoring in something other than your underwear.
2) See 1.
3) Don't wear that same skanky smile you wore last post. I see a pubic hair in your teeth.
4) Don't not wear a bag over your head if you know you should. Even i won't not wear a bag over my head and I'm dreamy.
5) Paint your walls. Dulux has a great new "textured masonry range" that will hide all of those unsightly cracks and crevices. It's fun and easy, and always good to put on your walls as well. I suggest going Tuscan red, and then for a bath.
6) Post something with content. This is how a lady does it - http://www.ubersite.com/m/70728. Imagine the attention you'll get! If only other similarly-shaped things looked so good...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why only show the face when its the worse part to look at.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Content please.
You shouldn't wear green, it makes you look like Slimer.
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ouch people can be so mean, 2+ for putting up with it and mad props for posting ANOTHER pic
Submitted by Andrewd (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
waste my time, -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:51:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
I want my click back!
Are you ever going to write ANYTHING!!
Why don't you write a story all over your naked body and then take a pic of it and post it.
We can have a contest while attempting to decipher your nipples.
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If she doesn't, will YOU?
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet. Not an alter. And still hot.
I hope to read more of your posts in the future. And maybe enjoy some more pics(?)
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What cheap whore did you pay to pose for that picture?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop
Tribute time
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70793
ohhhh
ohhhh
ohhhhh
dun dun dundun dun du dud dun dun
Break it down
Submitted by Dizzle (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need this, and your kinda cute...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:42:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing another picture of you reminds me even more of the following: I've turned down better. No more pictures please, this isn't some faggot livejournal site. If you post any more pictures of your needing-attention-from-strangers ass, make sure it's of a dildo in your ass or something at least worth while. Hell, while your at it, do a porn and make yourself useful.
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:07:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
-Rainier Wolfcastle
Submitted by prrr (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesn't this rating thingamagiggy go any lower?
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Mother Fucking Newbie,
Write better shit or die.
Love,
gamma
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Man, AlahAckbar should make a comeback.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:46:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF! Howcome when I, famous and innocent popstar Michael Jackson, post my picture, you assholes still label me an alter and kick me out of racist right wing competitions like Uberfacisitness!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sign. In. Way. Of. Tits.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you play football for the Buckeyes?
Submitted by iqplusplus (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 because it's not SPT.
+2 to spite all the lame ass bastards who lie about how they are getting better.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 because*screams* You're not a real redhead!
+2 because I'm hoping you'll start posting something worthwhile, like everyone else on your comment board.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Butterface
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You love Rob?
Fuck Rob and everyone who looks like Rob.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi...
Wanna fu-.....nevermind.
I just realized your only here to post glamour pics and have us horny net-nerds cum in our star trek pajama pants while looking at your pictures, and hoping, if we say the right things to you you will somehow show up at our door like whats-her-face in that movie "risky business."
Post nudity or go away!
Love always,
The Vulva
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't hit her. I'm a pacifist.
I had really hoped you were an alter. Please don't post anymore fashion tips.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:59:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
proves nothing.
plus you need a good wash
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Wash isn't in your vocab you Brit
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
proves nothing.
plus you need a good wash
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:45:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Every one of you idiots would hit it.
2 times.
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No.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want my click back!
Are you ever going to write ANYTHING!!
Why don't you write a story all over your naked body and then take a pic of it and post it.
We can have a contest while attempting to decipher your nipples.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every one of you idiots would hit it.
2 times.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oooops,
Sorry I forgot to rate
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think someone craves a little attention.
Congratulations you know have mine. You'd better do somthing with it quickly though because you wont have it for long (I've always had a little ADD problem although I'm too old to have been lucky enough to be diagnosed it as a kid. How great would that be by the way to have a permenant excuse for driving for folks crazy. Why I bet you could get away with anything you could..... Ooops there I go again quick do something else your losing me)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok quit while you are ahead.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
umm....
get ur cunt out..
n stuff
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Face IS shiny like people say. Although in China, woman have no booby, I ok. If that rearry your pic, you brave for setting up potential photoshops.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good good, two posts to most heated over this. spectacular.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-15 12:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:36:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got guts kiddo.
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OK, Raine, now that you've got that out of the way, ignore all those fags and post some good stuff.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:56:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
obvious photoshop
+2 for effort
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's a +1 coz I feel sorry for u with a face like THAT. dear lord. someone get a paper bag,.. u'r scaring the children.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
You were sexier when you were an alter.
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haaaaaaaaaaaahaha
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:07:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously. You look like Richard D. James (Aphex Twin). Anyone seen the video for "Windowlicker"?
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OH my FUCKING god, I have nearly pee'd myself!!!
Thats a fucking harsh comment... even though I do think that the window licker chicks are better looking.
http://doxamusic.free.fr/images/imagblog/aphex.jpg
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:00:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
woof
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mooooooo
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:35:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your face is aggravating. You look like a skin-bleached aging Inuit.
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AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Dude. That made me laugh like a fucking hyena.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:01:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
But hey, if you really like the idea of a bunch of guys whacking themselves off over their screens over you....
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*shrugs* she couldn't finish the job for me, so I guess that whole 2kakke thing is out.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one would care if you were an alter or not if you either:
A. you stuck to your own advice about proud tits and got them out.
B. you posted something that may entertain/interest people.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not necessary, but..Hi again.
Your art type posts are interesting. Stick with it.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:08:56 EDT (#)
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eh.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:07:22 EDT (#)
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"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
-Rainier Wolfcastle
Seriously. You look like Richard D. James (Aphex Twin). Anyone seen the video for "Windowlicker"?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:04:50 EDT (#)
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And you're wearing a bra in THIS one too!
Butterface.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was kind of hoping you were an alter actually. At least it would have been a humourous, if a little irritating, thing that happens sometimes on Uber.
As it turns out... you just wanted to post a picture of yourself in your underwear to a bunch of people (mostly guys... noooo? really?) on the internet. On a site that is predominantly about writing interesting things or posting funny or interesting pictures.
But hey, if you really like the idea of a bunch of guys whacking themselves off over their screens over you.... thats your call. As I said in your last post. Go and get professional ones done in a magazine. At least I can choose not to look at that.
Saying that, you took the insults well on your last post so deserve a little benefit of the doubt and hope you can write interesting posts now.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
woof
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this whole alter / not alter dubrey stuff makes me think of one sentence.
"Involuntary anal gullet discharge, Ja?"
Show us your left nipple - and i will believe. which will be just great wont it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:59:21 EDT (#)
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+2 for taking the time to prove yourself...you're right though...why bother?
-1 for not sucking me off.
Additional -1 for not showing your tits.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
obvious photoshop
+2 for effort
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I missed your other camwhore, so I just went and checked it out.
Here, have a present.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63112
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:36:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got guts kiddo.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You've got guts kiddo
and:
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:42:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.sleepingwiththelion.com/media/clint.jpg
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That was funny as hell.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF! Howcome when I, famous and innocent popstar Michael Jackson, post my picture, you assholes still label me an alter and kick me out of racist right wing competitions like Uberfacisitness!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:45:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:42:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
now where's the "Unabonger rocks in bed" sign?
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Under the dust?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'll be damned.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
now where's the "Unabonger rocks in bed" sign?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing another picture of you reminds me even more of the following: I've turned down better. No more pictures please, this isn't some faggot livejournal site. If you post any more pictures of your needing-attention-from-strangers ass, make sure it's of a dildo in your ass or something at least worth while. Hell, while your at it, do a porn and make yourself useful.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.sleepingwiththelion.com/media/clint.jpg
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It did make me smile. So now that we know you're "real", can you start posting some worthwhile stuff? Is two camwhores from the same person in one week both being on most heated any kind of a record?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're awfully shiny.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So...
You uh....
"Naturally" red?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, la-dee-da, look at you...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You were sexier when you were an alter.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You scare me.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got guts kiddo.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, your not an alter. You are, however, far too shiny.
Submitted by Chunker (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You could have made an effort
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-15 10:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your face is aggravating. You like a skin-bleached aging Inuit.