UM III - The Starting Pistol (2220 hits)
Category: UberMadness!Rating: 1.1 on 122 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by _Q_ (View user info) at 2005-07-15 13:39:33 EDT
Okay everyone, the titles should be ready now.
You have until Tuesday, July 19, Noon, bart bart time to post your submissions. That's roughly 4 days. If both you and your opponent post before the deadline, it will be open to voting. All matches, regardless of who submits, will be open to voting after the submission deadline closes on Tuesday. Voting for round one will conclude Thursday, July 21 at noon bart bart time.
Round results will be tabulated and reviewed, and the updated bracket will be released, along with the titles for round two, on Friday, July 22.
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Please Note: The bracket as it stands DOES NOT reflect round two match-ups accurately. It was a slight oversight, and one that is easily remedied.
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Other notes for round one:
TuesdayDelay was not supposed to be on the list of competitors as he never appealed the committee as was requested of him. Therefore, Adamdidit2u will be receiving a bye for the first round. Congrats you lucky fuck.
The user thirty_four_eggs will be participating for now. If it is verified that this user is an alter, they will be DQ'ed.
Remember to follow the rules and have fun.
Rules can be found here (http://www.ubersite.com/m/70715).
Fun can be found here (http://www.shlongyswife.com).
NOW DANCE YOU LITTLE PUPPETS! GOOD LUCK!
User Reviews
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who should I email if I have a question?
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-18 17:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I've been on vacation.
I finished my bracket database and it can be easily updated via my admin section with handy drop-down menus next to each competitor's name. If the committee is interested.
My Graphical Bracket, which is larger in pixel size but only ~82Kb:
http://bracket.ubermadness.com/
My Text Bracket, which is smaller still being made entrely of HTML tables. It's ~32Kb:
http://bracket.ubermadness.com/text.php
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-17 21:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought about printing one and doing that...
But then I realized I didn't know who over half of these people are...
I guess I should read more than the 40 or so authors I have bookmarks for...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-17 08:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-17 07:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there going to be a place where all the UM posts are lumped together for easy finding/rating?
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Hopefully.
I'll see what I can do about getting the 2004 updated to 2005 and the links updated as well.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-17 07:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there going to be a place where all the UM posts are lumped together for easy finding/rating?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-17 07:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AsshOly, you're bracket is going to be fucked in the second round unless you went a figured out how it should be laid out.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-17 02:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did anybody like print out the bracket (the real one) and fill it out like they would for March Madness? Did anybody have me beating Loki?
Nobody?
Well your brackets are going to be fucked.
Count on it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 19:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I submitted it and the link is gone.... I hope I did it right.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-16 17:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I posted it. I couldn't sit here with it, making little changes, because the changes I started thinking of were BIG changes, and I liked my story enough that I didn't want to make big changes...
I guess now it's up to w_something_something_etc_etc (sorry, I can never remember it) to post his...
Can't wait...
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-16 10:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so smart. Post numbers r kool. I wonder if foreigners mispell words in their language as much as we do in this one. I mean, Italian, German, Spanish, and a bunch of others are phonetically spelled, so it really must not be very hard to spell correctly in those languages. Spelling bees must be scarce over in Rome.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-16 09:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:14:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually looked for a title.
Goddamn. It's been a long week.
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You had about as much luck finding your balls, I'm sure.
Pussy.
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2005-07-16 08:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I like this one - I already rejected the first two.
I can't get all written out on the first round, even if the chance of me progressing further than that is slight. I want to hold onto my dreams a little while longer.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 08:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at the bright side, while you wait to psot you'll convince yourself that the one you made is rubbish and decide to throw it away and start all over!
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2005-07-16 08:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sent an email - now I can only wait.
And panic.
And cry; lots and lots of crying.
This is typical me luck - I get a title that doesn't immediately scare my muse into hiding and then I can't post.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 08:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gah, I cant check mine anymore to see what to do. email wqp about it i guess.
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2005-07-16 08:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm doing that - it doesn't like me does it?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 08:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when you click on submit, there should be a link on the right side, click on it then pste your entry in.
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2005-07-16 08:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Every time I try to submit my post it comes up with this message
Hopefully you learned to read. Your message is going to be ignored because the title bothers me. Good day.
What am I doing wrong?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-07-16 07:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, lets just say that I shall try to...dare I say it?.....write a post...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 06:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe you were 57.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-16 06:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Put me back. Ah, c'mon!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How is everyone finding out their seeding?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But then i get bad ratings. And you all know hiw nuch i value my rating. And plus one pist [er day, btiches, and i already made a psot today. SMAONE!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drunks posts are encouraged though, go ahead and make one. Shamone!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That hutrts Darko. I thought we has a specail relationship. But NO! you had to go and ruin it. <cries emo tears> I might or mght not be MichaelJackson bitches. Youd ecide.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
never stopped you before sped.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where am I?> What am I doing? Why aren'ty I drunk-posting? Oh, I know. BECAUSE IM INCHOEHERNT!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, I'm ranked 21st. This means absolutely nothing.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha Jan's not being a nice little panda right now. Bad Jan. In other news, I'm taking Snarks place as resident completely trashed Uberusers for the moments. WOO!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got seeded 70th, go me!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG youaresoghey knows how to count post numbers!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Currently only 5 people have submitted UM posts. Smarty smart smarts should be able to figure out how I figured that out.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-16 01:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:54:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
How the Fuck did I get seeded #4?
-Dave
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You didn't. You got seeded 32nd. You are a 4 seed, which means practically nothing.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:54:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
How the Fuck did I get seeded #4?
-Dave
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine is posted. Took only a few hours. Come on, people. This is the first round, nobody wants to read 300 ultra-long posts.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just stuck on the ending of mine, now... A way to tie everything up that doesn't seem rushed or contrived...
But besides that, and the general cleaning up and stuff, I'm just about done.
But I'll probably hold onto it until Sunday or something, just incase I think of something that would do well in the post...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone heard from Matt Maiorano lately?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and as 34-Eggs first round opponent, I request that he be allowed to compete. I don't want a bye in the first round. I want to win (or lose) fair and square. Thanks.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Conrary to popular sentiment, I'm actually quite content with my title. In fact, I just finished my article. Yay!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My rough draft is done. I just need to proofread and fix up the ending some.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-15 23:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wallstreet sucks shit. you could post a picture of a dog taking a dump and it would be more coherent than his best effort. I have no idea how he made it through the popular vote.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm almost done with mine. Has anyone the slightest scoop on this WallStreet guy? I haven't paid much (read: any) attention to Uberusers recently, especially new ones.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"TuesdayDelay was not supposed to be on the list of competitors as he never appealed the committee as was requested of him. Therefore, Adamdidit2u will be receiving a bye for the first round. Congrats you lucky fuck. "
Whoa! I wasn't listening. REVOKE REVOKE!
Aww tits! I hate Adam, too.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:56:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, um... Well then... Uh, lesse...
Oh... I know...
I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS TITLE IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT I'LL NEVER FINISH IN TIME GOD DAMNIT
Now I should blend in...
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Ahahahahaha!
I'm scouring Reader's Digest and "Archie Archie Andrew's Where Are You?" for inspiration.
I'm gonna write a story about a dude who wears a stupid hat and eats alot then show's his gramma that there's life after breast surgery.
It's going to be beautiful and yummy at the same time.
Then Veronica is gonna show up and ruin his shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, um... Well then... Uh, lesse...
Oh... I know...
I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS TITLE IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT I'LL NEVER FINISH IN TIME GOD DAMNIT
Now I should blend in...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only 1 story done? I got 4 done, but they all suck. I have no clue which one to use.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:32:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
So, um... Is it wrong that I already have the framework for my story done, as well as two pages of text?
Besides, my title sucks, too. Seriously. But I won't tell you what it is, because I'm super secretive.
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Yes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, um... Is it wrong that I already have the framework for my story done, as well as two pages of text?
Besides, my title sucks, too. Seriously. But I won't tell you what it is, because I'm super secretive.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually looked for a title.
Goddamn. It's been a long week.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
July 19? What the fuck?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:53:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
snark, i would actually prefer that title.
that is how bad this is.
the horror.
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Run with it Brother!
Don't use the title to define the story. Write whatever the fuck you want and then mold the story to resemble the title.
And always remember.... the Shart is your friend.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
snark, i would actually prefer that title.
that is how bad this is.
the horror.
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
How about stories that start:
"Stories that refence Uber or Ubermadness always suck balls."
Cuz I'm thinking that I just hit paydirt.
I mean, it's better than "That ring you stole belongs to my brother. I'm here to avenge him now BEND OVER!!!!."
Which is what I have so far.
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Ahaahahahahahahaah
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark hammered is one of the funnier things ever.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:21:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just so you know, I will be mailing a fresh box of my own shit to the first competitor who writes a story that has a start anything like this...
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I stared at my title and cursed.
What the hell am I supoosed to do with ______ ___ _______?
Could it be social commentary? Black comedy? A new condiment?
My mind reeled, so I grabbed my coat and got in my car and blah blah blah...
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Stories that refence Uber or Ubermadness always suck balls.
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How about stories that start:
"Stories that refence Uber or Ubermadness always suck balls."
Cuz I'm thinking that I just hit paydirt.
I mean, it's better than "That ring you stole belongs to my brother. I'm here to avenge him now BEND OVER!!!!."
Which is what I have so far.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just so you know, I will be mailing a fresh box of my own shit to the first competitor who writes a story that has a start anything like this...
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I stared at my title and cursed.
What the hell am I supoosed to do with ______ ___ _______?
Could it be social commentary? Black comedy? A new condiment?
My mind reeled, so I grabbed my coat and got in my car and blah blah blah...
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Stories that refence Uber or Ubermadness always suck balls.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:00:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY TOPIC IS SO BROAD.
HOW GHEY.
also, only 4 days for a submission?
damn thats not long enough.
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Jebus Bro, that's a blessing. It leaves the field wide open.
You would prefer "The thing my mother in law said to me when I accidentally sharted at the family reunion during grampa's speech?"
I'm drunk.
Sorry
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:16:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
What, Snark, no zombies in this one?
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Auuuuugghhhhh *thpppt*
Uhnnnnng! *Thppppt*
Zombies fart to you know.
Goood luck Sped!!!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are Snark and I the only ones that like our titles?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not to piss in anyone's soup, but my title's one hard piece of shit.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i'll be able to throw something together for my title... 1 question, what the fuck is a samoflange?!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAAHAHAHAAHAA.
Ahhh.
Ha.
Simply staple my stomach for a wonderful prize.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My title is not very good. :(
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY TOPIC IS SO BROAD.
HOW GHEY.
also, only 4 days for a submission?
damn thats not long enough.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tough title... this is going to be interesting.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK YOU I WANTED ELECTRO NOT FUCKING SPOONER!!@$#@$@#%#@$#%#
NOW I HAVE TO STAY SOBER LONG ENOUGH TO WRITE SOMETHING AND I'LL STILL LOSE!!@$#%*$#% *(&&FEFY&(&
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck to everybody.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone submitted their post yet?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay, my competitor hasn't been active on Uber for a month. That means I can write any ol' shit and still move onto the second round. Fuck quality. I gotta save that stuff for later on.
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You pull that, I'm still voting for the forfeit....
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-15 16:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh.... so nervous... gonna puke!
No... no- coming out the other end!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its darkoisadouche.at.yourmom.com
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it, i dont cre enough to use it. go look up razors post though
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or was it@asd
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what about the thing@asd. ?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can see Cindy's going far in this competition....<snicker>
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOLE thing I obviously meant. derr
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there anyway to use italics on here?
And.no.I.am.not.going.to.use.the.stupid.at.symbol.ghey
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only if you do the hole thing in photoshop or paint and enter it as a picture.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay, my competitor hasn't been active on Uber for a month. That means I can write any ol' shit and still move onto the second round. Fuck quality. I gotta save that stuff for later on.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMHG DARKO I AM GOING TO OWN YOU LIKE A CHRYSLER
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, Snark, no zombies in this one?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
chart, dart, tart, heart, shart, start, cart, mart, part, thwart
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 15:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What rhymes with fart?
Damn, this is harder than I thought.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the short time frame, makes for more pressure pack writing ie uberMADNESS! I felt the last UM was just too long.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea, there really is a short time frame, and as I said in the last UM post, I'm pretty busy on weekends.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a feeling that there are going to be alot of rushed entries and forfeits because of the short time frame.
Its cool with me, mine will be in...
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:20:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
So, let me get this straight. There are going to be about 64 submissions in the first round, and we are going to have two days to read and rate them all?
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It's like school... submit early for a better grade (more exposure). I just hope it's a slow couple days at work.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm two paragraphs in so far. But I think this is gonna be good.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there anyway to use italics on here?
And.no.I.am.not.going.to.use.the.stupid.at.symbol.ghey
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:20:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
So, let me get this straight. There are going to be about 64 submissions in the first round, and we are going to have two days to read and rate them all?
Just checking.
Better keep things brief, people.
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awww crap...
*Delete*
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, let me get this straight. There are going to be about 64 submissions in the first round, and we are going to have two days to read and rate them all?
Just checking.
Better keep things brief, people.
Also, who wants to trade titles? Anyone? Beuller?
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:14:43 (#)
Ranking: -1
Why arent; there any submissions up yet?
Geez.. could you all be any slower??
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Ha I'm already 1 1/2 pages into it.
Damn I have a boring job....
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peace?
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why arent; there any submissions up yet?
Geez.. could you all be any slower??
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really wanted to go up against that LIMEY BASTARD!
WOO HOO FOR ME1!!ELEVEN
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, I'm stupid
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since I did the Fat Tony uberboard thing, can I do an honorary emu submission?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:41:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
... And welcome to the barren wasteland that is the front page from now until UM III is over.
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Yup.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Click the Submit button to see your title. You'll see a blue link with your title on it. There's no need to actually click the link until you are ready to submit your post.
I'm assuming we're using the original bracket here Yes?.... No?.... Yes?
I'm sorry, I'm easily confused.
HA! Kidding, I know who I'm up against.
You're going down Koolmang!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My title sucks and I hate everybody.
Good luck!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's my fuckin title? I clicked "submit" and I don't see shit.
YOU CAN TRY, BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN!
What? I'm not in it? Oh.
I'm gonna post a picture of my dick. In Urbane's hair. Because it's soft and healthy. Her hair, not my dick.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blitzen, just click on the submit link and you should see your title.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where's my title??!
i'm scared
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
k thanks
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Luck Everyone!
(My title rocks.)
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:53:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
just so I understand, each matchup has a different title, right?
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Yeah.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just so I understand, each matchup has a different title, right?
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record, reviewing crap on ubersite is all that gets me through work.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, good luck to all!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record, I'm quite unhappy with my title.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record, I'm quite happy with my title.
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since I'm an impatient bastard, and I can't wait til the first submission appears to find out.
Can I still vote even though my votes won't count for anything? I want to be one of those sweet greyed out names...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't wait to do some good reading.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEAH YEAH GOOD LUCK TO ALL YOU NOOBS AND LITTL EPOELPE
WHAERE ARE MY TITETS?>
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE ATE THE TITIES?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just shat myself nervously = (
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best of luck to everyone, and thanks to the committee. Excellent work, all around.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
G-Luck to all...
like the title :)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG WHAT DO I DO
(because you will get that question)
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:41:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
... And welcome to the barren wasteland that is the front page from now until UM III is over.
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Totally, Thanks again _Q_
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I admit it, I clicked the Shlongy's Wife link. I feel kinda bad.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... And welcome to the barren wasteland that is the front page from now until UM III is over.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what title?