Would You...? (646 hits)
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Submitted by Adam Kenny <chemokenny.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-15 20:28:40 EDT
Ok here's the deal: I am deployed to Iraq and have one of the greatest jobs in the entire universe. My job is to make sure the phone and internet lines are up and running at all times. So basically i am forced to be on the phone/internet for 12 hours a day, I know it sounds horrible but somehow i manage. While i do this a majority of the time i am sitting around with my buddies who are also "working" and we get to talking. One of our favorite games to play is the "Would you..." game. The rules are simple and I'm sure many of you have played the game as well. All you do is ask someone "Would you have sex with someone if...(insert physical defect, extenuating circumstances, etc...) and they answer yes or no. Over the past couple of months I have found out that i work with some sick sick bastards and i feel i must let the public know what kind of people are serving their country. Below is a list of some of my favorites, all of which were answered with a yes by someone.
Would you have sex with someone if...
1) they passed out drunk before insertion but agreed to the deed beforehand
2) you knew they had gonorrhea
3) a female had a "man level" of hair on her ass
4) in order to have sex with your "dream person" you had to sleep with a 90 year old
5) they repeatedly punched you in the face as hard as they can until climax
6) they were crazy and in a straight jacket
7) they were blind, deaf, and mute
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:31:44 EDT (#)
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1) they passed out drunk before insertion but agreed to the deed beforehand Yes
2) you knew they had gonorrhea Yes because I have it plus herpes
3) a female had a "man level" of hair on her ass pussy is pussy
4) in order to have sex with your "dream person" you had to sleep with a 90 year old one word EXPIERIENCE
5) they repeatedly punched you in the face as hard as they can until climax If I can do the same
6) they were crazy and in a straight jacket Yes they'd move a lot
7) they were blind, deaf, and mute FUCK YEA
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-15 22:01:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:29:47 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:52:49 (#)
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1) they passed out drunk before insertion but agreed to the deed beforehand. I'd have to say no because I don't diddle anyone who can't hold their liquor.
2) you knew they had gonorrhea. HELL NO!
3) a female had a "man level" of hair on her ass. I'm a hetero female--not applicable.
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Being a "hetero female" has nothing to do with your body's ability to grow ass hair.
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I took the question as would I sleep with a woman who had man level hair on her ass.
Therefore I answered No, I am a hetero female--not applicable
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:49:27 EDT (#)
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It depends.
Submitted by lollercuddles (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:42:43 EDT (#)
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1) they passed out drunk before insertion but agreed to the deed beforehand
probably
2) you knew they had gonorrhea
no way
3) a female had a "man level" of hair on her ass
not sure, probably not
4) in order to have sex with your "dream person" you had to sleep with a 90 year old
of course
5) they repeatedly punched you in the face as hard as they can until climax
dunno, maybe.
6) they were crazy and in a straight jacket
yeah
7) they were blind, deaf, and mute
yeah
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:29:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:52:49 (#)
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1) they passed out drunk before insertion but agreed to the deed beforehand. I'd have to say no because I don't diddle anyone who can't hold their liquor.
2) you knew they had gonorrhea. HELL NO!
3) a female had a "man level" of hair on her ass. I'm a hetero female--not applicable.
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Being a "hetero female" has nothing to do with your body's ability to grow ass hair.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kind of like the old favorite...Have you ever...? Sucked a cock at a rest stop.
Legallady then drinks...and all others having done the act.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:52:49 EDT (#)
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1) they passed out drunk before insertion but agreed to the deed beforehand. I'd have to say no because I don't diddle anyone who can't hold their liquor.
2) you knew they had gonorrhea. HELL NO!
3) a female had a "man level" of hair on her ass. I'm a hetero female--not applicable.
4) in order to have sex with your "dream person" you had to sleep with a 90 year old. "Dream person" eh? Hmmmmm....I have to go with a strong maybe here. I'd have to have tequila shots first. I'd also be crossing my fingers that the ol' bastard couldn't get it up.
5) they repeatedly punched you in the face as hard as they can until climax. Um.......no.
6) they were crazy and in a straight jacket. I do this already.
7) they were blind, deaf, and mute. If he's attractive, why not?
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:52:11 EDT (#)
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I would -2 this post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:40:17 EDT (#)
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yes i would.
and -2 welcome to uber, fucker.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:35:14 EDT (#)
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-2 Because you sit in the confertable lounge while i sit in the shithole shelter
+2 Because you didnt say anything i agreed was a yes
+2 You made fun of G-Luv and he'll never know
-2 Wait till i mention your tastes and yes answers
But yes this is true mainly our two NCO's are sick sick people, but my question.. can u really beleive that while tit-fucking you can slip into an armpit, and even then is it normal to have armpit sex? I think not!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:34:38 EDT (#)
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Funny shit, you must be army.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:33:56 EDT (#)
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BTDT except #1+#5
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:32:06 EDT (#)
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1-7) No.
Well, maybe.
Ok, yes on a few.
OK, all of them...
ALRIGHT I'VE ALREADY DONE ALL OF THIS, HAPPY NOW!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:31:21 EDT (#)
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I say no to all of those. However, if number four's clause was that I'd have to sleep with an 80-year-old, I would go for it. But you gotta have standards and 90 is just too fuckin' old.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:30:37 EDT (#)
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Maybe
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-07-15 20:29:54 EDT (#)
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