Paid in Full (3316 hits)
Category: UberMadness! EntryRating: 1.83 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Electro loves his mspaint (View user info) at 2005-07-15 20:46:55 EDT
This post was an official UberMadness! entry. Click here to view the original matchup.
It was Sunday, July 27th, 2008. James Dupont was found dead at the Riverside Docks. It appears he had his feet cemented then he was dumped into the water to die a watery death. But whom killed him and why?
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James Dupont, 34, has lived a life of crime and drug dealing, as well as being worked by the local mafia. Even though he was great at doing his job, he was failing to pay all money he made to the mafia, and he has been warned and almost caught many a times that if he was caught stealing from them, he would be sleeping with the fishies.
Today would be his last day being alive. As James worked a corner selling people the drugs they want, one of the people from the mafia spyed upon him and noticed that bits of money was being pocketed and the rest placed into an envelope. He was busted on the spot. The spy left to tell the boss what he seen and the boss didn't liked what he heard. He didn't like that he wasn't being paid in full. He didn't like people whom backstabbed him. After James worked the corner, he headed to the Riverside Warehouses to deliever the money he made, unknowning that the boss and few of is helpers awaited him.
As James approached the boss to deliver the cash, his helpers grab him by the arms. "Tsk tsk tsk" said the boss, "I have warned you plenty of times James, that if I catch you stealing from me, that you would pay the price."
"I don't know what you are talking about. The money is all there." said James.
"Oh really?...Then explain why one of my people watched you for over an hour, stealing money from me." said the boss. "James, I have caught you, and now you must sleep with the fishies. Get him out of my sight."
"Nooooooo!!! Please! Give me another chance!" screamed James as he was dragged out of the warehouse and off to the docks... James was warned that he should have paid in full, but now he has been delivered to his grave, he paid in full, with his life.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-22 09:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
R.I.P. James Dupont.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 08:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holyfuckinawesomeface
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-22 05:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to come here from time to time when I'm feeling a little low. It's still fucking ACE.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-15 08:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went up against this and won originally. I guess its one of those things that takes a while to catch on.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-15 02:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And "why" indeed.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-07-17 14:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will never tire of reading this
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-18 18:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe Raw Genius
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahaha
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-01 09:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHOM BACKSTAB ME!
I'm fucking crying here. I'm fucking crying with laughter and my ribs fucking hurt.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:05:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89343
BEST NARRATOR EVER! :D
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-20 05:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no such thing as "a thorpe" alter, though I kinda wish I did have my own brand. There was my first account, then this one, then a shitty one I regretted soon after and then one I used for backup when I was banned.
I am far too fragile to let even the smallest piece of humour go wasted and not be accredited to my account :(
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or maybe a thorpe?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:35:08 EDT (#)
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I'd believe it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:33:26 EDT (#)
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is that shandy's alter?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations, you were the first person to vote on the damn thing meaning that for one small moment Electro was winning.
Submitted by ssspunkstaa (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This shit was plagurised. Not from another written source but im hella sure it was a CSI episode or from some movie on Foxtel ! i remember seeing something very simmilar ! tsk tsk tsk I wouldn't say anything normally but this is a competition and you stole this !!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yu i was still furst
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:21:53 EDT (#)
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Being first doesn't matter since you couldn't see the results until you voted.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:17:55 EDT (#)
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and who was teh very first?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:03:22 EDT (#)
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Never forget the few who instantly realized the greatness contained here.
Entry 2:
axisofjesus
BigDaddyV2.0
Caulaincourt
Chinaski
darko
DeadHorse
deadSurfer
DonkeyOnTheEdge
d_prime
EatMeCompletely
egadz
Electro
Fabit
Jay_Bassman
krissi
loki
mikethescottish
mrwolf
Norman
rad1101
RaggedyAndy
Slighty_Obnoxious
sparkle_pink
SPECIALk
themuscleman
WildcatMcGee
youarsoghey
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:25:48 EDT (#)
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I just noticed that the little cartoon guy is smiling.
FUCKING CREEPY
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-19 14:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89343
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:37:14 EDT (#)
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I'm marking July 27, 2008 down so I can celebrate this posts mastery on its day of awesome.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now you must sleep with the fishes.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:28:38 EDT (#)
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O shit! Now I understand.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:15:45 EDT (#)
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And for the very last time!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:15:27 EDT (#)
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AGAIN!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:02:53 EDT (#)
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made all the better by the glorious mspaint
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-10 21:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no way in hell I can -2 this. Fuck you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-10 21:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chokomut ice creams?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-10 21:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best
post
EVAR
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-09 02:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-09 02:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all the reviews are at the ubermadness page.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-09 01:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is uber historical..why so few reviews?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-09 01:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HEARD YOU HAD AUTISM. GET WELL SOON BUDDY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-08 14:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...and he has been warned and almost caught many a times that if he was caught stealing from them, he would be sleeping with the fishies. "
LITERARY GOLD.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs heat.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-02-26 12:44:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, confession time.
I play SOCOM 3 online on my PS2 every so often (maybe 4-5 times a month). On that game you can enter text to be used as one of three available taunts in the game - they will show up at the top of the screen of the other players when you push the button. One of my taunts (that I only use after killing someone) is: "He paid in full...with his life."
People think I'm crazy. Thank you for that Electro.
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Dude, you should say 'He died...a bullety death.'
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is just so...goddamn stupid, and yet I can't tear my eyes from it. "Today was his last day of being alive?"
What the fuck, man? What kind of fucking sentence structure is that?
WHAT IS THIS BEAST
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-02-26 12:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, confession time.
I play SOCOM 3 online on my PS2 every so often (maybe 4-5 times a month). On that game you can enter text to be used as one of three available taunts in the game - they will show up at the top of the screen of the other players when you push the button. One of my taunts (that I only use after killing someone) is: "He paid in full...with his life."
People think I'm crazy. Thank you for that Electro.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-26 12:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot believe I haven't rated this already.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love it!!!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-08 09:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whom killed him and why: check.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-08 07:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs WAY more hits
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-07 14:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71197
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-27 04:39:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Seeing "But whom..." in its original context is strangely religious...
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HAHAHAHHA
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-27 05:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahha
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-27 04:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seeing "But whom..." in its original context is strangely religious...
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-25 11:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh lawdy...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-25 11:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-25 11:04:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
you people make me sick. electro is DISABLED, you insensitive bastards.
As he gives the post a -2....
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-25 11:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you people make me sick. electro is DISABLED, you insensitive bastards.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post felt like Danish Blue cheese. It reeked and it made me winced but I'm really glad I went through it. I wish I could write in austitish too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it, I mean it's hardly The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime is it?
"But whom killed him and why?" has become a legend though.
Is there some technical thing like sentance structure or it rhymes if you say it backwards or something?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-10 19:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOO!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The is my favorite ever Uber post, I'm bookmarking it so that I can come back whenever I need cheering up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD YES!!!