An Ode to Bitmaps (2772 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.87 on 76 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2005-07-16 04:46:13 EDT
Bitmap, bitmap, burning bright,
Thou art the bane of Ubersite.
One can't repeat the words one thinks,
When pics appear as hyperlinks.
With treacherous intent it seems,
You ruin hopes and shatter dreams.
The MVA are not immune,
Bitmaps still bring impending doom.
And what about the virgin n00bs?
Seeking hits by posting boobs?
Their fragile minds give you a thought,
When wrecking posts in fickle sport?
But I am safe when posting pics,
I know that there's an easy fix.
So take heed Mr B.M.P,
I click 'Save As'. You won't get me!
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-05 09:19:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-11-05 07:28:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ode-tastic.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:38:32 EST (#)
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NERRRRRRRRRRRRRD
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-12 07:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We apologise for this temporary interruption in normal ubering to bring you an important public service announcement: The previous reviewer was a douche.
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 20:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shakespeare
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha thats me...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-16 03:44:42 EDT (#)
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Another victim :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/77091
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-10-10 22:48:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-05 22:45:12 EDT (#)
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yay!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-31 08:14:41 EDT (#)
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Needs more ode and/or cowbell.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-31 08:07:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:37:23 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:47:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pipe down idiot, go work on your UberMadness post.
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I didn't look at the picture earlier. you are one funny young lad. Now, get on it!
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Interestingly, this poem came as a result of our round 1 title, "Burning too Bright".
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-31 08:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes yes yes
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-14 23:11:49 EDT (#)
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Had to pop in for my fix.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-10 17:24:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-09 20:31:36 EDT (#)
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Woo +2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-09 20:13:03 EDT (#)
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Yeah, yeah, i know... don't get your knickers in a knot.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-09 20:10:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/70840#1454280
Hey, I gave credit where it was due.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-09 20:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed that photoshop is awesome.
Whoever did it is one very fucking talented fellow.
Deserves a fucking medal.
...
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-09 19:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That photoshop is awesome.
I'm still using this post as a reference for people who post bitmaps.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-08 02:58:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/69226
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-07 23:46:10 EDT (#)
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Warning: Visually Challenged People below \/
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
clever
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work. haha.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:32:32 EDT (#)
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shit. i could have sworn that i rated this before. it took me a second, but i noticed...
Submitted by TheJessicar (user info) at 2005-07-31 19:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Iambic pentameter is where it's at!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-31 07:44:37 EDT (#)
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How long can Scary last before he gets teh ban?
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-07-31 07:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
.BMP AUTO -2
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-27 11:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't receive anything. Where did you send it?
Try using the pulseHEAD contact form. That works 99.998% of the time.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT WORKS IT WORKS
THE RHYME AND THE PACE WORK!!
W00T!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:53:46 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:39:52 EDT (#)
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please e-mail me at djbabysmooth.at.hotmail.com
You know what it's about.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:40:57 EDT (#)
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wow.. I missed this.. because of my birthday
but I'll forgive you
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:07:14 EDT (#)
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err fake
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:05:32 EDT (#)
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Mine was a sneakily devised fame bitmap and you fell for it!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-25 11:25:50 EDT (#)
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That is fucking brilliant
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-22 06:37:08 EDT (#)
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Pretty good.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:47:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pipe down idiot, go work on your UberMadness post.
I didn't look at the picture earlier. you are one funny young lad. Now, get on it!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-17 23:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31698#1454598
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Thats how you can tell I was such a fucking noob. It took 5 posts in 3 days, me +ing myself and Brendan flaming the crap out of me before I knew what I was doing wrong. Thank God he did too. I feel like building a time machine, going back to last year and kicking my own ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-17 13:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-17 09:18:41 EDT (#)
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Oh, I'll need it, that I'm sure of but Same to you. Good luck and happy posting.
Thanks for the compliment on the rules post too, not sure that it's deserved but definitely cool. B
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:38:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:08:58 (#)
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You should get really drunk with williamson and make another incoherent post.
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Not a bad idea.
Submitted by prrr (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:25:21 EDT (#)
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tee hee :o)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-17 03:08:58 EDT (#)
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You should get really drunk with williamson and make another incoherent post.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-07-17 02:40:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-17 02:29:17 EDT (#)
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Reference post, this now is.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-17 02:15:40 EDT (#)
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Best poetry and Willy-Thorpe-NKOTB post eva!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-17 01:42:28 EDT (#)
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This is hilariously awesome!
Submitted by chemokenny (user info) at 2005-07-16 22:53:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 21:39:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 15:17:38 (#)
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I just noticed- is it you and Williamson photoshopped into NKOTB?
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Of course. I noticed it a couple of days ago, and Williamson did most of the photoshop, but didn't want to post it.
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:26:03 EDT (#)
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I nearly fell out of my chair. Pure Quality.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
W00T!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 15:17:38 EDT (#)
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I just noticed- is it you and Williamson photoshopped into NKOTB?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-16 15:04:25 EDT (#)
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You evil person, you.
Clever...
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome!
Another +2 for creativity, but forget it for the New Kids on the Block pic. (They were the first evil)
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-16 10:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-16 07:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice Blake ripoff.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-16 07:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-16 06:10:20 EDT (#)
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Good.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-16 06:01:06 EDT (#)
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An Ode to Bitmaps :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/70840
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-16 06:00:49 EDT (#)
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AWESOME.
Everybody needs to bookmark this post and link it everytime someone posts a bitmap.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 06:00:10 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you posted this!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:47:38 EDT (#)
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BRILLIANT!!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:17:30 EDT (#)
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You are thorped in the head.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:08:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:05:11 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:55:35 (#)
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Um, darko, rad... look closer.
Or you're being sarcastic, and I suck.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 05:05:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:55:35 (#)
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Um, darko, rad... look closer.
Or you're being sarcastic, and I suck.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Describes my post exactly.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:55:35 EDT (#)
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Um, darko, rad... look closer.
Or you're being sarcastic, and I suck.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ode ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d)
n.
A lyric poem of some length, usually of a serious or meditative nature and having an elevated style and formal stanzaic structure.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:54:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:54:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:51:21 (#)
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Why'd you post the same image twice?!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:51:21 EDT (#)
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Why'd you post the same image twice?!
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:48:52 EDT (#)
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Lawsome.
Blake would be proud.
If he were a zombie.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-16 04:47:50 EDT (#)
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Pipe down idiot, go work on your UberMadness post.