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Gallstones camwhore ( a bit yucky) (1182 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.09 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-07-16 14:24:07 EDT


It's Saturday night and I am hopped up on goofballs waiting to recover from the surgery to remove my gallbladder I had on Wednesday. My husband has swanned off on a stag night dressed up as someone from 'Dodgeball' so I am writing ANOTHER QUALITY POST.

I was just checking my phone and I noticed that I took some pictures while in the hospital. I don't remember taking them, I remember the Morphine was quite fun though. I think I took the one of my hand and the socks because they were making me in a rage- it was boiling hot and I had to have the window nearly shut for 'security reasons'. The last thing I wanted was wine so I dunno why I snapped the wine list.

I'll leave a little space so you can scroll down and see what gallstones look like if you want to. They are about as big as garden peas.




















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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-24 10:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fantasy Football Violence Winner +2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-04 07:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just repairing my rating.

This is another of my QUALITY POSTS.

I think everyone on uber is super!

Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-17 12:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-17 05:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

The reason "kai" thinks sphag and I are the same person is because I spammed a load of his posts with +2s after Kai took it upon himself to review them all for some reason. sphag didn't ask me to do this, but I thought it would be nice- someone always steps in and sorts my ratikng out when some idiot spams my posts.
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Fuck off.

"I spammed a load of his posts with +2s after Kai took it upon himself to review them all for some reason."

I rated more than fairly (NO -2's btw, 'cos Fagnum is a whining BABY) and you spam +2's? Why? I call bullshit, people like you make Uber SUCK. No respect for the ratings system but the first to bitch & complain & powerspam when you geta -2.

I can play games too. Stay off my fucking posts you stupid cunt.


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-17 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG I AM A REDNECK

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-17 11:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG WINE LIST YOU RICH FUCKING EUROTRASH

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-17 07:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's brilliant that someone thinks I am sphagnum. Have you SEEN how many reviews we write between us?

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-17 07:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Gallstones?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-17 07:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I AM SHAKING_BABIES!!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-17 05:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-17 00:57:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-17 00:15:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

ALTER ALERT - FAGNUM = CINDY - CHECK HIS SHIT...


PWNED!

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Kai is onto us Cindy. Whatever shall we do?

Glad the operation went ok

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That's awesome! Am I you or are you me?

I have to say I'm a pretty complicated altar what with all the pictures and personal details i have revealed

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-17 02:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

glad you're not dead - you're one of the few sources of positive ratings I get in this hell hole...

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-17 01:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had to wear those socks for almost three days straight once. They thought I had a DVT.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-17 00:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-17 00:15:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

ALTER ALERT - FAGNUM = CINDY - CHECK HIS SHIT...


PWNED!

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Kai is onto us Cindy. Whatever shall we do?

Glad the operation went ok.

Submitted by steveb6654 (user info) at 2005-07-17 00:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Damn. If only I had brought my cell-cam with me when I had my vasectomy. What a party!

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-16 21:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ha post-surgery camwhores are always quality

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-07-16 21:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<ejaculates>

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-16 21:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I admit it. I got a boner.

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-07-16 21:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wine list in a hospital ??

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-16 21:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CALL BRASS

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 20:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-16 19:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was disgusted by this.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-16 20:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I had to have the window nearly shut for 'security reasons'."

Is someone after you? Everything okay? You want me to call brass? - I ain't gonna let this one die til I do

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-16 19:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ewww

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-16 19:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was disgusted by this.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-16 19:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Cindy, I double-dog dare you to make jewelry out of your stones.

And then be honest when people ask you what it is.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DC Woody- The Call Brass thing: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70360 It's stupid, sorry.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

they were just socks! really hot socks joe. I dunno why they didn't give me the cool ones you describe- it was a Private Hospital so I can't blame the NHS. I wish I had worn them then I would have unerstood your comment!

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Thats a lot of Gall stones.





Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

http://www.cignamedicare.com/articles/April03/COPE414.html
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nevermind.....I'm sure you misunderstood me as usual.

They also have socks with air pumped into them to stimulate muscles in feet,legs,thighs,etc
to make sure circulation is kept at a maximum, and also help alliveate pain through out
the entire body.
They are used here in Cali for all types of operations and injuries

I guess only top-notch hospitals provide this type of comfort for their patients.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ok okay...I give up.

What do you mean by 'call brass'?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I might put them on Ebay Jim- do you think it is legal?

Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can I have one?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-16 18:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be there the minute they get these underpants off my head.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 17:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't know how I got them- some research says it is diet and some genetic.

Please come over ranger, you can play doctors and nurses by changing my dressings.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-16 17:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Were those the kinda socks that pulsate?
The thing in your hand is called a pic,so all you needed was your own hyp........
and something good to put in it.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-16 17:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeeebus Girl, how the hell did you get all those stones?!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-16 17:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Those socks are hawt!


I'm in Emergency. Can I come over?

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-07-16 16:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dude... you are six parts of awesomeness. keep on rockin'...

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-16 16:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-07-16 15:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The only explanation for the ratings are the sexy feet. Luckily Uber is full of creepers with foot fetishes.

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-16 15:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Weird warrants positive.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:47:39 (#)
Ranking: -1

why would anyone wanna see this?

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You tell me cal, you clicked on it. I guess people on here have all sorts of sinister perversions.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

why would anyone wanna see this?

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for surviving and having the opportunity to bilk the state out of painkillers. Can't beat that.

OMG HEAT PLZ OKI THX

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:29:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Morphine for a cholecystectomy? (gall bladder removal). I was out the hospital the next day with mine and only got Vicodin.

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I was out the next day too. I had 4 lots of Morphine. The gallbladder was infected and blocked and stuff and it REALLY HURT afterwards.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Morphine for a cholecystectomy? (gall bladder removal). I was out the hospital the next day with mine and only got Vicodin.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-16 14:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I aplogise for the randomness here. Bit hard to focus. You should see the current state of my Ubermadness entry- Timecop you may be in luck!


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