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Rating: 1.33 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jin kim <jinhenkim.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-17 08:04:55 EDT


Can't find my voice.
Do you have my voice?

Maybe I'd left it
In my mother's womb,
Thus every time she spoke,
I' listen attentively
In case it would return.

But it never came from her,
Maybe 'cause it was never there
In the first place.

Brother, do you have my voice?
I went through your stuff,
But it was nowhere to be seen.
I guess I'll have to
Ask someone beyond my kin.

My friend, do you have my voice?
I lost it somewhere, help me find it.
I guess I'll have to find it
by myself,
but thanks for sharing yours, anyways.

Dear Book, does God have my voice?
He gave me one,
He doesn't have mine, anymore.

Where is my voice?
Where is my voice?

Yours is nice,
May I use it as mine?
It is not mine own,
I can't stand using it anymore.

Can't find my voice.
Do you have my voice?

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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-17 08:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds like a Daily Mail reader.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-07-17 08:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I found your voice. I sold it on ebay for $15.95 to someone in Nigeria but i got scammed.


DAMNIT!

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-17 08:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe you did leave it in your mother's womb. In that case it can keep my sperm company.


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