popped collars, window decals, and why they are both for queers (595 hits)
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Submitted by mr.brightside (View user info) at 2005-07-18 01:55:15 EDT
As I was driving to church today, I had an epiphany. you know those little sports decals that people put on the backs of their cars that say things like "Wildcat Football"...and then the kids name? They are stupid.
For those of you that dont live in texas, you probably dont know what I am talking about. The only place I have EVER seen these things is on the backs of Texas cars. I dont think there is anything wrong with a football player having a decal for his high school football team or whatever, but some of the stuff ive seen lately is just really really retarted.
I saw 2 different ones this morning, this one on a minivan said something about high school chess club and then the kids name. Nothing screams 'loser' like a chess club window decal. The other one was for some little kids dance school and it had the names of a boy (yes a boy in dance class) and a girl under it. Theres nothing wrong with a parent being proud of their kid and all, but whats the point of having all these stickers on your car to advertise what they do in their free time?
I dont know about you, but Im willing to bet Im not the only motorist out there who doesnt care about little Bobby and the Wang chung karate academy.
Oh heres another thing that I realized today. I saw all these high school kids wearing their Abercrombie and Fitch outfits, collars popped, layer after layer of brightly colored shirts, basking in the cool factor that comes along with sporting such trendy clothing. And no im not really against the popped collar......wait yes i am, its not fashionable and it looks retarted. Anyway.... I cant believe i ever used to spend money on clothes like that. And who thinks of the stupid taglines on their shirts anyway? I mean come on people...."Johnson's board wax"?...."Willies sausage stand"?...Maybe I'm just not fashion saavy enough to appreciate all of the penis innuendo that A&F has to offer. If your going to spend that kind of money on a shirt, get a Polo or Lacoste or something that actually looks classy not childish.
If i ever catch my kid with a popped AF collar, im going to slap him with my shoe.
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Submitted by Mr.Brightside (user info) at 2005-07-18 17:42:06 EDT (#)
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hmmm bandwagon, i must have missed that one....this was my first time back here since about a month ago
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:35:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-18 02:01:19 (#)
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"If i ever catch my kid with a popped AF collar, im going to slap him with my shoe."
good idea.
<grabs soccer cleats>
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:28:33 EDT (#)
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If i ever catch my kid with a popped AF collar, im going to slap him with my shoe.
Ok, this is the THIRD post on this subject in as many weeks. A bandwagon is one thing, but this is just being stupid, now.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:15:57 EDT (#)
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Just got back from a weekend at the beach, and there were popped collars EVERYWHERE.
Every time I see one I want to backhand the fagboy sporting it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:00:43 EDT (#)
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This was so tedious I actually felt compelled to do some work, although I almost cracked a smile because you spelt 'retarded' wrong. Almost.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:45:06 EDT (#)
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I saw a window decal on a minivan once that said "GYM FORCE TREVOR" and had a little graphic of a boy doing rings (like the Olympic gymnastic event). Talk about queer.
Oh and don't even get me started on the flipped up collars. Let's just say that if you walk around with your collar flipped up, there's a good chance (like 100% good) that you're a douchebag.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:32:07 EDT (#)
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People in Ohio do the same thing witht he decals. In fact, every state I've been in, the HS football/soccer/basketball players put that stuff on their car. Hell, I did it when I was in HS as did just about everyone I knew from other schools. I never had my name, though. I just kept an old helmet decal and put it in the back window. Meh.
Submitted by XenoWolf (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:28:14 EDT (#)
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I sense underlying insecurity issues, otherwise I'd agree wholeheartedly.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-07-18 07:55:06 EDT (#)
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These assholes are prevalent in Texas but not quite as badly as the Mexicans with all the turqouise and the cowboy hats. Imagine how their pearl-snap shirts would look with popped collars.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-18 07:14:02 EDT (#)
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I don't know what a decal is. someone explain.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-18 02:50:45 EDT (#)
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The US is a fashion black hole.
Tsubi jeans, Moschino dinner jackets and Versace playwear for anyone with $3000 that actually wants to look fuckin good.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-18 02:09:25 EDT (#)
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+2 for this:
"I dont know about you, but Im willing to bet Im not the only motorist out there who doesnt care about little Bobby and the Wang chung karate academy."
...everybody have FUN tonight.
Submitted by Mr.Brightside (user info) at 2005-07-18 02:02:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-18 02:01:19 EDT (#)
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"If i ever catch my kid with a popped AF collar, im going to slap him with my shoe."
good idea.
<grabs soccer cleats>
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-07-18 01:59:45 EDT (#)
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You know Polo Sport actually claim to have invented the popped collar look (which I personally think is ghey). Lacoste denounced this look (and their shirts are better). I'd go Lacoste.