Uber "What the Fucks?" Part II (1073 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.52 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-05 13:25:38 EDT
I know it's been pointed out recently that some one-liners are worth saving, especially Murphy's, but before that was done, I had already been collecting for my "Part II" post, and figured "what the hell, I'll post it anyway because these are always good for a laugh. To see a little explaination of why I started to do this, visit part I:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105042936710376374
Please add more if you see any. God I'm bored.
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Original Submission by: Bart
Title: "What Ubersite Means To Me"
Rated by: Istaros -
"Ft. Bliss is a lot farther from San Antonio than a two-hour drive..."
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Original Submission by: lowsodiummonkey
Title: "Black Role Models"
Rated by: beer-turtle -
"nope just a 4 inch taint tickler growing from my chin"
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Original Submission by: Nator
Title: "What we still have TV for... "
Rated by: PAS
"I'm not American but I wanted to comment by saying that Holland is a cool country."
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Original Submission by: BongZilla
Title: "beers...and why beer is great"
Rated by: quietcool -
"Just another sad social commentary on why females stink."
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Original Submission by: drink_ddt
Title: "Strange Places to Have Sex"
Rated by: hidden101 -
"you know, i'm getting really tired of being a dumbass kid magnet."
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Original Submission by: Darth Awesome
Title: "Water Ice, OR, Ice Creame"
Rated by: DarthAwesome -
"Fuck you ddt, your jealous caus your an idiot and everyone hates you."
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Original Submission by: loki
Title: "Because Loren thinks I'm fat"
Rated by: streetpunk -
"Hell yeah, don't mess with Texas."
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Original Submission by: Poisonyourkids
Title: "Fat People and Retards, The New Craze?!?!?
Rated by: shkitty
"yes, guam is in the s. pacific."
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Original Submission by: loki
Title: "yard of death"
Rated by: loki
"Akumal is in Mexico - see its a theme."
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Original Submission by: Loren
Title: "An Easter Egg"
Rated by:loki
"Did they do that thing where they ride around on a chair?"
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my personal favorite:
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Original Submission by: murphy
Title: "Why I Drink"
Rated by: loki
Have you ever been around any native Americans?
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Original Submission by: Partholon
Title: "Would you relocate?"
Rated by: Murphy
"Maybe my 'gay-dar' kicked in."
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Original Submission by: Jacob Thomason
Title: "This site is useful"
Rated by: MassD
"You know what pisses me off? Those new milk containers.."
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Original Submission by: PeopleAreStrange
Title: "Where have you been and where do you want to go?"
Rated by: Murphy1844
"Pabst Blue Ribbon was established in Milwaukee in 1844. I'm an alcoholic."
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Original Submission by: StreetPunk
Title: "Hotter than my Ass(which is pretty hot)"
Rated by: NicTheMaster
"Consider yourselves a shower of lucky cunts."
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Original Submission by: michelle (yeahmynamesucks)
Title: "Change Counters"
Rated by: Murphy1844
"No, I kind of like sitting comfortably in my desk chair bashing the shit out of Michelle while Loren and Hidden get the heat."
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Original Submission by: YoDumbass
Title: "You gone girl"
Rated by:Murphy1844
"I think Kaelic's a god damned prick."
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User Reviews
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yayyyyyy
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-11-15 02:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-20 10:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-17 00:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
one time, i was jerking off, and all of a sudden, i noticed that i was bleeding. from my dick. i dunno how this happened as I hadn't beat it for 3 or 4 days. nevertheless, i couldn't jerk again for about another week, lest i open a scab.
I finished the first time, tho. Despite the pain.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-20 09:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is the Best Cell Phone Company?
Category: Computers & Internet
Rating: 0 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (View all ratings)
Submitted by Anthony Rizzo <rizzo.at.efmovie.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-20 09:19:11
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Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-05-20 09:40:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm a simple man. And I like simple things like baseball. . . and peanut butter in my ass."
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 11:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People are UGLY
Submitted by Anthony Rizzo <rizzo.at.efmovie.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-14 09:32:50
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 10:58:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whiz WITHOUT. I hate fried onions.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-06 09:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic, I could make an entire post dedicated to you being insulted, god knows there is enough material, but I don't think you should flatter yourself (as usual) by thinking I would have the slightest interest in that.
You obviously missed the point on this one.
Did you fail to see how many other names were included? Do you see anyone else crying and hurling insults because their Ubername was included? Did you fail to get the point of this post? Did you not notice that it is listed under "humor?" I guess not. Tell me how many of your original posts were direct attacks on me, and not just a little copy and paste of someone ELSE'S review like on this post? Stupid ass. I wouldn't lower myself to your sad level.
Also, if you think Chipolatte is starting to see you as the asshole you are because he wants to eat me out, you, once again, are sadly mistaken, and I'm sure he would fully agree.
You have an incredible gift for making enemies. You should be proud of yourself.
Loren
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-06 06:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ!!!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-05-05 23:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Every party needs a party pooper, Kaelic, thats why we keep you around.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-05 22:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1051687603554016976
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-05-05 22:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, you're just learning to suck nutsack. Keep at it and you'll be in the uber-clique and sucking Loren's clit in no time.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-05 22:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I might be growing up. I find Kaelic excessively annoying as I get to know him.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-05 22:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post was ok for shits and giggles
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-05-05 17:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You go out of your way to make jabs at me, but then you act like I'm coming out of the blue saying what a fucking shrew you are."
Yeah, how many hate posts has Loren made about you? It looks like you are the one to go out of the way. God, you can't even see how ridiculous you are. If anyone is a hypocrite...........
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-05 17:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaelic's scathing wit: "Yeah, this was hilarious, Loren. Hilarious like, no, it wasn't."
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-05-05 16:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, this was hilarious, Loren. Hilarious like, no, it wasn't. You are one seriously retarded individual. Now who's acting like the obsessive child? What's funny is how big a hypocrite you are. You go out of your way to make jabs at me, but then you act like I'm coming out of the blue saying what a fucking shrew you are. When you think of something intelligent to post, fucking get on that. Until then, leave me out of your shit, like you keep saying you will. Thanks again =] ... bitch.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-05 16:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HotDog - you're right, it just wasn't the same this time around, too many recent posts about Murph's one liners didn't help my efforts either. Oh well, either way, it still beats working :-)
Adios all.
L
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-05-05 16:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha, I was just practising for WTF's? Part III: Loren's Revenge.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-05-05 16:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just ate an ice cream with toffee-fudge sauce, it was creamy delicious.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-05-05 15:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah! I got a mention.
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-05 15:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"For the enjoyment of my Uberfriends and KM"
AhaHAHAHA!!!
This one was't quite as good as the last one, but it still has some nice quotes in it.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-05-05 14:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a digital camera. That's the only pic I've got on my computer. I'll see if I can borrow my cousin's this weekend and do a little 'photo-shoot'.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-05 14:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My boss just gave me a big project then walked back in here 5 min. later and took a key piece of data with him. Without that I can't do my project anyway so as Jerry Garcia said, "nothing to do but smile smile smile".
That sex goddess stuff started while you were at the beach and I had to keep the boys occupied without you.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-05 13:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki - yeah, yeah, I'm stalking my own post because NOTHING else seems to be going on at the moment.
Seriously I pick your replies because they are great, and you know it. Just don't think I'm going to call you a goddess any time soon :-)
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-05-05 13:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for mentioning me, I feel all involved now lol
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-05 13:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel picked on. What are you saying here? I am NOT a stoner.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-05 13:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Murph - I think we should collect BOTH our replies, and I can't forget Skitty's on that last post where K mentioned us YET again. THAT was hysterical. When are you sending me a pic? ;)
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-05-05 13:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA, good shit, Loren. I was going to go back to all of Kaelic's posts and copy/paste pretty much everything you've had to say to that prick, but I'm sorta tired. You know, being Monday and all. Good shit...
Murphy
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-05 13:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is replying to your own post the only way to get your crap looked at? I hate that. Oh well. Here goes.
I hope this novely hasn't worn off yet.
L