Uber Fantasy Football (916 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 1.29 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-07-18 08:30:27 EDT
It's that time of year again!
Not really though but who gives a shit?
I'm bored out of my mind so I've decided to get ready for another season of that god damn fantasy football league. Last year, with my first round choice of Peyton Manning, I crushed all of you in the last Ubersite football league. Now, I am sure I shall do the same again.
Here is all the information you need to know about the league itself. If you think there should be any changes, tell me.
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League ID#: 189079
League Name: Uber Football League
Password: pwned
Draft Type: Live Draft
Draft Time: Wed Aug 31 3:00pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ]
Max Teams: 20
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head
Start Scoring on: Week 1
Can't Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports
Max Moves: No maximum
Max Trades: No maximum
Trade Reject Time: 2
Trade End Date: No trade deadline
Trade Review: League Votes
Waiver Time: 2 days
Post Draft Players: Follow Waiver Rules
Playoffs: Week 15 and 16 (4 teams)
Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, K, DEF, D, DB, DL, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN
Stat Categories: Passing Yards (50 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Rushing Yards (20 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Reception Yards (20 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-5)
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-4)
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-3)
Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (-.5)
Field Goals Missed 50+ Yards (0)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)
Tackle Solo (0.5)
Sack (3)
Interception (2)
Fumble Force (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Pass Defended (1)
Block Kick (2)
Fractional Points: Yes
Negative Points: Yes
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Now, if you did not read that (which I know I wouldn't have), all you need to know to join is this:
League Id#: 189079
Password: pwned
Basically you just sign into Yahoo! and then I have provied you with this link: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinleague
If that link does not work for some reason, then you will just have to figure everything out on yourself. Once you get to that page, click on "Join A Custom League". Then enter the Id# and password I have given you and follow the rest of the directions. Did I really need to explain that? Fuck this, I'm tired.
So yea, there is a limit of 20 teams on this league, and there are already 2 taken up (myself and Sped). Basically this means the first 18 people to sign up get in, and anyone after that gets to go cry in their refrigerator.
Let the games begin.
User Reviews
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats.
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2005-08-02 01:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm there.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK MAN!! I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT!!!
HOW HILARIOUS!!!
But now you've ruined it since you reviewed. And I am ruining it even more.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-07-20 20:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber Fantasy Football (272 hits)
Category: Sports
Rating: 1.33 on 37 reviews
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AHAHAHAHAHA
You're LEEET!
I didn't read the post, but +2 for that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOu damn Yankees don't know football for shit you cunts. Football should be played with the foot.
+2 nevertheless
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pshhhhhhhhhhh. Brady is a little glory boy.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-18 18:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Palmer AND Leftwich. Brady pwns all y'all.
GO PATS WOO!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 18:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, I'm signed up.
Team name: Cervix Smashers
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Agreed Bob.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Leftwich the next Manning? Maybe Eli. The next Culpepper? Maybe, we'll see when Daunte has nobody left to throw to now that Moss is gone.
He's more like the next Steve McNair, judging by his injury history.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why can no one outside of Cincinnati spell the word Cincinnati?
It's astounding.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Confuzitron, it's fine if you're in. The more the merrier.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I didn't know about the fight in the locker room.
As for Carlson Palmer...
October 9th, 2005 - Sunday Night Football: Jacksonville vs. Cincinatti
We'll see who's better then.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm in. Unless you don't want me in. In that case, I'll delete the team. Whatever.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hell no, Vulva.
First off, you spelled his name wrong. It's Roethlisberger, not Rothelisberger. Second, if you're spelling it phonetically, you still fucked it up, because that would be: Roth-less-burger. Third, I love the guy, even though he plays for the damnable Steelers, because he's from about 30 minutes away from where I live, he went to Miami (a school close to my heart - grew up 30 minutes away from it - my mom went to school there so it's in my blood). Fourth, I hate the guy because the local media acts like he's some sort deity, being that someone so close to here is as successful as he is. The only other notable player from the Toledo area is Jimmy Jackson ... exactly. And finally, as good as he is, he's not going to do much without another season like he had from Bettis and the defense last year, and the odds of that happening again are slim to none. They caught lighting in a bottle last year. It won't happen again. The Steelers are a 10-6 team masquerading as a powerhouse.
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Now, to SG:
"IT WASN'T A FUCKING LATERAL PASS DAMMIT! IT WAS SOOOO FUCKING FORWARD!!! WERE THE FUCKING REFEREES BLIND?!?!"
It was right down the line. There wasn't enough evidence to overturn it. Remember, they DID have instant replay.
Also, do you know that Jacksonville's offense and defense got into a huge fistfight in the locker room at halftime of the AFC Championship game? This is why the team broke up the next year. They hated each other and it's hard to win like that. Besides, they weren't winning the Super Bowl anyway, so calm yourself. Take a deep breath. Now embrace the fact that Carson Palmer owns Byron Leftwich.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Razor - That would actually be a pretty good idea. Are you the manager of the league?
Badass - what?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Psh, I thought you were talking about REAL football.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and if you guys don't think that McNabb and the Eagles are going back to the big game you are sooooo mistaken.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok I am in I am The Bezerkers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BRONCOS WHOOO!!!
2ND PLACE IN THE AFC WEST WITH A FIRST ROUND PLAYOFF LOSS!!!
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SG - funny, the question mark was for the question in the sentence that was a statement?
Awe shit now I've confused myself.
I'm like a freekin riddle wrapped in an enigma...or something.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's already an ubersite league on sportsline, but it's unfortunately full already. Maybe we could post weekly results from the two leagues in the same post or something.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...looks like I did it too.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And mofo, what the hell was with that question mark? It fucking confused the shit out of me?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The slots aren't full. There are only 8 people in it so far.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:17:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Carson Palmer > Byron Leftwich
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5 words for all you honkeys
Roth-e-lis-burg-er!!! See you in the Superbowl..
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SG are the slots full, because I am in?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is Axis of Jesus? Is that fudgepacker?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in mother bitches
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you think you're the funny man, eh Sorrell? We'll see who's laughing when the Jaguars win the Super Bowl!!!!!
As for Leftwich being injury prone, I will definitely agree on that. As far as I can remember, every star player that has been on the Jaguars except for Jimmy Smith has been injury prone, from Brunell, to Taylor, and now Leftwich. Personally, I think Brunell was better than Leftwich in his glory days.
And now, since you got me started, I am going to play out the time when the Jaguars should have won the Super Bowl.
It was back in the 98-99 season. The Jaguars were 14-2. They crushed the Dolphins in Marino's last game. The score was like 62-7 or something. They had made their way to the AFC championship. The only way they could ever lose was if they faced the Titans, the team that gave the Jaguars their only 2 losses.
Now go to the Titans vs Bills game. The Bills were winning, and there were only minutes left in the 4th quarter. The Titans are recieving a kick off, and guess what they decide to do.
A lateral pass.
EXCEPT IS WASN'T A FUCKING LATERAL PASS DAMMIT! IT WAS SOOOO FUCKING FORWARD!!! WERE THE FUCKING REFEREES BLIND?!?!
To make a long story short, the Titans won, beat the Jaguars, but then lost to the Rams in the Super Bowl. Had the Jaguars played the Bills in the AFC championship, they would have definetly won and would have surely beaten the Rams to win the Super Bowl.
Now I am done.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes yes yes..
ah, you mean the football you play with your hands type football.
fuck that
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa there, tiger. you think leftwich is the next manning? while i'll wholeheartedly admit that byron has a cannon for an arm and a culpepper-esque stature, i won't say that i think he's the most reliable QB.
Hear me out......I've had this debate already. When you think of Leftwich, you think talent, good numbers, and all-around athleticism. but you also think 'injury-prone' and unlreliable. he's two years in the league and he still has not matured past his college days. i still feel like he's a rookie QB and people will just accept his mistakes and write them off as inexperience. which should not be the case by now.
and he's like a porcelin rock......looks strong, but can be broken too easily. the guy gets injured too easily and too often. while i repect for playing while hurt, i would rather have a healthy 'KINDA good' guy than a brave but injured 'AWESOME' guy.
i've put way too much thought into this.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"(Leftwich) is going to be the next Manning."
So you're saying he's going to pad stats all season long and then choke in the playoffs for the rest of his career?
**big smile**
Carson Palmer > Byron Leftwich
And I'll sign up about 5:45 PM when I get home.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deaaaaad meat, sucka.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha fudgepacker, you just wait this season. Byron Leftwich will be a fucking monster. With Jimmy Smith and now Matt Jones, he is going to be the next Manning.
JUST YOU SEE!!!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-18 09:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i could be into this. i have my Sportline league that i do but i think i can have two teams under mny belt at once (i am a superb manager).
and why a picture of byron leftwich? why not someone good, or at least better..........like drew henson.......or tim biakabatuka........or kevin mawae.........or or your mom.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't look like I can reserve a spot for anyone in particular, but for now I changed the maximum teams from 20 to 19. Whenever you get a chance to sign up tell me on this post, or tell me through AIM: sg11588.
When you do, I'll switch it back to 20 so you can join. Besides, it doesn't look like a lot of people are going to sign up.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, I'll see if I can keep one open.
Submitted by XenoWolf (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hockey > *
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep a spot open for me. I can't sign up until I get off work. The site's restricted here.