Siren Interview (2008 hits)
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Submitted by kracka (View user info) at 2005-07-18 10:26:37 EDT
~ Why are black people on the phone every time I see them?
The reason for this my dear friend Siren is we as a people have a problem paying what white people call "bills". This is not the problem with a cell phone. When you have a cell phone generally the only people with your number are friends and relatives. Therefore "The Man" or bill collectors as you call them cannot get in touch with us. The reason we are on them all the time is the fact that we have the suspicion that one day "The Man" will also call us on the cell phone. And for those saying that cell phones have bills too you are correct but they are cheaper than all the other bills we aren't paying. So in the end we win. Now to address your concerns with the walkie talkies it is the same as above but guess what? Cheaper.
~Do you really think those soft-core rap solos in the middle of r&b ballads are cool?
No.
~Do you listen to Boyz 2 Men when you're about to get jiggy with a fly honey?
First off let me correct you by letting you know that it is Boys II Men. Helloooooo...... That is what makes them unique. The roman numeral. Pssshh trying to be all up in there like it's Boys 2 Men. Crazy white girl. And no I do not listen to them whilst as you put it getting jiggy with a fly honey. There are way too many different songs to mention that I like to use while entertaining a young lady. There is a variety. Usually old school, like Marvin Gaye and Lionel Ritchie and others. And some new school like Brian McKnight and others and not all R&B either I do like to use some alternative songs.
~Do you listen to only rap, or only r&b, or both? Subquestion: Have you ever heard of Nirvana?
I do listen to both and I have heard of Nirvana. It really is a shame that Kurt killed himself. But hey what can I say? I listen to a wide variety of music the only thing I do not listen to is that screaming Death Metal and the twangy country.
~Are you related to R. Kelly?
No I am not. The reason the black people do the hand jive or the "sup" is because it is code. One day we will take over the world.... It is just a matter of time.
~Do all black people apply special oils to their skin and hair?
Yes. Next question.
~How come most of the time you can tell if you're talking to a black person purely by the sound of his voice? (This has nothing to do with any sort of accent or slang). Even if it's the geekiest whitest black man out there, you can still hear the black in his voice.
It is a genetic thing. Kind of like the extra muscle in our legs that make us run faster and jump higher. But I am not a doctor so I can't really explain it in detail that much.
~Can you do that loud clicky thing with the back of your tongue like those people on the Discovery channel?
If you only knew what they were saying about white people. That shit is funny.
~You know when you get into arguments with people and you wave your index finger around, other hand on hip, move your head around like an owl, and sometimes *clap* at the end? Well, does that come from all that 'soul?' Because I hear you all have an abundance of soul, and if you're not an r&b singer, it has to come out somewhere, huh?
Sorry but you have mistaken me for a black female. The males don't do this we just wait for the opportune time to knock the fuck out of the person we are arguing with.
~Do you ever feel the need to tan?
No but we can and do get darker with prolonged exposure to the sun. With that you get the really dark black people that have a bluish tint to them.
~Did you have a natural talent for the javelin in high school track?
Yes why?
~~What are your opinions on Bill Cosby, that new Mexican stamp, gold grills, Koolaid, George W. Bush, and Ubersite as a whole?
Love the man, umm been overseas for the last for years have no idea what you are talking about, not as cool as platinum grills, what color red or purple?, can't say anything because I am in the military and we cannot speak on such things without having to have a representative from public affairs present, hey I get to run amuck and no one really says anything,and there is some pretty fine white women on here.
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-10 01:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't you listen to twangy country? Is it because you hate white people?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know where to begin in describing the awesomeness contained here.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:37:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:22:21 EST (#)
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"~Did you have a natural talent for the javelin in high school track?
Yes why? "
hahahahhaahhahahahahahaahhhahahhahaa
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:11:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"~Did you have a natural talent for the javelin in high school track?
Yes why? "
that line is one of the top five funniest things to have been on this site.
holeeee shiiiit.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
~Can you do that loud clicky thing with the back of your tongue like those people on the Discovery channel?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
I like the blicks very much
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:16:09 EST (#)
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mrr. made me laugh all over again.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:19:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:13:18 EST (#)
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hahaha.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 06:03:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-09 05:11:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-27 22:29:39 EST (#)
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Man that made me laugh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-27 17:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha.
Funnny as hell. if I ever run across the man known as kracka, we will drink together and molest white women. I swear this to be true.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-23 09:04:13 EDT (#)
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Axisofjesus first post was funny. Turns out he's a sensationalist dickwad afterall though.
Wicked post
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-21 19:29:11 EDT (#)
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....the only thing I do not listen to is....... and the twangy country.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
But I thought Charlie Pride was a brother?
You got white women there?
(Damn.....Army be getin ser-ous bout recruit-n-ment)
*Whitey is afraid of cornrows
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT UP SIREN YOU HAVE (861 hits)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:55:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was brought to my attention that I didn't link whore on here, so that's why I have no hits.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70969
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fuck that, this nigger should have done it in the post.
OMG I SAID NIGGER IM HARDCORE TOO
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:55:20 EDT (#)
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It was brought to my attention that I didn't link whore on here, so that's why I have no hits.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70969
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh heh heh heh.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
strange...
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-07-19 13:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock socks...
but you never did cover that penis question that was posted in Siren's comments
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"~Did you have a natural talent for the javelin in high school track?
Yes why? "
that line is one of the top five funniest things to have been on this site.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-19 09:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
some points that need to be made:
1. Nirvana sucks and it's NOT a shame that retched singer blew his brain cell out.
2. I've noticed I smell funny when it rains.
3. Martin Lawrence is not a funny man. He needs to follow Cobain's lead.
4. R&B sucks. Rap is mildly entertaining but, by no stretch of the imagination, is it music. Country sucks asshole too. Death metal is synonymous with the sound my rectum makes.
5. The only black people on the internet are 'white' black people...except Kracka who is a 'brother's brother'.
6. (in reference to a review) Paul Reiser is an asshole and I've hated him for years.
7. Blacks, whites, and every other color should stop using the word 'nigga'. If you can see to that, I promise I'll never say 'dude' again.
thanks for the good read. I'd give you a +2 but i'd hate to do the reverse racism thing. I'd give you a 0 but I don't want to be called a bigot. As is, I'll rate +1...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:16:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-07-19 06:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:43:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the deal with reclining the drivers' seat in the car all the way back so that when "you people" drive, we can only see the top of your "fro?
I na related vein, what's the story with the chrome rims on your tires?
Thanks!
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Low and slow, dude. Whereas white people (4x4's, SUVs) ride high and fast-er. It's that simple.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-19 06:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:29:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off you nigger. Not welcome.
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I worry about the type of person who types shit like this.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-07-19 06:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass. By the way, um, is that a cyanide pill in your mouth in the third pic? I know war is hell, but sheesh.
Oh, and is it mandatory for all black people to find Martin Lawrence humorous? Because I think he's the most unfunny person on the planet since Paul Reiser.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-19 06:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
A black dude told me one time that white people smell funny when it's raining. Any thoughts?
Oh, and the same dude told me that white girls pussy smells like mayonnaise.
Truth.
I couldn't make this shit up.
Steve to begin to answer your questions (being the most non-black person imaginable)....
white people smell funny when it's raining?!?!? wtf?!?!
oh but I think I have an idea about the second one.
You see, white people eat mayonnaise.
Black people, as a generalization, do not.
I think the taste of a girl's pussy is directly related to what she eats. Do not ask how, I have a hunch.
Maybe she eats an abundance of mayo?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-19 05:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit people!!! This wouldn't even exit without my post. Go rate it, now!
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-07-19 05:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was supposed to be +2. This was funny. After the military, try out for
Mad TV. You kinda rule. (I would say SNL, but they suck.) KEEP POSTING. (Your lesser-known biggest fan, -d)
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-07-19 05:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+++ This was funny. After the military, try out for
Mad TV. You kinda rule. (I would say SNL, but they suck.) KEEP POSTING. (Your lesser-known biggest fan, -d)
Submitted by The_Great_One (user info) at 2005-07-19 00:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hella fine job if i do say so myself...
And yes we add oils to our hair, but if white people dont wash theirs daily then what? O.K. then, differences that you should live with because BIG FUCKING DEAL. That's just what they are, differences, so what, deal with it you losers...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the deal with reclining the drivers' seat in the car all the way back so that when "you people" drive, we can only see the top of your "fro?
I na related vein, what's the story with the chrome rims on your tires?
Thanks!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit, I was thinking I could quote Blazing Saddles in a review and be all witty and amusing, but NOOOOOOOOO, Mr. Tom 'I live to spoil the hopes and dreams of young innocent girls' Sorrell had to beat me to it. But I'll copy and paste his response anyway, as a kind of shitty consolation prize.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 12:14:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
HEY, WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
I told you to wash up after weekly cross burnings ... it's coming off.
I knew it!
And now, for my next impression: Jessie Owens.
Submitted by chemokenny (user info) at 2005-07-18 18:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reminds me of Negrodamus
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-18 17:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M DOLEMITE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-18 15:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You, sir, are funny!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some white people sure are silly.
you do realize that your camwhore might take me out of uber retirement.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do realize you are the token of uber now. I do respect the fact that you threw your blackness at us right away, instead of just hiding and replying to the racist posts.
Advice:
Try to straddle that fine line between "loveable character" and "mascot/puppet"...one is respectable, the other is being used for our amusement.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will not. Look at it. LOOK AT IT!!!!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pssshh trying to be all up in there like it's Boys 2 Men. Crazy white girl.
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I enjoy Kracka posts!!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
put ur dik away bucky..
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have balls, fucker. How about I rest them on your forehead to prove it?
I was talking to EVERYONE who wears smelly ass lotion... not just the darkies. I mean, negroes. I mean, African Americans. Fuck...
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
word.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, the scariest thing about this for me was the fact that I hit "Hook Me Up" and went directly to bed for about 6 hours. I love waking up to little surprises like this. You are excellent, my friend.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA...!
Thanks for being a good sport. However, I'm not sure why your post has double the reviews that mine does, but I'm pretty sure it's something to do with reverse racial discrimination.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I applaud each of you...I'm sure this was very educational for some
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHahahaha.... Kracka just replaced Chris Tucker as my all time favorite black guy!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great answers. Nice work, K.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
buckeyes the game has no balls
"you people (people who wear that stuff)"
And that was annoying to read, scrolling back and forth the whole time, funny though.
comby
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A black dude told me one time that white people smell funny when it's raining. Any thoughts?
Oh, and the same dude told me that white girls pussy smells like mayonnaise.
Truth.
I couldn't make this shit up.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this could have been funny.
i've seen better.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 12:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
~Do all black people apply special oils to their skin and hair?
Yes. Next question.
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Interestingly enough, a older black man walked in to the firm today and needed to borrow a pen. I was the closest person, so I let him use mine. When I got it back a few minutes later, it was all gooey and smelled like musk. I had top throw the fucking pen away because it was making me want to vomit.
What the fuck is up with that? That guy owes me $2.00 as reparations for the destruction of my pen.
Why do you people (people who wear that type of stuff) think that shit smells good? It doesn't. It smells like the ass of an extraordinarily smelly baby.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-18 12:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HEY, WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
I told you to wash up after weekly cross burnings ... it's coming off.
I knew it!
And now, for my next impression: Jessie Owens.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-18 12:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-18 12:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-18 12:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-18 12:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Complete.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
~Did you have a natural talent for the javelin in high school track?
Yes why?
hahhahahhahahahha
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It is a genetic thing. Kind of like the extra muscle in our legs that make us run faster and jump higher. But I am not a doctor so I can't really explain it in detail that much"
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pissed in my draw's
Submitted by SimianSidestep (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about time. I'll be the Dolemite to your Truck Turner. We'll take over this whole Uber thing. And here I thought you were chinese.....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fucking hyperventilating!!!!!!
Sombody get me a paper bag!!!
<passes out>
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you remind me of an ex...'cept you're way cuter *sigh*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I love you.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You post more now than when you were in Italy.
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that was funny.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nicely done.
Submitted by CockOTheNorth (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done matey. I see you can tell the difference between racism and satire. Axis Of Jesus is actually a racist piece of AIDS. Perhaps you could do a nice white piss take for us. You OWE it.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
adam- i knew at least one guy would catch the reference
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the B&W pics at the end, It made me think of one of the interviews from playboy.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wiggles - i enjoy the simpsons just as i enjoy the family guy. now if you tell anyone black i will be forced to do a drive-by on your ass.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too bad axisofjesus is a racist cunt. His first post was somewhat funny.
Oh, and Kracka? <raises hand>
Do any black people watch The Simpsons? It's a pretty white-oriented show, but I was curious if you knew any black people that found it funny. I haven't met one yet.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear God . . . the comb . . . the comb.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<insert some kind of edgy witty remark here, whatever would make you laugh or be impressed, i dunno, surprise me>
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome!!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love me some kracka.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for responding. Now I'll read it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:34:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Black and white. Gay. Nigger. Are you from outerspace by any chance?
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This "edgy" alter will go faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are fucking awesome.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har Har
Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Black and white. Gay. Nigger. Are you from outerspace by any chance?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:29:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off you nigger. Not welcome.
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Entertaining. Have a +2 to balance out this n00b asshat.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG RACIST
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're awesome. Ignore that racist piece of shit down there.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
black people on uber?
surely you jest! hahahah-
oh...looks authentic
Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off you nigger. Not welcome.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-07-18 10:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70969
Forgot the link BUDAMMIT