Harry Potter Book 6 (902 hits)
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Submitted by MegaManfre (View user info) at 2005-07-18 15:58:33 EDT
Dumbledor is killed by Snape.
This is the lamest thing Ive seen on the internet lately.
Thats right, the big hub bub is about everyone ruining the ending of book 6 in Harry Potter. Now, Ill admit, I like the movies. Im a decent fan ofthem (have seen em all in the theatres, and own the DVDs) but I wont go so far as to actually read it. But you hardcore geeks need to understand something. People want to know this. People want to know that Snape kills Dumbledor, because hes the half blood Prince (Prince is a last name, not a title in this twist) because they want to be ahead of the game when the movie (if ever) comes out.
So what, Harry is after the Weasley girl. Big deal. If you get heart wretched with every spoiler Im giving you, then youre probably one of those homos who watch soap operas, and cry at the weddings on them. Like my mom. God, you must really have no life if you get worked up over a book or movie.
I remember, one time, I cried in a movie. It was homeward bound. I was like 8. Why did I cry? Cause I like dogs, and one died. What would I do now if I saw a dead dog? Well, most likely, Id wanna skin it and make a nice dog hat outta it. Kinda like Daniel Boons Coon Skin hat, but unfortunately, its illegal to kill coons now, as theyve been found to be people.
But I digress. That was the first, and last, time I ever cried at a movie. Maybe Ill cry when I watch my wedding video if I ever get married. Thats only because Ill be able to witness the look on my face, when I finally realize that thats it. Thats the last piece of ass Im gonna have for the rest of my life, and its not gonna get better than that. Ill also probably need viagra to get it up, but hey, at least shell get saggy tits, if I dont buy her new ones.
So, in short, if youre all upset about me spoiling the book for ya, tough shit. If youre on a site like Ubersite, then you shouldnt be reading books anyway. Especially a Harry Potter book. But Porno Potter is fine.
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-18 17:17:25 EDT (#)
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Thanks for yesterdays news
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:31:53 EDT (#)
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who/what the fuck is a dumbledor?
is that like a wookie?
Submitted by kadunkadunk (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:16:35 EDT (#)
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i only read the first line and i'm pissed, because i haven't finished it yet and if you ruined the ending for me i'm going to virtually kick your ass.
Ass.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:06:29 EDT (#)
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Shoulda realized that this woulda been posted on Uber like 30 times already.
I need to get a much earlier start on these things.
How bout this, the end of War of the Worlds, is, Tom Cruise, the son and daughter, and his ex wife and her family, all live, and the aliens die.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:02:41 EDT (#)
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here, have a hot bowl of shut-the-fuck-up!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:01:12 EDT (#)
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thanks
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:00:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-18 15:59:36 EDT (#)
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YEs you did.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-07-18 15:58:54 EDT (#)
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I talked about Harry Potter...