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Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2005-07-18 18:52:17 EDT


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Chapter !. The Introduction to the Beginning, or: Page One after the Table of Contents.

I was born on a Saturday--the first born son of an ex-ninja named Fred and his beautiful wife, a former oven keeper during the Final Solution days, Jewabella.

They were high on drugs one night and they decided to fuck.

I guess they didn't realize by giving birth to me, they were really fucking me too.

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Chapter 2. The Rape of a Lifetime

I was just tripping out on acid when all of a sudden this dancing pig comes into my room and starts singing with a voice straight out of heaven.

At first I couldn't discern the words--like I was hearing the beautiful melody unfilthed by language.

Then the herion kicked in and my Mom came in to suck my cock.

I heard the words:

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Chapter 3: How to Make a Puppet

I don't have the slightest fucking idea.

I'm a writer, not a Republican.

Now let's get back to brass tacks here--

If you're a lonely homesteader say in the year 1842, and you hear a bell ringing across the field--I suggest you pull up your pants, walk away from the back of that cow and go get yourself a healthy meal of soup and bread.

The depression is coming. All your future kids will die of rickets and various flus.

Keep fucking your cow, it's all the happiness you're gonna get in your shitty life.

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Back there in 1945, right around the time of the Normandy invasion, the world sure was a fucked up place. At least the evil doers wore appropriate uniforms so everyone could clearly see what side everyone else was playing on--you know, sportsmanship and all that.

Fast forward to today.

Everyone, in some sense of the word, is a terrorist.

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Chapter 25. My 'Artistic Purity' Demands this Chapter Remain Untitled.

And that every page is blank.

Because I'm a goddamn artist. I'm allowed to make daring and brilliant advances in art, such as publishing a book full of blank pages, or at least just a chapter, because at the end of the day--it's ART that makes you go home and fuck your ugly boyfriend.

I'm just as important as God.

I wish my Mom could understand that and quit charging me $250 to live in her basement.

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Conclusion, or: the Ending of the Middle of the Book, or: The Philisophical Beginning.

I'm an adult now.






























But I still think of my wanger at least 20 thousand times a day.


SOUP'S ON BITCH--

SOUP'S ON!






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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thanks darko, i was just going through the original matchup looking for the best review to leave here. you and i chose the same one, you just chose it quicker.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


All I got to say to you Jack, and all the rest of you poor puppets handing out internet spankings for my seemingly uncaring attitude and complete lack of respect for this competition is this--

I'M RICH, WHY WOULD I GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT A BUNCH OF ZITFACED TEENAGE SHAKESPEARES?

Besides, I was in hospital all last week after a pretty serious car accident, I got out on Saturday, noticed that I had been paired against sg the platypus master and decided to blow it in a way that defies explanation. sg is one of those sleepers around here, like a kre8ix or snarky, he should go on--and who's to say I woulda beat him if I tried? Wrap that around your shriveled cock and call a doctor.

MY NAME IS SHITFUCK FOR CHRIST SAKE! I CAN'T HELP ROCKING OUT WITH MY WANG OUT--IT'S NATURAL.

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU EXPECT? A FRUIT SALAD?????

SOUP'S ON BITCHES, SOUP'S FUCKING ON!

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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yEAH....

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

soup

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90973

Fantasy Football, wooo!!!

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit one of my favorite posts.

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that's a negative ghost rider.



































































pattern is full

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 23:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glorious.

Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:11:15 EDT (#)
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soupcson beaches

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:53:37 EDT (#)
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SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-05 23:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


i FORGOT i WROTE THIS MASTERPIECE!


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-08 04:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I see.

Submitted by IchBinEinBerliner (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

When I saw this I wept.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love this post.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ha

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sexy

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-07 20:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SO MUCH SOUP!!!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-01 18:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Even though you're an ass, this really is quite funny.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-01 18:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

a classic

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-30 03:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ah the source of all the hilarity.

Submitted by Nockane (user info) at 2006-01-21 03:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 03:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

First Soup of the New Year

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-31 18:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey I'm drunk alreadys.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-23 21:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Officially the funniest ubermadness post of all time.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-23 21:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to say, I'm stoned at the keyboard.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-14 02:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The fucking SOUP is most definitely ON

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-12 03:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

When you make uber-history, you get a +2. It's as simple as that.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-12 02:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

After further review, it has been determined by the board of review that the soup is, in fact, on.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-22 03:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SOUPS ON BITCHES!!!!!!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-22 03:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And here was me thinking the soup was off

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 02:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-13 02:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful. Especially the fucking of cows....reminds me of home when I used to eat my dad's butt hole.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the offer, duder, but I'm working until 12:30. And you'll be tanked by then and throw up on my shoes. And I sure do like my shoes.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh by the way, if you like going out, I'll be at Halo tonight with some friends.

Wanna tag along?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seeing as we both live in Edmonton Stevie, I won't spend tommorow raping your family.

But yes, the soup is on.

This might be the first time in history, but Ubersite is covered in the soup.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My roommate made soup the other day so I was walking around saying that...

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sounds like the origin of you.

Soup.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fecal matter run rampant. . .


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If you bitches don't have anything better to do than rate posts without any content...

Rate this.

Every Vote Counts!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Note how I capitalized Nigger!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mexicans are the new Nigger!


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One time I hanged a negro--it sure was a good waste of rope!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If I was a Jew, I'd be afraid of open fire pits--with good reason!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There's so much soup, I can't handle it.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The soup is motherfucking on!

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-08 17:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Help! Retarded Children!

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Classic.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Help Retarded Children.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I ain't gonna read all THAT.

Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+5hjjhhj

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha. Fuckin' A.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:57:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh god yes!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Lighting a brush fire.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-01 23:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


I believe that this will someday make the most viewed messages thing.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh god yes!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fagbeans make ghey coffee

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heat

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did ya hear me, I said it's fucking great!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is fucking great.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


All over your face and tits.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

soup's what?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Represent, you little bitches.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus fucking christ. It's back.




More heat. Everyone should see this.


Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One of the best posts of all time. I always wondered whom wrote it, and why.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shit

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

uyioyuioyuiouyio

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:25:06 EST (#)
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xzcvzxcvzxcvzxcv

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

asdfasdfasdfasdfsadf

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:24:41 EST (#)
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asdfasdfasdf

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:24:36 EST (#)
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sfdsdfsdf

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-10-30 05:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the
backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is
cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant