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Entry 1
I am the owner of a soup kitchen, and that is all I will ever be.In my little store on the corner of a street is where I make my living, meager as it is. This morning the sun rises again, and soon, hopefully, the regular crowd of customers will come for soup. They will all ask for the same thing they order every day. I will make the same thing I make every day. I will watch the rest of the city prosper, full of excited people, from my small soup kitchen. I will never be more, nor less, than the owner of this soup kitchen.
Until today.
Today I will end my life of redundancy; I will work at the soup kitchen no longer. Instead, I will finally live the life I always dreamed of.
So I close up my little soup kitchen and wait at the corner for the next bus. It arrives, and the driver asks me, "Where to?"
"Anywhere," I tell him.
I sit in the first seat and watch in amazement as the bus twists and turns through the many streets, so free. In a moment I find myself at the airport. I thank the bus driver and enter the airport. An employee greets me and leads me to where I can purchase tickets. There is no line there, so I happily walk towards the counter.
"Hello sir," the woman asks me, "where would you like to fly today?"
"Anywhere," I reply. Let the sky and the winds carry me wherever they may. For I am free.
The woman smiles and hands me a ticket. It reads Gate 12. I look around for directions to this gate and find it right next to me. How convenient. An employee graciously takes my ticket and directs me onto the plane. The moment I sit down, I noticed the plane is empty.
Then the pilot comes out of his cockpit to speak to me. "Since there is no one else on the plane, I welcome you to sit in First Class. Actually, better yet, why don't you come and sit in the cockpit with me?"
How exciting! I follow the pilot to the cockpit and take off. The view is beautiful: the magnificent white clouds part around us, and below the crystal clear water shimmers in the sunlight. I am free. The soup kitchen is behind me now. Let me be carried to wherever I shall be carried.
The plane lands and the pilot turns to me. "Welcome to the Caribbean Islands!"
The Caribbean Islands! I joyfully exit the plane and the airport. Outside the weather greets me with its warmth and comfort. The palm trees sway as if listening to music of their own. In the distance I see the beach, orange in the sunset, empty except for one lone person.
I walk to the beach and meet with this person. It is a woman. A woman whose beauty surpasses anything I have ever seen. We sit on the beach together and talk for very long. I am beginning to love her. She takes me away to her house on the beach and we sleep on the roof, under the stars. The next morning we marry happily and leave for our honeymoon...a honeymoon that will last our entire lives.
Soon we have two children: a boy and a girl. It is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. As I carry them my wife and my children in my arms I feel like a God. My life is perfect is now, and the soup kitchen is far far behind me. I am free.
My children grow fast and soon leave to pursue their own dreams. My wife and I still live happily together in the house on the beach. The beach that remains empty except for us, the beach that we still walk upon every night.
We grow old together in that house and soon more children come: grandchildren. As I sit in my old chair with my old wife these grandchildren almost make me feel young again. I know my time to go is near, and yet I feel no sorrow, and no pain. My life has been a life of happiness and freedom, and I would not change it for anything. Tonight I will lay in bed to be carried away, just as I was carried away many years ago. The tides of life will wash me to a shore of new things in the afterlife. Tonight I will-
"Excuse me, are you open?"
I awake from my daydream and find myself in the soup kitchen. A line waits restlessly for their regular soup.
What was I thinking? The Caribbean Islands? A wife? Children?
No.
Today I will again make the regular soup, watch the regular day, and sleep in the back of this regular kitchen. Nothing special. No adventures, no nothing.
I am the owner of a soup kitchen, and that is all I will ever be...
...but maybe one day...
"Soup's On!"
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Entry 2
Chapter !. The Introduction to the Beginning, or: Page One after the Table of Contents.
I was born on a Saturday--the first born son of an ex-ninja named Fred and his beautiful wife, a former oven keeper during the Final Solution days, Jewabella.
They were high on drugs one night and they decided to fuck.
I guess they didn't realize by giving birth to me, they were really fucking me too.
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Chapter 2. The Rape of a Lifetime
I was just tripping out on acid when all of a sudden this dancing pig comes into my room and starts singing with a voice straight out of heaven.
At first I couldn't discern the words--like I was hearing the beautiful melody unfilthed by language.
Then the herion kicked in and my Mom came in to suck my cock.
I heard the words:
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Chapter 3: How to Make a Puppet
I don't have the slightest fucking idea.
I'm a writer, not a Republican.
Now let's get back to brass tacks here--
If you're a lonely homesteader say in the year 1842, and you hear a bell ringing across the field--I suggest you pull up your pants, walk away from the back of that cow and go get yourself a healthy meal of soup and bread.
The depression is coming. All your future kids will die of rickets and various flus.
Keep fucking your cow, it's all the happiness you're gonna get in your shitty life.
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Back there in 1945, right around the time of the Normandy invasion, the world sure was a fucked up place. At least the evil doers wore appropriate uniforms so everyone could clearly see what side everyone else was playing on--you know, sportsmanship and all that.
Fast forward to today.
Everyone, in some sense of the word, is a terrorist.
BOO!
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Chapter 25. My 'Artistic Purity' Demands this Chapter Remain Untitled.
And that every page is blank.
Because I'm a goddamn artist. I'm allowed to make daring and brilliant advances in art, such as publishing a book full of blank pages, or at least just a chapter, because at the end of the day--it's ART that makes you go home and fuck your ugly boyfriend.
I'm just as important as God.
I wish my Mom could understand that and quit charging me $250 to live in her basement.
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Conclusion, or: the Ending of the Middle of the Book, or: The Philisophical Beginning.
I'm an adult now.
But I still think of my wanger at least 20 thousand times a day.
SOUP'S ON BITCH--
SOUP'S ON!
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87 eligible votes (112 total) *
Entry 2:
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47 eligible votes (59 total) *
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User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I got to say to you Jack, and all the rest of you poor puppets handing out internet spankings for my seemingly uncaring attitude and complete lack of respect for this competition is this--
I'M RICH, WHY WOULD I GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT A BUNCH OF ZITFACED TEENAGE SHAKESPEARES?
Besides, I was in hospital all last week after a pretty serious car accident, I got out on Saturday, noticed that I had been paired against sg the platypus master and decided to blow it in a way that defies explanation. sg is one of those sleepers around here, like a kre8ix or snarky, he should go on--and who's to say I woulda beat him if I tried? Wrap that around your shriveled cock and call a doctor.
MY NAME IS SHITFUCK FOR CHRIST SAKE! I CAN'T HELP ROCKING OUT WITH MY WANG OUT--IT'S NATURAL.
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU EXPECT? A FRUIT SALAD?????
SOUP'S ON BITCHES, SOUP'S FUCKING ON!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, if you get past the blocks of text, #2 was actually the better of the two.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-15 01:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The great part about this is reading down the list of respected Uberers who voted for #2.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-15 01:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 2 gets funnier every time i read it.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-05 23:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-07-21 12:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Entry 2 gets funnier the more I think about it, like a Monty Python skit.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-21 09:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-21 09:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-21 04:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-20 23:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
entry 2......
dubya.....teeeeee......efffff
Submitted by Ananda (user info) at 2005-07-20 21:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Barlow (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
not that I thought entry 2 was all that special, but
eh who cares, not going to explain, just one vote
Submitted by sixxforty (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone else here think that's Michael Moore standing over the shoulder of that Knights of Colombus guy?
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.. Entry 2 is one of the worst posts i've read in a week.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what in the blue fuck was entry 2?
Submitted by NOWorNEVER (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...Gross.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:43:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take up your offer ETS. By the looks of the bracket, we'll probably only be able to face each other in the finals, if we make it that far.
But if we do, "Fuck it" sounds like a great idea for the final matchup.
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It's a deal. We'll seal it now with our sisters' period blood as is custom.
Submitted by kadunkadunk (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait what?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take up your offer ETS. By the looks of the bracket, we'll probably only be able to face each other in the finals, if we make it that far.
But if we do, "Fuck it" sounds like a great idea for the final matchup.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reading these reviews actually gave me a whole new respect for Shitfuck.
And, SG, your post was not THAT bad. You might wish you would have gone toe to toe with shitfuck in the 'fuck it' category now, but you'll have another shot at it. Tell you what, if you face me in this UM, then you can say, 'fuck it'. How's that?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Author 2 seriously needs to be barred from future UMs
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man alive.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Entry 1 was good. I liked the pace and the voice it was written in. I was expecting a different ending, but maybe I'll keep that idea to myself for use in some future UM when I'm out of fresh ideas.
Actually 1 reminded me of the "Voices of Old People" track off the Simon & Garfunkel 'Bookends' album. There is this one man on there especially who would have been perfect to narrate this aloud.
Speaking of fresh ideas... #2 was running a little low. The randomness of it, while pretty funny in a juvenile way, could not vault the bar set by 1. It was a nice try though, maybe you'll run into luck and people will be tired of serious writing enough to vote for you.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-07-20 06:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-20 06:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit. all work and no play makes author two a complete fuckwit.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
entry two was actually very good.
fishy soup anyone?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Both were shitty, but I'm assuming the first post tried.
Submitted by themuscleman (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-20 01:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought entry 1 had some thought but into whereas entry 2 didnt seem so.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry One- I could see it coming, but it was still well-written.
Entry Two-
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns
Submitted by ProphetOne (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Writer 2 needs psychiatric help.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
landslide, i suppose.
Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just enjoyed it more...
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-07-19 21:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by ProudMonkey (user info) at 2005-07-19 21:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-19 20:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had no idea. I just, i just didnt know this glory existed, and was so confused when i saw people spouting it. Now. Now i know.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-19 20:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear god, I can't believe I voted for this.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-19 19:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wondering where you've been bro.
Hope you're not too banged up.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-07-19 19:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Author 2 is my hero.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well that was interesting
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good Job Q. It really is fucking hilarious. It's right up there with "he was dumped into the water to die a watery death".
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sg, I put it up on the uberboard. I thought it was fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, but whom served the soup, and why?
Shitfuck, I love you. Your post was almost as bad as the shitbomb I churned out in 10 minutes
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck is 2 for 2 in DQs in UberMadness - nice!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, was it you or someone else that put "SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!" on uberboard?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck? I can't believe the author of entry 2 got accepted in to Ubermadness....
And I was passed over? At least I know how to show some fucking respect for the work that ubermadness requires.
That seconid post is a Mockery.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You've got a good point there shitfuck. To tell you the truth, I can't even believe that I wrote the shit that I did. I should have just wrote the shit that I usually write.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not that I was uninspired, I mean, a title like 'Soup's On' erradicates inspiration from the get go--negative or positive. Can you have negative inspiration? I'm not sure, but I sure do love the fact that I'm going to sue the ass off of a nice Christian woman. Getting T-boned might be the best thing to happen to me in years. Thank god I'm upper middle class and can afford a car with driver side airbags, the truck she hit me with was some 1977 rusted out, piece of shit red neck Ford.
Her and her family came to visit me in the hospital, they were very pleasant people--kept saying stuff like 'the Lord's grace was with you, we're so glad you're not hurt.'
Not hurt?
I'm fucking laid up in a hospital you cunt.
I couldn't help but smile through the T3 and morphine bliss--
I'm going to sue God and win.
But back to the post.
Who the fuck actually reads all of this shit?
Be honest, most of you scroll down, maybe you find a phrase, or a combination of funny words and that's all it takes--vote secured, author#1 used the phrase 'put your dick in a baby' and that reminds me of my childhood...blah blah blah.
And UM seems to bring out the ultimate EMO in every other author. That shit pisses me the fuck off, sentimentality. Fuck you for being a pussy, go get a dictionary and some Burroughs.
And for the 'I didn't have enough time', well fuck that. I wanted to show how much of this competition is filler and hamster nuts--hence the endless SOUPS ON BITCHES!!! From ideation to creation this post took me about three minutes. Now that's talent, even if I do say so myself.
Why do I do it?
Because I can.
Submitted by Norman (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaahhahah!
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shit man. Slovin just pwned you.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-18 22:31:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Author" #2, you should resign your post now and give it over to Draqus.
That guy deserves to go to the final fucking round, and wasn't even voted well enough to enter.
This is dogshit. LET DRAQUS COMPETE IN UBERMADNESS!!!
_________________________
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU YAMMERING ABOUT?
Draqus IS COMPETING, he's up against Coyote you idiot.
Check the fucking bracket:
http://bracket.ubermadness.com/
He's right above me, in the black zone on the right side.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
k
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Maybe just travel down, 'the list', a little farther next time Razor.
A 2 submission requirement sounds a little like begging to me.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even though entry 2 made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a long time, I have a feeling more effort went into entry #1.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-07-19 17:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If someone didn't get into this contest there is ONLY ONE REASON WHY.
They didn't send in a submission after not making it by popular vote. Because we wound up with byes due to not having enough people to fill to 128.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find myself forced to vote for Entry 2.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vicious, I know where you are coming from and I know where Draqus is coming from. I barely made it through the voting myself, even though I've been posting regularly for over a year now, so I know what it's like for not a lot of people to know who you are. The thing is, I got over caring about it a long time ago, so it doesn't matter if people know me or not. Besides, Draqus is fairly new, so it makes sense that people didn't vote for him. But that still doesn't mean he couldn't send in a "Fresh" submission to the commitee so he could still get in.
As for shitfuck, he can write really good when he wants to. But I guess he just didn't have much inspiration for this entry. I know I didn't either.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:40:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, since everyone already knows who wrote this...
Vicious, I am willing to explain both my pretty bad post and shitfucks awesome post. First off, our title was shit "Soup's On"? What the hell? If you look at every other title in UM you can see that the author at least has some working room with it. Like "My First Act" or whatever it was. What could your First Act be? Anything! But "Soup's On"???? That pretty much only leaves soup, and shitfuck did a pretty awesome job using the title.
Secondly it is obvious that shitfuck didn't have time to write due to his accident, and I did not have much time to write either. I was busy all weekend, and everything I worked on during Friday was a complete waste because I knew I wouldn't be able to finish it. So I started again Monday morning and submitted something quick because I had plans that wouldn't allow me to write at all for the rest of the day and probably not Tuesday either. And what do you know?? Those plans turned to shit, but I couldn't do anything about it because I already submitted my work.
So yea, you can say that these posts are shit and anything else, but if you were put in our position, what would you do?
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My point remains the same- an ability to conjure up something "good" for this title isn't a necessity, and if you'll notice, I didn't have anything to say about your post at all, other than that I rated for it. SF's post could have been rushed and still decent- the entire contest is being mocked to high hell, and it disgusts me to see so many talented authors who really wanted to be in this left out, while people like him continue to enter inanity like this into the contest. Draqus is one of the best authors on here, and the guy was edged out- not as a result of people disliking his work, but simply for being an unknown. To me, this just pisses in the faces of all who entered and did not get in.
I'm not demanding that you see things from my perspective, I just wanted to express my sentiments on the issue. If you disagree with me? That's fine too. I hope you can at least understand where I am coming from, though.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just creative as hell!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
original.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, since everyone already knows who wrote this...
Vicious, I am willing to explain both my pretty bad post and shitfucks awesome post. First off, our title was shit "Soup's On"? What the hell? If you look at every other title in UM you can see that the author at least has some working room with it. Like "My First Act" or whatever it was. What could your First Act be? Anything! But "Soup's On"???? That pretty much only leaves soup, and shitfuck did a pretty awesome job using the title.
Secondly it is obvious that shitfuck didn't have time to write due to his accident, and I did not have much time to write either. I was busy all weekend, and everything I worked on during Friday was a complete waste because I knew I wouldn't be able to finish it. So I started again Monday morning and submitted something quick because I had plans that wouldn't allow me to write at all for the rest of the day and probably not Tuesday either. And what do you know?? Those plans turned to shit, but I couldn't do anything about it because I already submitted my work.
So yea, you can say that these posts are shit and anything else, but if you were put in our position, what would you do?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no comment
Submitted by hinschn (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
although #1 nicely written it was just too cliche.
Submitted by Ethan (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm, I wonder, could you have lost as a result of your impeccable spelling skills? Was the intimidation factor of your grasp of the English language absolutely too much for any competitor to handle?
I don't know a thing about you, I'm not attempting to disrespect you- but your decision on an UberMadness post was shit, and if it walks, talks and looks like a duck...
Well, it ain't a fucking clown.
If you don't like what someone has to say about your lack of effort, maybe you should have considered putting some effort into your post. Think about who is to blame for the reaction you are getting- not all of us want meaningless drivel in the fucking competition, if I'm not jumping onto the bandwagon, what the fuck does it matter?
The zero rating above says worth reading. That rating made Buddha chuckle in the depths of a meditative state.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shitfuck = SG
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey visciousriffs--
SOUP'S ON BITCH.
Next time you're jacking fagus off onto your face, be sure to tell him 'Shitfuck says FUCK YOU'
SOUP'S ON YOU LITTLE BITCH.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-18 22:31:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Author" #2, you should resign your post now and give it over to Draqus.
That guy deserves to go to the final fucking round, and wasn't even voted well enough to enter.
This is dogshit. LET DRAQUS COMPETE IN UBERMADNESS!!!
Submitted by Kimba (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I searched for hours in vain for any plot in Post 2.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-07-19 13:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 13:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck, you rule. "Soup's On Bitches" is my new favorite saying.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I got to say to you Jack, and all the rest of you poor puppets handing out internet spankings for my seemingly uncaring attitude and complete lack of respect for this competition is this--
I'M RICH, WHY WOULD I GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT A BUNCH OF ZITFACED TEENAGE SHAKESPEARES?
Besides, I was in hospital all last week after a pretty serious car accident, I got out on Saturday, noticed that I had been paired against sg the platypus master and decided to blow it in a way that defies explanation. sg is one of those sleepers around here, like a kre8ix or snarky, he should go on--and who's to say I woulda beat him if I tried? Wrap that around your shriveled cock and call a doctor.
MY NAME IS SHITFUCK FOR CHRIST SAKE! I CAN'T HELP ROCKING OUT WITH MY WANG OUT--IT'S NATURAL.
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU EXPECT? A FRUIT SALAD?????
SOUP'S ON BITCHES, SOUP'S FUCKING ON!
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok, entry 1, that was so bad. really. didn't anybody ever tell you NOT to write the cliched story about "oh i had this wonderful adventure but WHOOPS!!!! it was just a DREAM!!!!" nobody's done *that* before.
entry 2, i'd have actually voted for your shit if it had been slightly less offensive. i know that's not 'cool' of me to say and what not, but i enjoyed the fact that at least you seemed to do your own damned thing, and there were a couple of good quotes. still, i coudln't put my name to some of what you wrote.
i am so dissapointed in UM so far.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like I could have participated in Ubermadness after all.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Started strong, and I just didn't like #1.
This will be my good will to the retards vote.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope Author #2 gets an extremely malignant form of leprosy and in a moment of forgetfulness, hops into a Jacuzzi with the water jets on.
Let's see if he has the balls to shout 'Soup's on bitches!' at THAT point.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope Author #2 falls into a vat of acid and is able to witness the rapid dissolution of his own body.
Let's see if he has the balls to shout 'Soup's on bitches!' at THAT point.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at least #2 was entertaining
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope Author #2 spends a year's worth of savings o