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Rating: 0.77 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (View user info) at 2005-07-18 19:18:21 EDT


I live in one of the suburbs of Chicago, and I just read about something that happened very near me on Thursday and I just can't believe it.

On Thursday morning Jeanette Sliwinski who is 23 had a fight with her mother. That afternoon she went out driving with the intent of killing herself. In an attempt to do so she began speeding down one of the busiest streets of the city at about 70 mph, running three red lights, until she deliberately rammed her car into the rear of another car that was stopped at a red light. All three passengers in the other car were killed. Jeanette had only minor injuries and is currently in the hospital.

How the fuck can someone be so incredibly stupid and fucking inconsiderate. Why not crash your fucking car into a tree, or go bearhunting a spatula, or jump into Lake Michigan you dumb shit.

And then on Saturday she issued a statement from her hospital bed saying, "I pray and beg for forgiveness from everyone who is saddened by the deaths." I know that if I were friends/family of one of the victims then this fucking sad excuse for an apology would mean absolutely shit to me.

It's cases like this that make me think that maybe the death penalty isn't all that bad. Fucking bitch

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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oops... "Jeanette..."

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had thought about making a post yesterday entitled "Jennifer Sliwinski Must Die."

The three people she killed (Doug Meis, John Glick, and Michael Dahlquist) were all well-known Chicago area musicians on their break from their jobs at Shure. Dahlquist was the drummer for one of the greatest bands ever, Silkworm.

That dumb bitch...

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-19 07:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They just have to wait for Jack Nicholson to be admitted, then they'll have lots of fun.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-19 07:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-18 20:05:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

yea, what pisses me off is that she will get like 5 years in the asylum for this.

fucking bitch.

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Asylums aren't all fun theme parks. I'm sure we've all seen 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-19 02:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-18 21:12:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

More like Shaun_SUCKS! BWAHH HAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHHHH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA hAAA ahh haha. Ah ha. Ahhhhhhh. Proof read.

"go bearhunting a spatula"

Ahh haha. Ah ha.

<wipes tear>

Ahhhh, but seriously, you suck.
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i thought i was going insane. i stared at that damn "a spatula" for 10 straight minutes wondering "is that some hip new phrase that i'm not up on?"

i feel like an idiot

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-19 02:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Err, Aladdin, you are insane.

Some lady at the pool asked me about this out of nowhere. She was crying. I think she knew one of the kids, or the girl.

Yeah, kill her. I'd be happy to sponsor it.

Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2005-07-18 22:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

People like her sicken me....Three of her friends should be killed.
Eye for an eye


Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-07-18 21:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's kind of funny...even if she gets sentenced to death, she's getting what she wanted. In addition she gets the sympathy and bullshit of all the people who will bitch and moan and say, "Oh, but she was so depressed!" because they have nothing better to do with their fucking lives.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-18 21:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

More like Shaun_SUCKS! BWAHH HAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHHHH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA hAAA ahh haha. Ah ha. Ahhhhhhh. Proof read.

"go bearhunting a spatula"

Ahh haha. Ah ha.

<wipes tear>

Ahhhh, but seriously, you suck.

Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2005-07-18 20:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by XenoWolf (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:32:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

She'll get off via an insanity plea.
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I was thinking the same thing and it just pisses me off more

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-18 20:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yea, what pisses me off is that she will get like 5 years in the asylum for this.

fucking bitch.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

while i agree with your sentiments for the most part, the post itself is so-so.

Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That bitch can't even kill herself. Talk about fucking stupid.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

push that bitch off the Sears Tower, that's what I say

Submitted by XenoWolf (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She'll get off via an insanity plea.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What if she were the one to cure cancer? What if her womb is destined to be the vessel chosen by God to usher the saviour onto Earth? What if this is the turn around her life needs to find her destiny? WHAT THEN????



Fuck it.

Fry the bitch.


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