Harry Potter gets killed by me in the new book (925 hits)
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Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-07-19 08:18:27 EDT
Harry quickly pulled out his wand to make a gay chant at me.
So I pulled out my shotgun and shot him in the face.
Harry: "OH MY GOD!!! YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE!! YOU SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!"
Me: "Whoa now Harry, mind the language. This is a horribly written childrens book after all."
Harry: "YOU....YOU...YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!! RON!!!"
The faggot Ron then jumped to his faggot friends side and pulled out his wand.
Ron: "Blablablagaychantblabla."
So I shot him in the face too.
Ron: "OH MY GOD!!! YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE!!! DEAR MOTHER OF GOD!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"
Harry: "I KNOW!!! WE'RE WIZARDS!!! WE HAVE WANDS!!! WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DEFEAT HIM!"
Me: "Ohhhh. A wand!! Well I have a boom boom stick, bitches."
Then their good friend Heroin came to rescue them.
Heroin: "Ron!! Harry!! What happened to you guys?!!"
Harry: "HE'S A POWERFUL ENEMY HEROIN!!! WATCH OUT!"
Me: "Well now, how's it going Heroin? You sure are mighty fine looking."
Heroin: "Do not talk to me like that!"
Me: "Fine then."
So I shot Heroin in the face and then went in the back room and injected her. Then I went on a high rampage around the gay school and killed everyone with my penis.
THE END
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth reading, but I've seen better parodies.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-07-20 20:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG U JUZT GAD TO RUNE THE BOOC FOR EVERE1, DIDENT U?
STFU indeed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:30:28 EDT (#)
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i am going to +2 all of your posts tomorrow.
And yes, I do have a large head.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:20:13 EDT (#)
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Look at my big head.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:24:52 (#)
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OK Darko I swear. No more B@W for me. I am going to become the shitposter I was destined to be.
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aim high
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs a snape face/shotgun interaction scene also.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:50:29 EDT (#)
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Adam = MJ
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:39:26 EDT (#)
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AMAZING!!
***standing ovation***
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:33:56 EDT (#)
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Adam = MJ
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have a personal friend moonwalk in your honor
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:30:14 EDT (#)
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cant...breathe...
whoo. get a publisher.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to see you are fulfilling your destiny.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:24:52 EDT (#)
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OK Darko I swear. No more B@W for me. I am going to become the shitposter I was destined to be.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the platypus master I am familiar with, no more pulling that b@w stuff.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
G
O
L
D
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:21:20 EDT (#)
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This made me smile.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU RUINZED MT B00k
U BASTARD
HERTLASS HERTLASS BASTARD
wahh
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no, actually.
Fucking-A
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good. I hate this shit.
Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needed more rape. Other than that, a well rounded story.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-19 08:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this was an Ubermadness post, it would win. Hands down.