Deeper (341 hits)
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Submitted by Blitzen (View user info) at 2005-07-19 10:04:21 EDT
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I like porn.
I also like sex.
While deciding what to write for this title, my mind would drift to sex without me even noticing it. I tried not to write anything about sex. Maybe I could beat it.
Didn't work. Every damn time I sat down to figure something out, it was sex. I mean, with a title like "Deeper", how could your mind not drift towards thoughts of some girl getting drilled. Then I got to thinking- porn is pretty neat.... then I just decided to look at porn for a while.
A couple hours later, I got to thinking again- most porn out there is geared towards men. I mean you have big chested women, most often playing with themselves or with another woman, all the while some sweaty, hairy, balding man is trying to get himself off. The last time I tried to look for porn that was geared towards women, all I found was some shirtless guys in their underpants. And let me tell you, a ripped chest and a bulge is certainly not all it takes... it helps, but I need a little more.
So I went searching.
I found all kinds of fun things- men in hawaiian shirts, men jacking themselves off, bare-chested studmuffins, and men kissing women... something wasn't right here. Where was the hardcore, sweaty, monkey love that I craved? Other women have to want to see that too, right? I mean I'm not that strange... am I?
I understand that normal women enjoy more romance, not just a fuck session. They are supposed to crave a story that really describes the context, the emotions... using words like "manhood" and "flowers" that leave you so confused you can't possibly stay aroused. I mean how are you supposed to get off when you're not sure if the dude is eating her out or just making himself some lunch. With all the metaphors and euphamisms, it's a wonder this can even be entertaining.
I suppose what I'm trying to get at here is that there is a serious lack of woman-oriented hardcore porn out there... we don't always want to "make love". Some of us enjoy just being fucked. Personally I wouldn't mind just getting nailed sometime.
Oh... and I dunno... Deeper
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Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:32:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:38:44 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:38:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-10-30 05:32:09 EST (#)
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