Joke of the day. (716 hits)
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Submitted by Belle (View user info) at 2005-07-19 10:14:09 EDT
The Ubermadness Link?
Nope...
Well, lets try this one then:
Three old black ladies were preparing for their first plane flight.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis flight."
"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties.""Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.
The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down, and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties at all.""What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
"Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is da black box!"
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-22 08:03:40 EDT (#)
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What? poor belle?
What do you know that I don't know?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-22 07:48:28 EDT (#)
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Poor Belle.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:33:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:17:57 (#)
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You've probably realised there is another motive for posting this shit
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HAhahahahaha!!
What?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD JOKE YES?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:05:25 EDT (#)
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I too have been a victim of the idiosyncracies of Uber's submission system.
BART. DISABLE HITTING RETURN IN THE TITLE BOX SUBMITTING THE POST.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:02:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
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THIS BITCH POSTED HER UBERMADNESS POST AS A REGULAR POST! DISQUALIFIED!
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OH MY GOD! AXISOFJESUS IS DETECTIVE DIPSHIT! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! AAHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!
:)
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-19 11:13:33 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about axisofjesus
User id: 20602
Registered on or around: 2005-07-17 06:48:18
# Messages posted: 5
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Average rating of all messages: -0.56
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STFU n00b
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-19 11:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for sympathy.
It very nearly happened to me and I understand it happened with Stin last time around.
Mail Bart get it removed you may still be eligible, you got it off the front page pretty quickly.
WQP already knows I think so he might be making efforts to get rid of it.
Ignore that DCJesus/whatever else he calls himself. Alter to the max.
-Dave
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-19 11:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The joke was terrible, and old, but a +2 because I'm pretty sure the mispost was totally accidental. Tough luck, kiddo.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-19 11:04:56 EDT (#)
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Axisofjesus, are you trying to upset me?
Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71113
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71113
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71113
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71113
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71113
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71113
THIS BITCH POSTED HER UBERMADNESS POST AS A REGULAR POST! DISQUALIFIED!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:34:49 EDT (#)
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so horribly lame i laughed.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:18:40 EDT (#)
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write to bart, get that other post out of your user history fast.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:18:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:17:57 EDT (#)
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You've probably realised there is another motive for posting this shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:17:15 EDT (#)
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Fuck it, I laughed.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-19 10:16:10 EDT (#)
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<sigh>