Gift (489 hits)
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Submitted by Captain_Lurk (View user info) at 2005-07-19 11:53:45 EDT
INSTRUCTION MANUAL
How To Open This Present
1. Carefully remove Ribbon (R).
2. Remove the Upper Unit Box Top (T) from the Lower Unit Box Base (B).
3. You will find 17 Gifts inside (G1-G17). It will take exactly 17 Days to open all 17 Gifts. Start with Gift 1 (G1) on Day 1 (D1) and open only one Gift per Day.
4. Do not attempt to open Gifts out of order (i.e. Gift 4 (G4) on Day 3 (D3) - doing so will void your warranty.
5. Under no circumstances should you Peak (P) or Make Haste (H) by opening Gifts before their scheduled Day. A small amount of Patience (P2) may be required (apply liberally) to ensure you do not run out of Gifts early.
6. Enjoy your Gifts.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
soup's on, bitches.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-07-19 18:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would call ANY baby "burden"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-19 12:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was Sunday, July 27th, 2008. James Dupont was found dead at the Riverside Docks. It appears he had his feet cemented then he was dumped into the water to die a watery death. But whom killed him and why?
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James Dupont, 34, has lived a life of crime and drug dealing, as well as being worked by the local mafia. Even though he was great at doing his job, he was failing to pay all money he made to the mafia, and he has been warned and almost caught many a times that if he was caught stealing from them, he would be sleeping with the fishies.
Today would be his last day being alive. As James worked a corner selling people the drugs they want, one of the people from the mafia spyed upon him and noticed that bits of money was being pocketed and the rest placed into an envelope. He was busted on the spot. The spy left to tell the boss what he seen and the boss didn't liked what he heard. He didn't like that he wasn't being paid in full. He didn't like people whom backstabbed him. After James worked the corner, he headed to the Riverside Warehouses to deliever the money he made, unknowning that the boss and few of is helpers awaited him.
As James approached the boss to deliver the cash, his helpers grab him by the arms. "Tsk tsk tsk" said the boss, "I have warned you plenty of times James, that if I catch you stealing from me, that you would pay the price."
"I don't know what you are talking about. The money is all there." said James.
"Oh really?...Then explain why one of my people watched you for over an hour, stealing money from me." said the boss. "James, I have caught you, and now you must sleep with the fishies. Get him out of my sight."
"Nooooooo!!! Please! Give me another chance!" screamed James as he was dragged out of the warehouse and off to the docks... James was warned that he should have paid in full, but now he has been delivered to his grave, he paid in full, with his life.
Submitted by axisofjesus (user info) at 2005-07-19 11:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would call a premature baby "burden".