goatse (1955 hits)
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Submitted by <cornbeefantelope.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-06 03:22:37 EDT
IMPORTANT!!!!! WATCH CARTOON BELOW BEFORE READING (70k file)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By now most of you are familiar of the horror that is 'goatse'. This introduction is for those who have never heard of such a word, if you understand the phrase, please skip to the next paragraph.
The urban dictionary defines the term 'goatse':
"gote-seh"
1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name
2) To stretch ones anus wide open with ones fingers or with a device such as an apple or highway cone.
If anyone has ever given you the link to a website which, instead of showing something normal, reveals a single image of something that will burn deep emotional scars-to-be onto your retina. The most common is (was) the image of a man stretching his anus in a most disgusting manner, found at goatse.cx. I have been informed this site is now down for whatever reason, but this source cannot be confirmed by me since I vowed to never look at that horrible site again. Another one, still up, can be found at www.tubgirl.com. You can find out for yourself what is there.
Anyway, I don't really want to advertise them, but I already have. Still, I don't understand how the goatse man can do that with his asshole. It looks like the inside of a watermelon, and probably about the same size. This must be the sluttiest faggot known to man. Of course, now whenever I think about the goatse man, I smile, even if I am walking down the street, alone, giving me that alluring pedophile look. But seriously, at least you people have been warned, most will never get a chance to prepare themselves. As soon as you gaze upon the image you realize you have been injured, an injury which you will never fully recover from. Anyhow, discussion is open.
P.S. I hope the flash down below is supported.
dance[1].swf (69 kB) [application/x-shockwave-flash]
User Reviews
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-15 14:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus fucking two!
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-03-30 14:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, dear Lord have mercy upon my eyes.
Submitted by Trix (user info) at 2003-10-05 02:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was the most disgusting seen I have ever seen. Well, ever seen today anyways.
Submitted by Random Hoe at 2003-10-05 02:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OH MAN!!!11 I just got the name! Goatse.cx = Goatsecx = Goatsex = Goat Sex!!!!
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-07 00:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nope goatse is still up
don't know why i checked
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-06 05:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've actually read an interview with the goatse man. I'll have to find it when I get home so I can post it on here.
He actually isn't gay, surprisingly enough.
You'll understand it all when I post the interview.
Oh, and he is also french...if that is a surprise, heh.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-05-06 03:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is just sick and wrong for so many reasons.