pretty little thing (698 hits)
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Submitted by rick_the_stud (View user info) at 2005-07-19 14:43:47 EDT
She just didn't understand it. Why didn't he even notice her? She practically threw herself at him and still she got no response. Why? WHY?!
It was because she just wasn't pretty; that had to be it. There was obviously no other logical explanation. Or maybe she was fat. She knew from magazines that guys don't like girls who are fat. Maybe she had bad breath. She'd heard that bad breath was a real turn-off, too. What if it was worse than bad breath? What if she had terrible body odor and he just couldn't stand to be near her for more than five seconds without vomiting? But that was just silly; she wore deodorant. Plus, someone would have surely told her about a body odor problem by now.
Maybe her boobs were too small. But she always thought a c-cup was just fine. Maybe she should get a new wonder bra? (Because guys love cleavage, right?) Maybe she would just stuff a bra, at least until he was hers (or she could afford implants.)
Was it her clothes? Didn't he wear Abercrombie and Fitch just like her? Oh, but there was that one time when she saw him and she was accidentally wearing something from Old Navy; could that be it?
Her eye liner was all wrong? Did she not do her make-up properly? Was her hair ugly? She'd dyed it blonde just for him. And her face was perfect; not a single blemish, no pimples, no scars, no lines, no wrinkles - nothing!
Her car, then? Perhaps a sports car would suit her better than a brand-new candy-apple-red Honda civic.
There was a chance that her whole style might be wrong. Did he like "bad" girls? She could do that. She could dress in black and were fish-net hose on her arms and put gauges in her ears. She could even take up smoking and drinking if that was more his style. Well, maybe she wouldn't go that far just for some boy.
Just some boy?! Except that he was the single hottest guy she had ever laid eyes on, and she'd even seen a copy of Playgirl magazine; he was still way hotter. How could she call him "just some boy?"
Then it hit her. It must be the fact that she was still technically a virgin. He wanted someone with "experience." He wanted someone who really knew how to please a man. But she knew how to do that...she just hadn't had the opportunity to prove it yet. (Besides, giving a blowjob was almost the same thing as having sex anyway, right?)
She figured it out. It was because she was fat. But she'd lost weight. She wasn't "chubby" anymore like back in eighth grade. No. She was "pretty." Surely he wouldn't look at her the same as he had in the past. She was thin and attractive now.
But that was all okay. None of it really mattered. Today was a new day, another day to try and impress him, to make him hers. As she pushed herself up from the toilet she knew he would be hers. And she smiled into the mirror — she could see another rib beneath the skin.
User Reviews
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-19 19:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cliche.
Submitted by shhhush (user info) at 2005-07-19 19:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry man, but this was obviously written by a guy about his own stereotypes. It wasn't terrible, so -1.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
None of us guys are worth that...wait...I'm a guy...nope...still none
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa, up until that last couple sentences, that was my senior year of high school. Maybe I should take up puking?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAR HAR SKINNY!
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, theres nothing quite like dating a zylophone
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a scary place to be.
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-19 15:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boo urns
Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dead on, those are the extremes that girls will go to when they have an obsession on a guy. It is sad.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've heard this somewhere else before. Kinda shady I think...
Submitted by Andrewd (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do girls really think like that?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So is this how ALL woman think?
Submitted by Fisho3 (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Andrewd (user info) at 2005-07-19 14:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice nice