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Submitted by Soley (View user info) at 2005-07-19 16:36:17 EDT


Thousands and thousands and thousands of party revellers gather for a night of ...

'letting go'........................'livin' it up'....................and 'shocking out'


Out in the open crowds of strangers sit on patches of grass, interacting - Sharing dreams, stories, weed and more. Entertained.


Inside. Music. Sounds of new samples laced with breakbeats and drum loops emanate from big 'fuck off' speakers.. And the bassline... aahhh the heavy, heavy b-line. It vibrates as it travels through every surrounding surface shaking the arena. Tremors take over your body from inside out, compelling you to dance. Momentarily you're distracted by her (big firm breasts jiggling and tight ass jutting) and him, and him busting moves like a slightly overweight member of a boy band - And to his amusement you're mirroring his actions. Fiddlesticks.


Glow sticks guiding masses through the dark of night. The thrills and freight of the bigger rides are the cause of the screams heard in the distance. Brave.


Group snap-shots taken left and right. Arms cradle shoulders. Some pout - Others smile - And at least one other that will pull a funny face.


The aroma of the fried onions that are waiting to be smothered over hotdogs and hamburgers tease the nostrils of those within a 2 mile radius. Synchronised salivation. Temporary solution... chilled alcoholic beverages.


Portable toilets and their lengthy queues. Atrocious. No shame. Crouched down, knickers around ankles. Exposed buttocks tickled by blades of grass. The sigh of satisfaction as a stream of fluid is released from the bladder. Shake and go. Liberating.


Music stops. Audible conversations. Time to leave.


Heads being thrown back over here and over there. Wide eyes making introductions to the spatters of stars in the dark sky. Spinning on the spot chasing the spiralling moonlight. Lips of strangers and friends meet briefly. Hearts palpitate.


The fat lady sings-

Literally. Songs and chants evaporate as dark becomes light.

Departing vibe; Halcyonian.


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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-16 05:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Unerstood, Sir.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-16 05:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-08 11:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah. Global 2004, but 2003 was better, it was a complete mudbath. Lovely. I didn't go this year...gutted because the Happy Mondays were playing on the Friday.

And sorry for not checking the post to see if you'd reviewed with a question. My bad. I'll make it a priority from now on. I loooooooooove you!

--

Good. As long as you understand that your place in the grand scheme of Universe is to answer my inane questions, we should have no problems.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-08 11:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah. Global 2004, but 2003 was better, it was a complete mudbath. Lovely. I didn't go this year...gutted because the Happy Mondays were playing on the Friday.

And sorry for not checking the post to see if you'd reviewed with a question. My bad. I'll make it a priority from now on. I loooooooooove you!



Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

never mind, I just saw the filename.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you never did say wherethis was

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-15 06:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Never ben a fan of all those broken beats, all nonsense if you ask me. Superb writing however, the feeling's the same whether it be the end of a night at a rock club/festival anyway. Sorry I've not been around much recently... Am catching up though

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-04 08:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

where was that?

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-25 04:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wasn't what I was expecting after the title.

I think that if it's acceptable for that woman who can't finish a marathon anymore to piss where she wants, than it's okay for everyone else.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I wouldn't leave ya...at least until you came 6 times.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*So that's why the marriage failed... and probably the reason he left me for a man.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:36:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

not one mention of acid or E's, only weed.

Bob Dylan plays techno?
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E ntertainment.

Oh, and Bob plays all sorts of a weekend... Hip-Hop, Trip-Hop, Flip-Flop
________________________________________________________________________________


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:26:40 (#)
Ranking: 2


It has suddenly become my life ambition to hear a techno remix of tamberine man.

As for you Soley, pissing in public... *shakes head*

You are a dirty, filthy girl and nobody wants to marry a dirty, filthy, little girl Soley.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

So that's why the marriage failed... and probably the reason he left me for man.

Thanks for enlightening, Berty.

Love always

Dirty "drops her drawers" McFilth.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:26:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:36:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

not one mention of acid or E's, only weed.

Bob Dylan plays techno?

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It has suddenly become my life ambition to hear a techno remix of tamberine man.

As for you Soley, pissing in public... *shakes head*

You are a dirty, filthy girl and nobody wants to marry a dirty, filthy, little girl Soley.
--------------------------------------------
*puts hand up*

U-uhh, I do..

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:36:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

not one mention of acid or E's, only weed.

Bob Dylan plays techno?

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It has suddenly become my life ambition to hear a techno remix of tamberine man.

As for you Soley, pissing in public... *shakes head*

You are a dirty, filthy girl and nobody wants to marry a dirty, filthy, little girl Soley.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not one mention of acid or E's, only weed.

Bob Dylan plays techno?

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I should go to concert with you

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-19 16:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. I'm not sure what you said...but it gave me wood, whatever it was.


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Devil Flanders:
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