Enough with the alters, assbags (839 hits)
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Submitted by Slovin (View user info) at 2005-07-19 22:23:55 EDT
I use the plural form of the word "assbag" because I assume there are several of you, though I only have definite proof of one.
I can tolerate, to a certain degree, the amount of crap that is loaded onto Übersite as of late largely by alters, but I refuse to tolerate those accounts voting in ÜberMadness, a contest into which people put a lot of time and effort - both the competitors and the committee that arranges it.
JonnyX is such an assbag.
Most of his alter's votes coincide with my own, but that is beside the point, as my objection is one of principle. I'm not sure how strictly the committee will be weeding out the voting results with such a fast-pace schedule so it's best if these things are called into the open as they arise.
"knucklesnelson", his alter-ego, has voted on the following submissions, always the same as JonnyX did and usually within a few hours:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71101 - "Eruption"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71123 - "Revelations"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71105 - "Wish List"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71116 - "The Alabaster Stones"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71130 - "Shy"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71144 - "Take My Hand"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71146 - "The Results Are In"
I really don't understand why, either. 4 of these are total landslides and 2 have significant disparities in votes.
Anyway, I've emailed this information to Q and I assume he'll either make a decision about it or tell me they've got it covered and to stop the bitching.
My objection goes beyond all that, anyway. Alters have become, to be blunt, a plague upon this forum. There's no longer any accountability, and we get things like designated "shit posters" and an entire day devoted to useless, contentless memes worthy of 4chan.org.
Just stop. Fucking stop.
It's not funny, you're not being original, and you're wasting everyone's time.
... GO UBERMADNESS WOOOO
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-21 03:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for fixing your brackets.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha sandy vagina
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but there are still 24 hours left, and you still dont 'know' whose post is whose. You can guess but that is all. I know neither RAwrg or I have given oursleves up. he wrote his little post yesterday but it still doesnt mean a thing.
just let it play out, people can wait another day,
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what have I lost?
Or did you give away my post as well?
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:11:46 EDT (#)
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I'm constructing my prediction bracket based on who I think will win.
It's not official.
The problem being that bracket.ubermadness.com is a realtime feed from the database. Not really much else I can do about it. It'll be reverted when I'm done.
rad1101: Fuck you, sore loser.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How dare you announce winners prior to Friday
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu assbag.
you and apollo should both be DQ'ed for your comments.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slovin-
I just checked your bracket.
why do you have me already in the second round, when voting is not done yet?
it makes me nervous.
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jhouneyx (how he likes it to be spelt) is a FLAMMER......
FLAME ON FLY BOY!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 cause I agree that alters suck
-2 for mention non-alters as alters
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey asshole, I've met knuckles. He's a REAL boy. Unlike you, with the sandy vagina.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jonnyX and knuckles are separate people.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This gets my vote.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't meant as a specific accusation-
Seems such a direct confliction with your whole post here.
I mean you did call them out by specific name did you not?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:27:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
More proof here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60850#1256719
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That was a long time ago. It was purely drunken, baseless ranting.
They are not the same person.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are alters voting just not jonnyx and knuckles.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:15:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:25:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot. jonnyx is a funny and insightful reviewer, and knucklesnelson is a real person who has attended ubercons. go bleat somewhere else.
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Finally something I can agree with zak on. These are two different people.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey stop whingeing and prepare for round two.
Well played. Revelations was a suck ass title. You know what the amusing thing is I wrote tow, my suicide bomber one AND a funny jesus as a mexican one.
Dammit.
Odd that?
Anyway, good luck in the tourney old sprout.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It should be said that I agree that alters suck asshole.
I just don't think knuckles is one.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
forget it slovin, i tried pleading with the morons back when mcbain and kristy swan were around. i tried pleading with the imbeciles when SPT first started: "why do we need a whole day for this, it happens every other day, too".
it does no good. just lie back, read the authors you know and enjoy what you can. the fact of the matter is, there are a scant few people on this site that have anything original, interesting and/or entertaining to say n any great measure. sure, everyone has one good post in them, but very few have much more than that. so, they turn to alters and 'shit posts'.
the sad thing is, the new people who log on here are less likely t get read and reviewed because everything thinks they are an alter. and that just sucks.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to have to side with the fact that JonnyX is not knuckles' alter.
If he were he would've voted against my post in UM, as JonnyX is my opponent.
Just an observation...
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alters really are stupid
that aside, jonnyx is funny
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
as i said before...
you are all alters of one person. i'm only one of two people on ubersite.
i'm on to you.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:58:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey dipshit, im not an alter. but thanks i never had my own tribute post
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You aren't the subject of the post, you're a case study, you arrogant twit.
The evidence available to me all points to you being his alter, or vice versa as the case would be, though it hardly matters.
Cut the annonyingly repetitive replies, your ranking only counts once and if you can't be bothered to write a well thought-out reponse then don't respond at all.
I have yet to see my principle argument refuted. It seems the lot of you enjoy drivel like SPT and the other unoriginal "OMG I'M NOT AN ALTER LOLOLOL" posts that I'm forced to wade through every time I come here.
I won't reply again. This wasn't meant as a specific accusation, it was a plea to the Uber community for improved standards, and you've told me nothing new. Go get some sleep.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can post an apology to me when your proven wrong turd burglar. I'm sure bart bart can clear it up.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're my alter. I wish I would just shut up.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also fuckwad, i registered before jonnyx. So he would be my alter. Elementry my dear dipshit!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow i just noticed those were all uber submissions you linked out. Any hoot dipshit, you can ask any of these geeks that went to uberconmichigan if I am an alter. Great detective work sherlock.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
although your not the first to make that ASSumption. I think Spagnum came up with the idea first. I just happen to like old johnny boys shit.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:58:59 EDT (#)
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hey dipshit, im not an alter. but thanks i never had my own tribute post
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, it is you.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"A lot" is two words. Thank you for playing.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I new a guy named slovin once. He was a drunk, and had a loud mouth when he drank. Needless to say he got his ass kicked ALOT.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My argument isn't strictly against him, and rereading I seem to make it seem that it is.
My anger is directed more toward the steady decline in the quality of submissions and I see the widespread use of alters as the cause of it.
It was their use in voting during UberMadness that sparked me to say something, since I'm not sure if the committee has a full list and/or is going to use it.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:40:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:34:50 (#)
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how do you know that knuckles is his alter?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71101#1463587 - and the one below it.
There have been other occasions but I can't find the posts at the moment.
He's either an alter or has a well-developed talent for following Jonny around Uber and voting/ranking identically.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how do you know that knuckles is his alter?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So I'm guessing you hate habeeb?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think you're going down the wrong route here.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like to have an alter if someone has one they don't want anymore. Thanks in advance.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:27:48 EDT (#)
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More proof here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60850#1256719
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:25:57 EDT (#)
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seriously, i was just thinking of bringing this up
especially how some people's votes dont even count, even if they are eligible.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot. jonnyx is a funny and insightful reviewer, and knucklesnelson is a real person who has attended ubercons. go bleat somewhere else.