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Dear Jebus, Fuck Everyone in the Nose, FUCK EM (1175 hits)

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Labels: emoness

Rating: 1.62 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-07-19 22:49:54 EDT


Dear God,

I can't fucking catch a break, can I? My truck is fucking cursed, huh?

You wonder why I don't go to church or pray? It's because of shit like this. I did nothing to deserve this. I help others. I laff at mexicans. What the fuck?

Make it fucking better. I'm getting sick of this fucking game you're playing with the trade in value and quarter mile times of my automobile.

- Habeeb


Fuck everyong. Fuck 'em right in the nose.

-2icane here I come



fuck this and fuck you


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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WHY WON'T HABEEB JUST DIE

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:32:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Im really sorry. Call me if you need to talk.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I avoided a beebing. You are scared, I can understand.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You rimmed Bart for your reinstatement.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your rims, do they spin?

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:54:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

If your truck is dying, I wish you and it the best of luck and I'll say a prayer for it.

Now shut the fuck up before you turn into Mystia V2.0




Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Walk it off.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-20 06:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:53:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING POTHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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its not fair.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im really sorry. Call me if you need to talk.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahah poor habeeb

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-20 01:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-20 01:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 Habeeb.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-20 00:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You should have blacked out the bottom bar of the E

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA

GOD IS PUNISHING YOU!!!!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heh

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck.

Submitted by ProphetOne (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it me, or are your rims still spinnin'?

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

noo the nittos 305's

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NOO NOT THE LOW PROFILES! ANYTHING BUT THEM!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's what you get for kicking your car to the curb

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh my fucking god that would piss me off.
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yeah no shit

so far i'm 1100 in the hole, what with the rim and the new drag radials, because, you know, its a sign

gods all like

GET DRAG RADIALS

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh my fucking god that would piss me off.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

made me smile indeed

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mwaraaaaaaaargh!!!!

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought you were going to Beeb somebody today.

<weeps>

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-19 23:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAhahahhahaa

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahaha

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha


hahah


HAH HA HA HA HA ANGER+2

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:55:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

You sick sick bastard!
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WHAT, THIS REALLY HAPPENED

I NOTICED IT LAST NIGHT

(SHAKES FISTS IN ANGER)

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You sick sick bastard!

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

indeed

raaaaaa

damn chicago

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING POTHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-19 22:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

puhahahhahahhaha


Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer