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Crystal Meth is a horrible drug (4448 hits)

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Submitted by sideshow (View user info) at 2005-07-20 02:01:02 EDT


Part 1

Crystal Meth is a horrible drug. I don't mean that the high is all that bad, but what the drug does to you in devastating. And even more devastating is the fact that you can see the negative effects it is having on you, but yet, you are unable to control it. I am talking about not sleeping, not eating, and the worst effects of meth, the chemical burns. If you have been smoking meth for a while, most likely you have noticed small scabs or burns in the inside of your mouth. There is also the appearance of white dots on the back of your tongue.

These dots, scabs, and burns are all caused by the chemicals in crystal methamphetamine. It may not seem too bad, however, when you are fucked on meth and haven't slept in days, you start to believe crazy things, like thinking that the reason there is white stuff in your mouth is because the meth is secreting itself out of your body somehow. I have actually tried to pop some of these white bumps in my mouth, thinking that I could somehow 'milk' some more of this highly addictive drug out of myself. Of course the only result was me now bleeding from my mouth, and wondering what the fuck is going on in my head.

There are also side effects from the drug. For instance, because your appetite diminishes, so does your desire for fluid, and it is very easy to become dehydrated after several days. Your urine will turn dark yellow. For guys, the first time you go to the bathroom may reveal a surprise, you dick has shrunk to less than half it's normal size. I was freaked out by this, I mean, what if it never regained its normal stature? I have heard that it is normal, and yes, the size does come back.

Many people believe (and with valid cause) that meth users can become addicted after one binge or bender on the drug. I have been on 2 separate 3 or 4 day binges on meth, within a few weeks of each other, in addition to smoking a few puddles now and again. I am proud to say that after my last meth binge, December of 2002, I have been clean from the drug and have never tried it again.

Now maybe the reason that I didn't get addicted was because we were smoking a ton of weed. Meth makes you antsy; it gives you energy and keeps you awake. We were smoking enough weed so that we could be chilled out enough to sit in my bedroom listening to music. We alternated between smoking meth, and grinding it up and snorting it. I like the pleasure of smoking, especially dope, and smoking meth brings its own excitement. After using a lot of meth, my mouth hurt from the chemical burns to the point that I only wanted to snort the drug to push it into my system. These are just some of the observations I made about the use and abuse of this drug, and I am sure that there are many more.

Check back soon for the continuation of this story, about how meth fucked up a buddy of mine so bad he was hospitalized for a month.


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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-09 22:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

a whole month?



FAG

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-26 14:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I put meth in my cereals

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-26 14:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a feeling this is going to be interesting.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-25 03:15:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-23 06:02:23 (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:51:12 (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-03 20:02:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Its the same here in Edmonton where I'm applying with the city police. Women have far lower physical standards than men and in the last ten years theirs been an influx of female officers, which I'm fine with. But I'll go out and run my obstacle course, do 14 situps, 12 dips and 13 chinups and a woman will get selected over me. A woman who passed the "female physical" with 5 chin ups, 8 dips and 1 (yes thats right ONE!) chinup.

Bullshit. I'm 6'4 and 190 pounds, and the women are 5'5 and 130. The excuse I got was I'm to young, 20.

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In Nevada, the standards are the same for menz and womenz physically.

Unfortunately it is really low.

18 pushups
15 situps
14" vertical jump
300 meter run in 70 seconds
1.5 mile run in 17:17

Thats it kids.


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Holy fuck. I should move to Nevada. But I'm Canadian. I dont like the heat.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-24 14:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never even knew, man...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-23 06:02:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:51:12 (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-03 20:02:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Its the same here in Edmonton where I'm applying with the city police. Women have far lower physical standards than men and in the last ten years theirs been an influx of female officers, which I'm fine with. But I'll go out and run my obstacle course, do 14 situps, 12 dips and 13 chinups and a woman will get selected over me. A woman who passed the "female physical" with 5 chin ups, 8 dips and 1 (yes thats right ONE!) chinup.

Bullshit. I'm 6'4 and 190 pounds, and the women are 5'5 and 130. The excuse I got was I'm to young, 20.

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In Nevada, the standards are the same for menz and womenz physically.

Unfortunately it is really low.

18 pushups
15 situps
14" vertical jump
300 meter run in 70 seconds
1.5 mile run in 17:17

Thats it kids.







Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-03 20:02:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Its the same here in Edmonton where I'm applying with the city police. Women have far lower physical standards than men and in the last ten years theirs been an influx of female officers, which I'm fine with. But I'll go out and run my obstacle course, do 14 situps, 12 dips and 13 chinups and a woman will get selected over me. A woman who passed the "female physical" with 5 chin ups, 8 dips and 1 (yes thats right ONE!) chinup.

Bullshit. I'm 6'4 and 190 pounds, and the women are 5'5 and 130. The excuse I got was I'm to young, 20.


Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to do crystal meth many years ago..It was nothing to stay up for a solid week playing ping pong, charades, rummy, dice anything to avoid going to sleep. I remember one time I had been up for about 5 days and I hadn't eaten in god I don't know how long and my friend had some shit. She took me to get food and told me that if I didn't eat it that she would not give me any lines. So What did I do...I pretended to eat and threw the food out the window..I didn't care as long as I got my shit.

I would never use that stuff again it has been 17 years since I did my last line and I have never looked back. It is amazing that I ever made it to my 21st birthday. No one in my family thought I would live to be 21.

I did it for the first time when I was 13. The boys down the street gave it to me and a couple of my girlfriends. Were hooked the first time.

Crystal is a bitch and I would stay away from her..

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Teh meth will fuck you up right quick. Boy howdy it sure will. Buddy of mine does criminal defense work and when he was first starting out, he'd take court appointments. Had lots and lots of meth addicts walking through his office doors back then.

Sometimes he'd show me the files and you could see the difference between their driver's license photo and their mug shot. Usually only a couple of years, but the physical changes in those people in such a short time . . . fucking scary.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:12:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:57:46 (#)
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Wrong site.
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Fucking die faggot

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:00:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:57:46 EDT (#)
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Wrong site.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:49:27 EDT (#)
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CAn't wait for part 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you work for the government or something? I Bart sponsering some sort of Ubersite health and safety drive?

Also Crystal Meth saved my life. See, I was working in Leamington trying to persuade this homeless guy begging outside HSBC to become a telesales executive. I'd just about given up and gave a tenner for his time (I'm a very generous man and was well known as Berty: teh light of teh world at the time) when these four townies come bounding round the corner. The lead one, some slack jawed...thing with a baseball cap perched on his head at a jaunty angle, starts saying to me "you mate fuckin' it me last night, ee' fuckin' 'it me you dick'ead". I was pretty worried because I'd left my sock puppetts in the office and couldn't distract them. Just that minute the homeless dude passes wind. Whilst the chavs are distracted I pointed at him and shouted "He's selling crystal meth." As I was running away I think one of them shouted "you got a spare fag mate?" but I didn't look back.

True story.

Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:50:17 EDT (#)
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The sky is blue.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Neva tried it, neva will

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Straight amphetamines are almost as bad.
ech.
Fuck hard drugs.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THE SHIT IS MADE FROM BRAKE CLEANER!

Stay clean.

Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2005-07-20 06:16:56 EDT (#)
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Too true.

Try some acid.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/70650

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:21:11 EDT (#)
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Thanks Rad. I appreciate it man. Feel free to come visit stevie_says and I in Edmonton sometime. I'll bust you up for a parking ticket or something...

HAHA! KIDDING!!!!

Seriously though, thanks. I hope all goes well. The reason decided to become a police officer is mentioned a lot in my only post to make it into the best ever, "The makings of a real man"

And no, I'm not purposly trying to spam my posts.....

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Donovan, congrats on teh academy admission.

Good luck with that. Really.

And I'm just giving you shit.

I did the security guard thing for a few years, and it ticked me off everytime somebody just blew me off as a know nothing pretend cop. Teh security people who understand what their jobs are and don't think they are anything more than what they are are cool. Then you got your Favres who take the shit WAAAYY toop seriously.

And again, congratulations. Don't wash out.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60860

Here's a post of mine from a while back where I show how seriously I take my job. As in, not very...

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I may suffer from tunnel vision, but Im also right.

Youre a toy cop with a penchant for detaining young boys.

...In your bedroom

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-20 05:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So every store dick is out to get you? Every guy who's worked that job is a douchebag? Every cop is a pig?

Take the fucking blinders off you dipshit.

Seriously, are you that stupid you cant differentiate one person from another based on more than there jobs? Or are you purposly trying to portray yourself as a complete fuck up?

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:46:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

For what? Being paid average wage to stop people from stealing blenders and dvds?

Oooh big man.

I'm also not the power trip cop who busted you for a gram of pot, broke up the domestic disturbance when you smacked your bitch or pulled you over for speeding.

The fact I plan on being a police officer doesnt mean I'm that guy. Just as the fact you're blathering on like a dyslexic monkey who figured out how to use a keyboard means your an idiot. So dont stereotype. After all, I'm giving you the benfit of the doubt.


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The reason I am blathering on, as you so gracefully put it, is because I am drunk. Toy cop.

"So dont stereotype." .. Youre one hypocritical toy cop.
The fact of the matter is, Ive never been done for anything, because I can talk my way around a lot of things, and Im smart enough to keep my nose out of trouble.
The reason I would break your face, is because I hate when seccers follow me around stores, waiting for me to rack something, just so they can "arrest" me. On more than one occasion, Ive complained to management about this, and these stores have lost the hundreds of dollars of business, that I could have brought to them.

Quit making excuses for yourself, you love to have power over people


Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For what? Being paid average wage to stop people from stealing blenders and dvds?

Oooh big man.

I'm also not the power trip cop who busted you for a gram of pot, broke up the domestic disturbance when you smacked your bitch or pulled you over for speeding.

The fact I plan on being a police officer doesnt mean I'm that guy. Just as the fact you're blathering on like a dyslexic monkey who figured out how to use a keyboard means your an idiot. So dont stereotype. After all, I'm giving you the benfit of the doubt.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

some things i will never try.

i luv salvia

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That old guy at Sears asked for my phone number, then I had to break his face up.. I merely enjoy the feeling of the material, not the look of it.

You're still a toy cop, and if I ever happened to come across you, Id smack you in your fat fuckin mouth.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dooza, the last thing I look at my security job as is any kind of power. Its a job that isnt pumping gas of fluffing porn stars and pays the bills. Its also decent looking on a police resume.

Dont confuse me with the old fat guy at Sears who asked you to please stop trying on the ladies things or pay for them.

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck ice.. Ive watched people smoke that shit, but thankfully had the self control to say no, Ive got an addictive personality, and have only recently conquered my weed smoking/pill problem.. Ive been clean for about two months now, and its the longest Ive ever been without drugs since 99. Im pretty proud of myself, so +2 for staying clean.


On a sidenote, Donovon, it means sweet fuck all, that youve been accepted into a class of pigs, youre still a security guard, and that means youve never arrested anyone, simply detained them.

Seccers like yourself often get smacked around, round these parts.. Face it, youre nothing but a toy cop, with a penchant for having power over other people.

Close the garage and leave the car on, toy cop.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-20 04:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:37:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

DonovanMD, you are a fucking security guard.

You detained them for stealing stuff, the police came and took care of everything else for you.

--

Actually, I just last week got word that I was accepted into the fall class with the local police department. But yes, I'm still working the security gig part time. And its more along the lines of:

a)arrest bad guy
b)write report
c)spell check report
d)print off report
e)staple report with proper cover letter
f)go for coffee

g)repeat


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.somethingcool.ca/backissues/032105/meth_addict.jpg

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That stuff is horrendous. It doesn't just burn. It also works its way out of your body through your pores. I see meth addicts with little cuts all over their faces/bodies from this. Also, w. the addiction, I've seen people just go nuts while they were binging. Making collages for 4 days straight without sleep with scissors pretty much melded onto their hands. I've never done it- it scares the hell out of me.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DonovanMD, you are a fucking security guard.

You detained them for stealing stuff, the police came and took care of everything else for you.



Submitted by ProphetOne (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Agreed.

I must say that the high is not all that great either: peering out of
your blinds every five minutes for three days straight fucking sucks!

Wouldn't wish a meth addiction on my worst enemy.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've arrested a lot of methheads at work, and its definitly among the most harmful of drugs.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Read like a first post, but that gained you a point since that means there is hope for you to improve in the future. This post sucked.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good for you! Don't ever ever ever pick that drug up again! How's your teeth? Meth will also attack the tooth enamel and erode it. Long term meth users usually have no teeth, or only a few left.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the fuckwit below me.

Submitted by Sprinkles (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn... you survived.... Get more drugs, try again!

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-20 02:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Addiction sucks.


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