Nature is fucking overrated anyway. Bastards. (1340 hits)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-20 08:26:02 EDT
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:48:53 EDT (#)
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A woman AND taking pictures while driving? You must be the WORST driver in the history of the continent. Any continent.
Also, you cunts have the speed limit at 100? Would you please have a talk with our goddamn backwards-assed hick government?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-02 06:07:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:38:35 (#)
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You're going to need more gas soon.
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*P-e-t-r-o-l*
Petrol.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-02 05:40:24 EDT (#)
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Just the night crew catching up on a few missed spots. ++++
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-22 07:28:32 EDT (#)
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I love you Circe.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-22 07:00:06 EDT (#)
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Ha ha ha, Ho ho ho, He he he... Harrr dee Hardee Hoo Hoo Hoo.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-07-21 05:33:10 EDT (#)
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Haha
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-20 23:47:47 EDT (#)
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I want to minus two this due to the distinct lack of firetrucks, but then knowing you, I think there may be an abundance of them in the future.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:48:06 EDT (#)
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Hope everything is well with you.
Don't take pictures while you're driving. I suspect you have trouble tying your shoes, for God's sake, don't take your life in your hands like that.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:38:35 EDT (#)
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You're going to need more gas soon.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:16:47 EDT (#)
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You have some very interesting trees there. But where are the piles of crocodiles that my TV assures me are stacked fucking EVERYWHERE in Australia? I didn't see any when I looked for them.
Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:27:21 EDT (#)
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Did anyone else feel like breaking into song...Livin in the Land down under... great post as usual.
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:01:53 EDT (#)
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The only thing saving my relationship is that Circe lives
way the fuck over there...
That, and you know, that she thinks I'm a jackass.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:50:40 EDT (#)
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I will never understand the Aussies.
You drive on the correct side of the road,(the left), but you use km/hr?
What goees on?
-Dave
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:15:00 EDT (#)
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This post made me convert to islam.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:53:13 EDT (#)
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Circe doesn't have an accent. She doesn't even speak english. That I know.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:49:46 EDT (#)
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I want to move to Australia, land of funky animals, funky accents, and Circe.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:46:21 EDT (#)
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Tell your Dutchman to bring some of that electromagnetic grass back to The Greatest Country Ever (tm), and I'll buy it from him.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:40:49 EDT (#)
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THE YELLOW SIGN OF LIES!!!
hAAA! HAR HAR TRUCKS!
i thought, for a split second, oh lord, that girl shouldn't be going 100mph and taking pictures and tailgating semis and shit...
then i realized not everyone on the planet lives in America.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:38:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:20:14 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Caul, if you could only see my car... it's too old and shitty for cruise control. I love her, though.
Her name is Lolita.
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Lolita! I love that name...and that song http://www.comune.modena.it/~astor000/data/Alizee%20-%20Moi...%20Lolita.mp3 ...and the interpreter! http://www.clan-veterans.net/members/mixa/Random%20Stuff/alizee_dance.gif
Thank you for reminding me of this on this beyond boring day. I love you. *masturbates*
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:20:14 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Caul, if you could only see my car... it's too old and shitty for cruise control. I love her, though.
Her name is Lolita.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:20:11 EDT (#)
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great post again circe.
I've been trying to restrain myself all day from taking pictures of my stitches and scars and posting them. You have reminded me that picture posts are supposed to be funny and interesting.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:16:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:44:14 (#)
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I am simply amazed that your speed seems to be on exactly 100. How did you take that while driving and not slow down or swerve? I can't even look out the window without swerving yet....
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Cruise control!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:12:16 EDT (#)
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Thanks, Teeph. They're okay... baffling doctors and depressing nurses and being their usual charming little selves. I mean, it could be better, but I'm not going to carry on about it all the time on here... it does nothing to keep money in circulation and the terrorists will win.
Thanks so much for asking, though... you're a hell of a guy.
Submitted by FWFIV (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:10:16 EDT (#)
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Circe WTF I just went to the page with all your posts and they are gone!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:09:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:00:49 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:55:15 (#)
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In Britian we use miles. We also invented Greenwich Mean Time so all your units of measurement are belong to us.
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Now i'm in trouble for audibly laughing out loud.
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as opposed to audibly laughing in your head?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:08:49 EDT (#)
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Yes this is funny and all. But you mention that you're driving to the hospital. After that post you wrote last week (?) I have to ask. How are your babies doing?
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:00:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:55:15 (#)
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In Britian we use miles. We also invented Greenwich Mean Time so all your units of measurement are belong to us.
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Now i'm in trouble for audibly laughing out loud.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:55:17 EDT (#)
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I love the big dragon in the distance on the first picture
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:51:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:44:34 (#)
No us AMERICANS just don't stupid humour.
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By God, you're as drunk as I am.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:46:56 EDT (#)
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Apollo, darlin', he's American. He knows you're British. He was being all self deprecating and nifty and stuff.
Yes, I know this is cack, but my brain was fried by what I'd read on the front page.
Blame Jack Macallum for making me retarded by osmosis.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:44:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:10:37 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:57:18 (#)
woooosh!
that was the sound of me playing along with your joke.
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Man, I guess it's true Americans just don't get British humour. """
No us AMERICANS just don't stupid humour.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:41:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:33:33 (#)
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Circe dear, have you been drinking again?
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*beaming smile*
More or less consistently!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:40:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:35:27 (#)
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I really like Benny Hill. Does that mean I 'get' British humor?
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In the UK every school has a large picture of Benny Hill in the assembly hall. Underneath are the words 'Never Forgive, Never Forget'.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:24:57 (#)
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Apollo, sweety, the front one is called a windscreen. Or windshield depending where you're from.
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A windscreen? ...the fuck. If it's made of screen, it's not SHIELDing much wind, IS IT?!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:35:27 EDT (#)
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I really like Benny Hill. Does that mean I 'get' British humor?
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:33:33 EDT (#)
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Circe dear, have you been drinking again?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:31:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:26:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:10:37 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:57:18 (#)
woooosh!
that was the sound of me playing along with your joke.
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Man, I guess it's true Americans just don't get British humour.
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HAHA! I Wonder what Apollo is going to have to say about that.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:24:57 EDT (#)
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Apollo, sweety, the front one is called a windscreen. Or windshield depending where you're from.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:10:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:57:18 (#)
woooosh!
that was the sound of me playing along with your joke.
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Man, I guess it's true Americans just don't get British humour.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:08:04 EDT (#)
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What a wonderful country.
Submitted by FWFIV (user info) at 2005-07-20 09:02:04 EDT (#)
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Hilarious as always, I predict you will see this idea copied by others, although none will be as funny as yours
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:57:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:54:48 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:47:09 (#)
everyone spells it kilometre except you cunts you ignorant piece of shit
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Whooooooooosh! Hear that sound? That's the sound of a joke going over your head"""
woooosh!
that was the sound of me playing along with your joke.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:56:11 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure woman should attempt to take pictures while driving. We already tried the cell phone trick, with less than desirable results. Lets stick to keeping both hands on teh steering wheel or one on the wheel and one........nevermind
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:55:15 EDT (#)
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In Britian we use miles. We also invented Greenwich Mean Time so all your units of measurement are belong to us.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:54:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:47:09 (#)
everyone spells it kilometre except you cunts you ignorant piece of shit
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Whooooooooosh! Hear that sound? That's the sound of a joke going over your head.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:49:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:44:14 (#)
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I am simply amazed that your speed seems to be on exactly 100. How did you take that while driving and not slow down or swerve? I can't even look out the window without swerving yet.... """
THE FRONT ONE??
HOW DO YOU SEE WHERE YOU ARE GOING THEN YOU DUMB BITCH?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:47:09 EDT (#)
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everyone spells it kilometre except you cunts you ignorant piece of shit.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:44:14 EDT (#)
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I am simply amazed that your speed seems to be on exactly 100. How did you take that while driving and not slow down or swerve? I can't even look out the window without swerving yet....
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:43:41 EDT (#)
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5.8 billion years ago a mile was the same length as a kilometer is today.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:41:34 EDT (#)
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people, people, people: In certain parts of the world (i.e., pretty much every place outside the USA) they use these cute little units of length called 'kilometers' that were invented by the French and therefore suck. A kilometer is just long enough to be a pain in the ass to walk, but not long enough to actually get you anyplace interesting. In some places, they even still spell the word kilometer as if it were french: kilometre. This never fails to make me laugh, but then again, I'm easily amused.
100 km/h = 62 mph.
The basic reason the kilometer is smaller than the mile is because everything in Europe is so close together. Ditto for centimeters vs. inches.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:41:31 EDT (#)
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I am in a cunt of a mood today.
+2 because you are one of 3 people worth reading on this shit hole excuse of a website.
this was cack though.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:41:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:34:18 (#)
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liar.
100 mph at 2200 rpm?
do you drive a 7 speed M5?
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Judging by the instrument cluster I'd guess a VS Commodore (executive model)?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:36:23 EDT (#)
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never mind.
i'm retarded. kph.
61 mph.
repeat: i'm retarded
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:34:18 EDT (#)
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liar.
100 mph at 2200 rpm?
do you drive a 7 speed M5?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:34:17 EDT (#)
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HOw did you get from WA to Utah in the span of a morning?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:31:17 EDT (#)
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How fast is 100Km/hr in MPH?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:30:46 EDT (#)
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I never knew you where only 26, I've learned something new today. That's what Nature post wednesday is all about.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:29:40 EDT (#)
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I thought the nature in Austrailia would be much prettier.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:29:22 EDT (#)
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Radiate,
radiate,
radiate.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:29:16 EDT (#)
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OMG YOUR SPEED LIMIT IS 100 OMG DO YOU HAVE TEH AUTOBAHN?
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:28:57 EDT (#)
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ahahahahaha
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:28:27 EDT (#)
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That "End Roadwork" sign was probably left over from a protest march. Damn hippies never clean up after themselves. Whiners. Ban the Bomb, Stop Killing Babies, End Roadwork. When does it stop?