I dreamt (514 hits)
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Rating: 1.67 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2005-07-20 10:42:56 EDT
I dreamt of paws and mushrooms. Blue lanterns in a velvet night. Liquid air but I still sweat. Walking alone with no destination, but still some purpose. A sense of anxiety during a calm. An aching back and a heart of sorrow.
I had another strange one. My dreams become more surreal every year.
Musky dawn and a small dog sitting, motionless in a ditch, staring at me. I felt he wanted to communicate, perhaps about his ditch. Perhaps about being a small dog. Perhaps about me. Even in the dream, dogs couldn't talk.
A giant spider on a dark street with neon green lights, chasing people who ran, screaming. I froze, and the spider passed me by.
That was a relief.
Then the goddamned phone range and lurched me into waking reality. Interpret that, bitches!
I need some coffee.
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it didn't tell you then you should back off, cause it will take doers to get those stuffs done in enough time. Otherwise the council will start to bring them all back to here...not there. You know what I am sayin man?
Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
are you dropping acid, and think you are asleep? Hmmm?
either way, doesn't matter, dreams are a way of your mind to wander and get rid of the filth from the day (I read that in a book somewhere, and by book I mean I made it up, sounds convincing doesn't it?!)
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the dane cook standup bit on dreams
dream interpretations:
crab = gay
lightning around the crab = super gay
crab wearing loafers = incredibly super gay


