Obese people shouldn't have civil rights (4469 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2005-07-20 12:24:07 EDT
First, let me get something out of the way. Here, I'm not referring to mildly fat people. We all have different metabolism. I'm talking about morbidly obese disgusting people. Like my front door neighbour. His calves are bigger than my waist and his back fat rolls would make Jabba The Hut feel like Naomi Campbell.
With this out of way, I can now explain why my proposed solution is not only good, but totally justifiable.
We should remove obese people's human rights for one basic principle: they do it to themselves. Everything gravitates around this.
Someone who has a car accident and looses the use of his leg isn't responsible for his demise. He might have cause the accident, but he certainly didn't want it.
Someone like Electro isn't of much use for society and could very well be use for a higher ordeal. Such as lying on the ground until his body enriches the soil. But, he was born this way so the offence to humanity that is his existence can be forgiven.
However, someone who carries outrageous amounts of adipose matter wasn't struck by bad luck. Not only that, you also don't gain weight 200 extra pounds overnight! You have plenty of time to react to, at the very least, control your current weight!
But obese people don't want to. They spit on life. They want to be handicapped. With each unnecessary meal they know they are slightly becoming more and more a burden to society. It's a conscious choice. With choices, come consequences. The police is there to make sure I understand the consequences of committing a crime. Nobody is there to punish obese people for their crimes against other normal humans. And yes, making people want to vomit when they look at you, reeking of sweat and taking up twice the space you should IS a crime. Simply because it incommodes others. It infringes on our rights.
Of course, people are too soft to punish these dispensable creatures and even worse, we're forcing our society to adapt to them. We're encouraging ourselves to become a sub race. A race that consciously turns itself into shameless gluttonous pigs.
We have to stop this epidemic. Let's give these weak individuals the motivation to change by creating concrete consequences to their self-destructive behaviour.
We have to remove their civil rights. Maybe when they realize what they are, they will start acting like humans.
What do you think?
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 11:41:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:10:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:58:19 (#)
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ANOTHER brilliant thought just hit me.
You know those Africans who are always starving? And you know all the morbidly obese people we have here? The ones who are a bit of a drain on society, and an eyesore to boot? You know where this is going, right? Cannibalism isn't nearly as taboo in Africa.
Well done.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:58:19 EST (#)
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ANOTHER brilliant thought just hit me.
You know those Africans who are always starving? And you know all the morbidly obese people we have here? The ones who are a bit of a drain on society, and an eyesore to boot? You know where this is going, right? Cannibalism isn't nearly as taboo in Africa.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:44:07 EST (#)
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I agree and disagree. I agree because something really needs to be done about obesity. I am a slender guy and I try to stay that way. Of course I like to eat fatty food but fuck, at some point you gotta say "enough is enough".
I disagree because when all the fat people are gone, I won't have anyone to make fun of.
Fatties.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:58:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:32:37 (#)
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fuck you. I have a big gut because I am a guy and I like food like Cheese Fries.
It seems you must be gay and perfer shitty food like a wimpass salad and that bottle of water from mcdonalds.
Not only this, but I will be getting your money...... :)
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you work at McDonald's? and you're PROUD?
you're lucky we don't put a jester's hat on you and throw you into some Amish commune to serve the role of village idiot. then again, you'd probably like it, you drooling ham-faced mental midget. GO USA!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:42:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:32:37 (#)
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fuck you. I have a big gut because I am a guy and I like food like Cheese Fries.
It seems you must be gay and perfer shitty food like a wimpass salad and that bottle of water from mcdonalds.
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That comment really makes you look like a retard.
Oh wait, you are!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:32:37 EDT (#)
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fuck you. I have a big gut because I am a guy and I like food like Cheese Fries.
It seems you must be gay and perfer shitty food like a wimpass salad and that bottle of water from mcdonalds.
Not only this, but I will be getting your money...... :)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:10:57 EDT (#)
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"This is BOSH!!!"
Thats what that fat lard of fat is thinking right now.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:53:58 EDT (#)
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his back fat rolls would make Jabba The Hut feel like Naomi Campbell.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:15:38 EDT (#)
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+2 for Caul exiting the clothes storage chamber.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-25 20:27:43 EDT (#)
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Circe... are you my long lost twin sister?
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:52:08 (#)
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I have a big bum.
It's okay, I don't want civil rights anyway. I'm happy being all uncivil and wrong.
With a big bum.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:53:34 (#)
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And freakishly large boobs.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:54:57 (#)
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And my hips are definitely what some call "childbearing" and what I call "the reason I'm never going to succeed as a porn star unless they can figure out a painless way to take off the extra bits with a chainsaw."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-25 17:34:51 EDT (#)
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pwnage
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-07-25 17:29:38 EDT (#)
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I agree with most of your points.
I didn't read more than 3 of the comments, therefore my comment will be short.
icarus, you're obviously a person that could benefit from shock treatments.
I <3 Caul.
That is all. Now, I will go back into hiding.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-07-25 17:19:44 EDT (#)
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Canadians shouldn't have civil rights.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:37:52 EDT (#)
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I would like to ammend this bill to include pregnant women as a subdesignation of fat people, and further extend this definition to include their offspring, up to the age of, say, 20. And their husbands/spouses/parents for supporting them, and generally anyone who helps to increase the amount of traffic on 35 heading into and out of the Twin Cities.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-25 02:01:01 EDT (#)
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The pictures alone are worth the plus 2
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-07-24 14:13:24 EDT (#)
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But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
Submitted by Alaskanite (user info) at 2005-07-24 06:55:08 EDT (#)
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They should be used as chum in Discovery Channel's SHARK WEEK!
Fatties suck +2
Rumor is, you are a froggy froggy french fuck -1
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-23 19:48:07 EDT (#)
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Your mama is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Submitted by Gdoub (user info) at 2005-07-23 14:25:43 EDT (#)
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Fat, people, retarted people and anyone who does not write blogs should all lose rights
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-23 13:12:26 EDT (#)
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i hate fat people.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-07-23 12:51:19 EDT (#)
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french people should not have civil rights. well not all french, just french canadians, you franco-fuck
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-07-23 09:59:43 EDT (#)
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Though I did have to help move an 800 pound woman in a Richmond ER once. That was some nasty shit.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-23 09:58:44 EDT (#)
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i think the main point is to remove everyone's rights but rad. he's the only one who should have them...
(_o_)
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-07-23 09:57:43 EDT (#)
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I'm fat, but I'm afraid I'm an exception to the logic expressed here.
I've always been healthy, except for a one time thing with my blood pressue, thus I'm not a drain on any medical system.
I've never had a problem doing anything that most other obese people have problems doing. (Like walking 20 feet without being out of breath)
I eat a normal amount of food for one person.
I get plenty of exercise.
I have not, nor will I ever, regard myself as handicapped for being fat.
I actually like my life and don't wish I were dead.
I'm just fat. Thats my only problem. If thats a problem to you, then its yours to bear.
I don't think morbidly scrawny people should have rights either. They're scary looking and their visible bones are offensive to me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-23 06:14:44 EDT (#)
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I am all for this, as long as we can remove the civil rights of drug addicts, smokers, people who don't excercise, people who smack their kids, etc.
Submitted by Andrewd (user info) at 2005-07-23 05:22:23 EDT (#)
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good read, im all for hating the obese
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-07-23 02:25:37 EDT (#)
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And another for not mentioning myname.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-07-23 02:25:21 EDT (#)
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Have another you fucking frog.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-07-23 02:25:03 EDT (#)
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So, drug addicts should not have any rights, because they do it to them selves. Alcoholics, wine snobs, no rights either. What about women who have 4 kids with different daddys? Take away their rights? Lets take away the rights of old people. Poor people. Lets make it so only the thin & canadians can have rights.
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2005-07-23 00:09:45 EDT (#)
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What do I think? You know better than to ask me that; I might go into a rant.
But I'll spare you.
First off, I think that "Someone like Electro isn't of much use for society and could very well be use for a higher ordeal. Such as lying on the ground until his body enriches the soil. But, he was born this way so the offence to humanity that is his existence can be forgiven." is one of the funniest dissess(dis-es plural?) ever.
I also think that natural selection no longer works the way it used to for humans, because those who are strong lift up the weak. Not even in the noble sence either.
Unfortunatly, you can't take away their civil rights. You can however, force them to accomodate others on account of their unusual disposition. If a fat person takes up too much space on a filled up airplane and their isn't enough room for people who paid for seats, then make the fat fuck get off. He should have known that he needed two seats and paid for them.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:43:45 EDT (#)
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Holy crap, I'm in agreement with Caul. These are dark days indeed. As soon as someone reaches the 300-pound mark and it's not because of muscle gain, they forfeit all rights as a human being and must surrender their body to the government for fuel energy.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:15:35 EDT (#)
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Best diet for fatties:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71469
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:40:15 EDT (#)
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Sing on, brudder!
You pheremone heavy love machine.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:36:14 EDT (#)
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obese people remind me of weeble wobbles.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:05:07 EDT (#)
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So what if I need two airplane seats???
It's just so my tits can ride shotgun :-P
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:52:08 EDT (#)
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Oh I am. I feel bad for obese people. I am into fitness, and am getting back on my 3-4 times a week regimen, I (thankfully) have no cancer history in my genes, but the chances of being overweight and obese run wild. And the cause of death for most of my lineage.....heart disease, caused by clogged arteries, caused by fast food and horrendous portions.
I will be Queen of the Svelte naked colony. We will set fine examples for the obese. And with the help of gastric bipass and cancer free mystic tans, they will join us.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:30:56 EDT (#)
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I never thought it would happen...
I really didn't...
I thought I could hold out...
But I simply have to cave and give the frog two points. Well done, Caul.
Submitted by Bornloser (user info) at 2005-07-21 22:51:22 EDT (#)
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I do feel a little like vomiting.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-21 19:07:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:44:35 (#)
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Yes, I smoke. But I'm a pretty light smoker. I usually smoke 3-4 cigarettes a day. Sometimes none. When I'm in a bar I can smoke a whole pack though.
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<typical snooty uberjagoff>You smoke? That is disgusting. You will die. And I bet you stink. Disgusting smoker.</typical snooty uberjagoff>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:44:35 EDT (#)
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Yes, I smoke. But I'm a pretty light smoker. I usually smoke 3-4 cigarettes a day. Sometimes none. When I'm in a bar I can smoke a whole pack though.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:25:06 EDT (#)
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I like that interview in "Super Size Me" where he's interviewing some professor of something or another and the guy gives an analogy: at a dinner table a guy lights a cigarette. Another guy goes off on him for smoking, saying how bad it is and how it's going to kill him, etc. Meanwhile, there's an extremely obese woman sitting at the table, ordering dessert. Nobody says, "honey, lay off the fucking pudding," but it's acceptable to criticize someone for smoking. Choose your murder, that's how I look at it. BTW, Caul, don't you smoke? Somehow social milieu has iterated etiquette. Shame on us.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:45:32 EDT (#)
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+2 for your comment on http://www.ubersite.com/m/71366
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-21 13:10:17 EDT (#)
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SLEEP WITH THE FISHIES, TABARNAK!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-21 12:52:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-21 12:48:59 (#)
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I fail to see how being disgustingly fat could ever be considered a CRIME
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This post is obviously an aberration of my actual opinion. The fact that people responded so well shows that the Uber populace has either a good sense of humor and/or is a little extreme.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-21 12:48:59 EDT (#)
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I fail to see how being disgustingly fat could ever be considered a CRIME. I'm sorry, but being unattractive isn't a crime. Making you wish you'd never seen them isn't a crime.
However I have to agree that they shouldn't be catered to. I don't feel bad for them for having to pay for two seats on an airplane. I don't feel bad that they can't sit comfortably in a movie theater. I also don't feel bad that they can't find clothes that fit them or that they can't properly drive a car. I *gag* agree *choke* with that part of what you said. Granted, I must now shoot myself, but there. I said it. They do it to themselves, and have no one to blame for being 500 pounds but themselves, and I have no pity for them.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-21 12:26:49 EDT (#)
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Very well written, except for all the spelling and grammar mistakes you stupid Pepper!
Just kidding, you'r not a pepper.
you're a fag!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-21 12:24:15 EDT (#)
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Agreed. Now Sideburns and I are going to have a picnic consisting of nothing but powdered donut pancake surprise.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-07-21 12:06:10 EDT (#)
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SPT!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-21 10:08:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-07-21 09:40:47 (#)
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I am not obese.
hahahahahhahahahahahaha
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-07-21 09:40:47 EDT (#)
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I am not obese.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-21 05:36:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:10:15 (#)
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Most of those people probably wish they were dead anyway.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-21 04:52:35 EDT (#)
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Totally agree Caul
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-21 02:37:56 EDT (#)
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Mandatory Fat Camps for the tubbies I say.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-07-21 02:00:22 EDT (#)
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True that. I support this whole heartedly.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-20 22:46:03 EDT (#)
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I think I can agree to this for the most part.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-07-20 21:50:58 EDT (#)
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1. I think Caul's a good guy. I don't care what nationality he is.
2. Obese people drain upon society. Think of how much money is spent on their medical bills.
3. I still don't like Xcuses. http://www.ubersite.com/m/67329
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-20 20:52:20 EDT (#)
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I'm fat and I love gay French men
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-20 20:50:29 EDT (#)
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Tadpole molester
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-20 20:47:50 EDT (#)
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Fuck the fatties.
Submitted by themuscleman (user info) at 2005-07-20 20:33:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/67746
Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2005-07-20 19:15:05 EDT (#)
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Good point, they do infringe on our rights.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:28:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:50:38 (#)
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RICOCKULOUS. You should run for presidency. Get rid of all non-svelte people and start your own colony. Nude colony of only svelte people.
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Isn't Svelte near Norway? They are big on naked is what I hear.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:10:15 EDT (#)
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Most of those people probably wish they were dead anyway.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:07:09 EDT (#)
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If we got rid of Wal-Mart they wouldn't have a life source.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:57:01 EDT (#)
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Aren't you svelte too? http://www.ubersite.com/m/69716
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:50:38 EDT (#)
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RICOCKULOUS. You should run for presidency. Get rid of all non-svelte people and start your own colony. Nude colony of only svelte people.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:28:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:24:18 EDT (#)
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Well frenchie looks like you finally had a good idea (who did you steal it from?).
But why limit it to just fat fuckers? Why not sanction anyone who chooses to become a burden on society.
1. Get rid of the fucking juknies, disgusting pieces of filth, shouldn't be that hard to poison their drug supply.
2. These black bitches that keep poppin out the pickaninnies just so they can keep collecting welfare, EIC, child support, etc. #1 will probably take out a lot of these too, but just to make sure we can put contact posion in their hair products.
3. The Jews, those kike bast... (oh wait, that comes later) nevermind.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:22:01 EDT (#)
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I like how he needs a dog collar for his watch.
How pathetic.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:21:15 EDT (#)
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Viva la resistance
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:11:30 EDT (#)
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amen
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:10:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:00:45 (#)
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Is this moron a fucking comedian or what? So far he has come up with Caulthedick and Spagcum.
Give me the number of the homeless retard who writes your material for you. I want to punch him in the scrotum.
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I believe that it is actually a dislexic(sp) chimp throwing shit at a piece of paper...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:59:34 EDT (#)
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After living overseas the only difference I see in the diet in the US is portions. """
You are right. People in France eat fat food like foie gras or tons of cheese, lots of sugar such as patisseries and they drink a lot of wine yet, they are mostly svelte. This baffled dietetists until they surveyed american and french restaurants and realized it was simply the portions.
Eat whatever you want but like everything, don't exagarate.
And exercise!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:48:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:32:45 (#)
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I'll challenge anyone to a fitness contest! Except we can't go running. Both my knees have been operated on and I can't run. Bicycling on the other hand......
America needs to rethink the way it eats. I recommend reading "Fat Land: How America became the fattest nation on earth" (or something like that) and "Fast Food Nation." It is very hard to eat properly when you're on the go, short on time, and it's too easy to pop in to McDonalds.
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I know what you mean about gaining weight easy. I took 3 weeks off of working out and gained 8 pounds (I was also eating 4 meals a day, and dinner normally consisted of a steakhouse). But it isn't hard to eat properly when on the go, there are countless "healthy" fast food places, and even regular fast food places have healthy, or atleast not terrible for you meals.
After living overseas the only difference I see in the diet in the US is portions.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:43:14 EDT (#)
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Listen here you frenchie, i have such a large cranium that hte entire world could fit inside it you cunt.
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
Cunt is my favorite word.
Cunt.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:42:16 EDT (#)
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"Someone like Electro isn't of much use for society and could very well be use for a higher ordeal. Such as lying on the ground until his body enriches the soil. "
muahahah
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:32:13 EDT (#)
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i think youre right
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:25:56 EDT (#)
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Oops.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:23:49 EDT (#)
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I think you got the wrong person Jacques.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:21:47 EDT (#)
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I take it back, since you called me a "smug fucker."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71180#1466978
I'm smug for reminding people to vote?
I checked. Aside from HadToBeDone, a lot of the people who ragged on me in the Uberloard post HAVE NOT voted on all posts, especially the forfeits.
That's just rude, considering the fact that they 'care' so much.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:16:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:06:30 (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:57:17 (#)
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If it didn't tell you then you should back off, cause it will take doers to get those stuffs done in enough time. Otherwise the council will start to bring them all back to here...not there. You know what I am sayin man?
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Is this a movie quote? Or are you one vague vulva?
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I think it's from Watership Down.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:06:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:57:17 (#)
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If it didn't tell you then you should back off, cause it will take doers to get those stuffs done in enough time. Otherwise the council will start to bring them all back to here...not there. You know what I am sayin man?
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Is this a movie quote? Or are you one vague vulva?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:00:45 EDT (#)
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Is this moron a fucking comedian or what? So far he has come up with Caulthedick and Spagcum.
Give me the number of the homeless retard who writes your material for you. I want to punch him in the scrotum.
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I believe that it is actually a dislexic(sp) chimp throwing shit at a piece of paper...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:57:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:32:56 (#)
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You've been hanging around here too long.
You sound like....
AN AMERICAN!
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Fuck that, if anyone should care it is Canadians, our free fucking health care system means that my hard earned tax dollars are going to keeping that fat fuck alive in the hospital.
FUCK
Thanks so much Caul, that was awesome. I feel the exact same (I think you have rated this post, but it is still a funny read methinks, sorry for the linkwhore)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61420
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:57:17 EDT (#)
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If it didn't tell you then you should back off, cause it will take doers to get those stuffs done in enough time. Otherwise the council will start to bring them all back to here...not there. You know what I am sayin man?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-19 19:02:41 (#)
You were so proud of your "twenty seven page" story in the last UM that I wouldn't be surprised if you have a copy underneath your pillow so you have some masturbation material every night. I am not trying to insult you, I really feel that way.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71180#1463319
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a big bum.
It's okay, I don't want civil rights anyway. I'm happy being all uncivil and wrong.
With a big bum.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71254#1466316
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:53:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
And freakishly large boobs.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71254#1466322
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
And my hips are definitely what some call "childbearing" and what I call "the reason I'm never going to succeed as a porn star unless they can figure out a painless way to take off the extra bits with a chainsaw."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71254#1466330
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I think I just found something to replace those battered twenty-seven pages.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul, that trail you jog on looks nice. I'd like to go cycling there. """
It is. I usually run while my brother cycles beside me. I work hard pretty hard to stay fit. I gain weight very fast. I gained 35 pounds in less than 6 months when I reached 21. It didn't show much 'cause I'm tall but I'll never feel this way again. I lift weights 4-5 times a week, I try to walk as much as possible and I do cardio when I'm not too lazy. It's hard work but I bet feeling depressed because you're obese is harder. I don't doubt fat women are bitchy with you. This fat guy insulted me because I was walking my backyard shirtless.
Sphagnum - Quit talking to Xcuses. Since he attended Ubercon (one month after signing up, wow) he seems to think he's "part of the gang" (as if there was any). Just assume (and be right) that he's a lonely reject without social interactions which explains his inane comments.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:01:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad you guys enjoy my comedy. I really enjoy how you think you're shit is funny, when it is some of the worst shit I have evar read. Well, keep up the good work
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Please provide evidence of me claiming that my "shit" is "funny".
Didn't think you'd be able to.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and one other thing. I get fustrated when fat women (really fat, not just chunky) are bitches to me because I'm thin. They do this, I'm not kidding.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-20 11:32:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, if you ever want to be truly horrified, come visit me in the Midwest. In fact, my city usually is on the list of U.S.'s fattest cities report.
We're so proud!
Better yet, just come to work at the hospital with me.
I need to be nicer. ignore this
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I left this on another post. I'm not bragging by any means but I've worked damn hard to remain thin. My genes work against me. My mother is short, squat, and dumpy and I take after her more than my father who is lanky. At least he was until he hit 63. Now he's got a paunch. I tell him to be proud of it. He's worked hard all his life and if he wants to indulge, I say let him. It isn't like he's modeling for Calvin Klein.
Anyway, in order to not look my mother, I have to work at it. If I didn't, I could easily see being the kind of person Caul is talking about.
I'll challenge anyone to a fitness contest! Except we can't go running. Both my knees have been operated on and I can't run. Bicycling on the other hand......
America needs to rethink the way it eats. I recommend reading "Fat Land: How America became the fattest nation on earth" (or something like that) and "Fast Food Nation." It is very hard to eat properly when you're on the go, short on time, and it's too easy to pop in to McDonalds.
No excuse for the morbidly obese because ultimately, it is personal choices that make them that way.
Caul, that trail you jog on looks nice. I'd like to go cycling there.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad you guys enjoy my comedy. I really enjoy how you think you're shit is funny, when it is some of the worst shit I have evar read. Well, keep up the good work
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that is mean.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote we just stop drawing attention to these people. No more weight loss seminars and fad diets. Let them eat as much as they want until they simply begin to die off. Problem solved.
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Unfortunatly, that's not true. They're like smokers. They get sick and wind up draining the economy of billions of dollars in insurance claims and health related issues annually.
Fucking fat disgusting slobs.
I have an issue with this because I'm thin. Not frail, but thin. I've always been thin. When I was a kid all the fat kids beat teh shit out of me. Now they're all lumbering for breath while I'm still svelt and healthy and will FAR outlive them provided a drunk driver or a serial killer or the Chinese don't get me first.
It's not just a matter of civil rights. It's a matter of criminal charges against the PIGS!!!! PROSECUTE THE OINKERS!!!!
So you see Caul, not all Americans are fat, Quarter Pounder Eating bags of flesh. Though I have to agree most of us are dipshits in other ways.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE ZYKLON B SOUP'S ON BITCH!!!!!!!!
'I deserve it'
Hilarious. And I agree, it's bad business to keep these broken genes in the pool.
All they do in life is act as a money transfer station--insurance company to patient to drug manufacturer. A link in the chain. Snap.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:44:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Other people that shouldn't have rights.....Caulthedick
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Is this moron a fucking comedian or what? So far he has come up with Caulthedick and Spagcum.
Give me the number of the homeless retard who writes your material for you. I want to punch him in the scrotum.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"poo milk".
hahaha
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Other people that shouldn't have rights.....Caulthedick
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome post.
I work with a morbidly obese woman. She gives off a stink that I can only describe as "poo milk". She knows she's obese and she still eats mcdonalds every day. She even goes so far as to defend mcdonalds when she reads a story about somebody suing mcdonalds for making them fat.
I vote we just stop drawing attention to these people. No more weight loss seminars and fad diets. Let them eat as much as they want until they simply begin to die off. Problem solved.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a big bum.
It's okay, I don't want civil rights anyway. I'm happy being all uncivil and wrong.
With a big bum.
I laughed at that comment.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here Circe, this is for you...http://www.ubersite.com/m/71261
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:21:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
circe7797: i did talk!
circe7797: just then!
circe7797: Alain?
circe7797: Helloooo
circe7797: hello???
circe7797: hiya!!!
circe7797: HEY FROGBOY!!
circe7797: ANSWER ME YOU FRENCH SPEAKING FAGGOT
circe7797: HELLO HELLO
circe7797: i'll kill you and fuck your mother
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jhahahahah, seems it's broken yes
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe it's ok for you to be a little large in the barge, sweetie. Your writing ability excuses you everything. EVERYTHING.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
circe7797: i did talk!
circe7797: just then!
circe7797: Alain?
circe7797: Helloooo
circe7797: hello???
circe7797: hiya!!!
circe7797: HEY FROGBOY!!
circe7797: ANSWER ME YOU FRENCH SPEAKING FAGGOT
circe7797: HELLO HELLO
circe7797: i'll kill you and fuck your mother
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Um, I think your AIM is broken, Caul... and I have some motherfucking to do, so I need to get some sleep now.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Obesity is just complete mental weakness, or total lack of self respect. It pisses me off that McDonald's and the sugar industry prey upon these people with McGriddle advertisements, but seriously: just get off the sofa, fatass. Even if these people didn't have access to fattening foods, they would still be stupid, just not obese. We should be much less accomodating to fat bastards. Disability due to being a lazy cheeseburger-liker? Bullshit.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I need to show a picture of it, hold on...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno, dude.. it looks kind of unhygienic.... could we wash it first? Sterilize it? Something? Because there's still sawdust on it...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Posts like these are the reason I come to Uber.
This kind of reminds me of Methods "Retards Should be Aborted" post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41553
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was thinking of using the chainsaw on Spagcum, but I'd be more than happy to perform surgey on you.
*fires up the saw*
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to know why you have a chainsaw in your office, Xcuses. I do, however, want to know if you'd consider performing surgery for, say, $20?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can, however, sit in a airplane seat comfortably.
Well, not comfortably, because as well as having a big bum I'm middle class and therefore fly economy and those seats don't go far enough back BUT the wanker in front of me manages to make it so I have to tilt my little screen to see whatever shitty movie is on because he's laying back like the king of the universe and I always tilt the screen too far and break it and then feel miserable and bad for the whole flight which is very very uncomfortable but that has nothing to do with my bum.
And I always get stuck next the window, hemmed in by some old Asian guy who's terrified of flying and keeps leaning over me and stinking up my air with old-man smell and slamming my little window cover closed because the sky is too big and scary.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
And my hips are definitely what some call "childbearing" and what I call "the reason I'm never going to succeed as a porn star unless they can figure out a painless way to take off the extra bits with a chainsaw."
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I just happen to have a chainsaw in my office...true story
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Do something constructive with it and use it on yourself.
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good ol' Zyklon-B. If it was good enough for the Jews, it's good enough for the morbidly-obese.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
And my hips are definitely what some call "childbearing" and what I call "the reason I'm never going to succeed as a porn star unless they can figure out a painless way to take off the extra bits with a chainsaw."
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I just happen to have a chainsaw in my office...true story
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think they should have to buy an extra ticket on airlines, i think they shouldn't be allowed on.
Come on, even if they can squeeze into two seat do you want their fat rubbing on you when they wobble down theasile to the bathroom, and you know they are just going to make a mess in there since it is not an elephant sized crapper.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-20 13:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So because I didn't +2 this I'm fat? Yea Rad, you sure pegged me.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68232
I don't think this post is worthy of a +2 and you can fuck off, Rad. You little wannabe German. Mister I'm hard as fuck, just look at my goatee. Mister I live in Vancouver and go on whale watching trips off the coast of Whistler in the spring time where I take pictures and run around like a little sissy.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And my hips are definitely what some call "childbearing" and what I call "the reason I'm never going to succeed as a porn star unless they can figure out a painless way to take off the extra bits with a chainsaw."
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh god i fucking love this website...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And freakishly large boobs.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOM SORRELL = FAT ASS OBESE CHIP EATING EX-SQUID
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a big bum.
It's okay, I don't want civil rights anyway. I'm happy being all uncivil and wrong.
With a big bum.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you underestimate what an investment it must be to be properly fat. Imagine the money that you would have to spend on food to be truly- two seats on the plane- huge.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"His calves are bigger than my waist and his back fat rolls would make Jabba The Hut feel like Naomi Campbell."
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I normally don't comment on a "Fat" post, because I was, but this came too close to my personal philosophy.
"If one of your thighs measures the same or greater than my waist (34") you should not wear a miniskirt."
That is all.
-Dave
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But it's only a glandular and big bones that causes them to eat 5th and 6th helpings!
They are so pitiable, those whose bones force them to shovel more food into their mouths...snif snif
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:41:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
A self-correcting problem.
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your post makes a good point, but i agree with bob. all we have to do is outlive them. like the gays, they must eventually go extinct by virtue of severely reduced life-spans. if we can outlast that point, all will again be well with the world.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AGAIN! Fuck you Frenchie!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crap, Caul beat me to the burning fat people joke.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:42:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Unabonger - Another point in the plus column for your plan is that fat people, while they do not (as you have mentioned) explode with much ferocity, burn for a long time.
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I beat you to it! HA!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unabonger - Another point in the plus column for your plan is that fat people, while they do not (as you have mentioned) explode with much ferocity, burn for a long time. Kind of like napalm.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A self-correcting problem.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:37:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
we should use fat people as bombs. sure they won't explode with as much ferocity
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Fat can burn for a very long time. Imagine the damage. It beats phosphorus bombs if you ask me.
Essarr- haha
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dead on, Dude. I loath these disgusting individuals.
Did you know that they cause the airline industry millions (it may have even been billions, I can't remember the report) of dollars in Extra Jet Fuel costs because of their excess weight?
Fat, disgusting FUCKS. And I normally try to be nice to everybody.
Except French Canadaians. And the English. And Southerners. And The Australians. And Chinese. And Mexicans. And yer mom.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
front door neighbour is fine,
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Everything gravitates around this. ---I thought you were going to write everything gravitates around them...
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, fuck them fatties!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Adam - you're right. Seriously, when my frog-canuck peers start with the trendy anti-american bullshit, I defend you guys (to some extent).
I need help.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Obese people shouldn't have civil rights...
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Well, the white ones, anyway.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You realize this will only force the fatties to stage sit-ins, right? Imagine the smell. Imagine the infernal wheezing for breath.
You don't want to open this pandora's box.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we should use fat people as bombs. sure they won't explode with as much ferocity, but we don't need them and they're less expensive to drop out of planes.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thems fightin words, adam
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've been hanging around here too long.
You sound like....
AN AMERICAN!
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And speaking as someone who works at a resturaunt, obese people are always the worst when it comes to a fouled up order. We have one regular (and this is at Pizza Hut, so there's the first hint) who didn't get her peppers one day and she threw a fit that would make the king in the Bugs Bunny cartoons blush.
She has since been named "Hasenpfeffer."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not really mate, people tend to say 'man from across the street'.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Someone who has a car accident and "looses" the use of his leg"
The word is "loses" froggy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
front door neighbour?? """
The man living in front of my building. Not beside. Does that make sense? Please correct if no.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 title, now to read
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 12:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hitwhores.
front door neighbour??