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The First Time I Snapped It (1138 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.67 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2005-07-20 14:02:19 EDT


I was watching Ricki Lake.

Damn that is one fine bitch.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for spnaking the bird.

-1 for Rikki Lake.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:29:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm waiting for a slim jim to pop up on the next one someone does.
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oooohh yeeeeeahhh!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I met her at a mosque when I was travelling in kazakstainaiazerbejainer.

She gave me those puppy dog eyes, so I walked up to her, and asked if she had a rape whistle.

She asked why.

So I fucken raped the queer right off of her.


Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

id do her

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All that content wrapped into such a small package.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-20 15:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She was a blimp in that movie with Hatchetface.

...and everytime I see WildcatMcGee, I read it as Willis McGahee. Getting football fever, I guess.

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If it didn't tell you then you should back off, cause it will take doers to get those stuffs done in enough time. Otherwise the council will start to bring them all back to here...not there. You know what I am sayin man?

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for not crackin' one off to Sally Jesse Raphael

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 Riki

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm waiting for a slim jim to pop up on the next one someone does.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

humananananananannannnananaan


btthhhth!

Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brenden I am going to get you some glasses.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nah, get the Serial Mom DVD.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-07-20 14:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This reminds me: I need to get the "Crybaby" dvd sometime soon.


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