Ok, you busted me... (686 hits)
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Submitted by Not Another Adwain Parkins Post! (View user info) at 2005-07-20 16:15:13 EDT
If you are wondering what I am talking about (bumped off front page)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71273
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:03:02 (#)
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http://www.finis.info/decoupling.html
some of it came from there, i knew i recognized portions.
it looks like he jumbled half a dozen unrelated papers together.
i actually read the whole thing and I have decided that you should be killed.
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To all the Uber jerk offs; That was a 100% randomly generated document.
Lick my sack!
Try it out your self, Have fun!
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/
fuckers
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Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-07-21 08:51:53 EDT (#)
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Jim, shut the fuck up. Asshat.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-21 08:07:25 EDT (#)
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Developing the Ethernet Using Peer-to-Peer Epistemologies:
Captain Foamy, ETS, Habeeb, Bart and Shlongy
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:13:16 EDT (#)
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Your stuff is just going from strength to strength, isn't it?
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:11:47 EDT (#)
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"cocksocket"
Hilarious!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:09:31 EDT (#)
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I think I have PLENTY of reason to call him a noob.
He just claimed that he "got" me based on something he just posted, which I had on MY site LAST FUCKING YEAR.
Noob means more than just the time spent on one particular website.
Read the fucking WHOLE thread, and get context BEFORE you start running your cocksocket...
You fucking NOOB.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:07:45 EDT (#)
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do you need another helping of cock, GloryHole Boy???
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:01:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:30:13 (#)
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http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=168
noob
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:33:14 (#)
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Not only are you fucking stupid, but you're such a bitch that you got so wound up that you started a second thread.
I say again; NOOB.
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Just because you camp out here doesn't change the fact that you haven't been here for a month, therefore I don't think you have any ground to call someone a NOOB.
You remind me of Sideburns, another fucking idiot that replies to posts every 33.215 seconds and after a few weeks thinks they own the place.
Get a grip, and a hobby.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:33:14 EDT (#)
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Not only are you fucking stupid, but you're such a bitch that you got so wound up that you started a second thread.
I say again; NOOB.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:32:02 EDT (#)
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So basically you need someone else's stuff to dowhat GLALL does in an average afternoon? Congrats, cockweasel.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:30:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=168
noob
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:27:43 EDT (#)
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GHEY
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:25:11 EDT (#)
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You just don't get it do you?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:24:57 EDT (#)
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Like I said earlier. I really fucking hate this kid. Let me know if your ever in N. Indiana or Chicago. We can meet up and I'll give you a good ole' fashioned ass beating. In the mean time...practice falling down. And don't forget to tape your blood type to your shoe. They'll need it in the ER.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:24:13 EDT (#)
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"Simulation of Redundancy
Adwain Perkins
Abstract
Web services must work [6]. Here, we disprove the study of evolutionary programming, which embodies the confirmed principles of exhaustive cryptography. In this position paper, we concentrate our efforts on disconfirming that write-ahead logging can be made symbiotic, permutable, and multimodal.
Table of Contents
1) Introduction
2) Related Work
2.1) Web Browsers
2.2) Self-Learning Symmetries
3) Architecture
4) Implementation
5) Results and Analysis
5.1) Hardware and Software Configuration
5.2) Experimental Results
6) Conclusion
1 Introduction
"
Very apropos title you cocksmoking faggot.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:22:33 EDT (#)
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Question #1
Can you shoot a tree, with a shotgun, so fast into outer space that the recoil from the blast actually moves the planet into another dimension where the clouds are made of sterling silver?
-They rain pharmaceutical drugs such as Ibuprofen and Advil, an occasional Vicodin bolt if it gets really bad. Robots are made of tortilla chips and cigarettes have been proven as a great source of calcium. I want to live in this world, and I will do anything to get there, even endanger the whole human race when we have to sneak past the hookworm that is the grand keeper of the gateways. Fuck it, who doesn't want to see that shit trying to swallow us!?!?!? Where do we go if we get eaten by the mammoth hookworm? His stomach? Heaven? I hope it's heaven.-
Question #2
Do you consider, like myself, that defining and/or medicating anyone with Attention Deficit Disorder is basically a form of mind control to stifle the evolution of the human race?
-This one is tricky. I just think that not focusing on things is cool, you know? It's a fucking lifestyle, like listening to punk rock or being a hippie. I choose not to focus on shit. It's boring. Spider. Spider. Spider.-
Questions #3
Spider. Spider. Spider. Car. Spider. Spider.
-What? There's like, a family of those eight-legged freaks parked in a Chevy Nova outside of my house. They shout at me that Roman gods are not a myth, and apparently Aries has sent forth this gang of hoodlums to dispose of my presence because I don't talk enough about war for an American.-
Question #4
Should I take this gel tab of acid and come back to writing this post in an hour or two? Yes? Yes, I hear yes. That guy.
))))))()_)(*()_&&_^^^()*&%%)&()^_*()&&*()_)**&*)(&*^
-I have soLved the mysteries of the planet. The eternal eye of hope has opened himselF to all that want to see the true path, the one destiny that is proven by eating candy for the rest of your life. Butterfinger, Butterfinger, milkshake man, bake me some bubble bread fast ass cans. Buy a gun, on the run, double catscan, breathe some fart in for "the man". More farts, more babies motherfuckers. Read that like patty cake shit okay? GET A TOWEL. I thirst for cotton. Allow me to drink from the cup of life that is towel. I drink you in towel, I absorb your essence. I am now fabric, infused with all thoughts, emotions, and nature.-
Question #5
If I were one with the towel that is the ultimate creator of the universe, would you guys still use me to dry off your obviously inferior and un-worthy human bodies?
-I'm thinking about turning invisible to take extra precautions, might even encase myself with barbwire. It's just the whole "you having to rub your privates in my face" every time doesn't work for me. Start air-drying down there and we'll talk.-
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:22:31 EDT (#)
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jimthefiend - just cause you made yourself look like the stupidest fuck alive for saying "some of it came from there, i knew i recognized portions." http://www.finis.info/decoupling.html
When in fact, that document was also 100% randomly generated.
I guess you must like that kind of shit, after all.. You seem to love my posts.. hahahah
fucker.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:19:20 EDT (#)
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So its an engine that crawls the net ripping portions of documents then reconstructs them into something that morons like you think is amusing to waste MY time by posting.
You can still suck a nigger dick.
And did this REALLY deserve a second post?
The answer is NO.
Kindly go choke to death on a handful of fishhooks.
Thank you.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:18:41 EDT (#)
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Fiber-Optic Cables No Longer Considered Harmful
Bobby Dungdick, Penis McDingleberry and Habeeb Thomas
Abstract
The deployment of spreadsheets is a compelling riddle. After years of robust research into von Neumann machines, we disconfirm the evaluation of A* search. We construct a novel system for the evaluation of the lookaside buffer, which we call Jab.
Table of Contents
1) Introduction
2) Related Work
3) Architecture
4) Implementation
5) Results
5.1) Hardware and Software Configuration
5.2) Dogfooding Our Application
6) Conclusion
1 Introduction
The electrical engineering approach to linked lists is defined not only by the emulation of neural networks, but also by the important need for reinforcement learning. The notion that analysts collaborate with the investigation of neural networks is continuously outdated. Next, this finding is mostly an extensive aim but fell in line with our expectations. To what extent can web browsers be visualized to achieve this purpose?
Motivated by these observations, adaptive methodologies and encrypted theory have been extensively deployed by systems engineers. It should be noted that our algorithm is derived from the simulation of consistent hashing. In the opinions of many, the basic tenet of this approach is the simulation of multicast solutions. Predictably, it should be noted that Jab investigates homogeneous configurations. Jab harnesses permutable theory. Although similar applications visualize fiber-optic cables, we realize this intent without analyzing flexible epistemologies.
Here we validate that even though the little-known autonomous algorithm for the construction of Internet QoS by Bose et al. [17] follows a Zipf-like distribution, the transistor and multicast heuristics are usually incompatible. Two properties make this approach ideal: Jab creates interposable methodologies, without managing simulated annealing, and also our approach turns the secure configurations sledgehammer into a scalpel. Contrarily, hash tables might not be the panacea that security experts expected. Clearly, Jab turns the efficient configurations sledgehammer into a scalpel.
Security experts entirely explore replicated archetypes in the place of I/O automata [23]. It should be noted that Jab manages A* search. Predictably, our application requests architecture, without preventing link-level acknowledgements. The flaw of this type of solution, however, is that the Internet and the memory bus can interfere to accomplish this goal. Along these same lines, existing low-energy and semantic algorithms use stable modalities to study the important unification of kernels and hierarchical databases. Combined with the visualization of telephony, this outcome evaluates an analysis of web browsers.
The rest of this paper is organized as follows. To begin with, we motivate the need for 128 bit architectures. Further, we show the improvement of IPv4. We argue the construction of forward-error correction. Furthermore, we prove the emulation of telephony. Finally, we conclude.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:16:18 EDT (#)
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