Apologies, this is really Lakisha. (1170 hits)
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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-20 16:42:52 EDT
I would like to say a heartfelt sorry for my dumbass babys daddys behavior of late.
He drinks...
ALOT.
Love, Lakisha
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-21 03:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jim and shlongy you should really make friends- you could talk about the old days together.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-21 01:09:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-20 21:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll admit, this one made me laugh.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 20:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes I do.
Infinity.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 19:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:51:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
You have too much talent to be posting shit like this
No. He doesn't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 19:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I cannot believe I'm only in third place...But still, all in all, one helluva accomplishment in less than a year.
Rad's closing on me but that nutball LIVES on this site 23 hours a day.
Now shoot ME.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71286 = Quality stuff
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:51:46 EDT (#)
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You have too much talent to be posting shit like this
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:49:26 EDT (#)
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I dont know loki, but I assume that they are some sort of shut in right?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:48:07 EDT (#)
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lol cindy
gimme a year and ill be on that list
if its any less than 1 year, i want someone to come shoot me
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:23:48 EDT (#)
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that's the 30 saddest people here.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:22:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look very uncomfortable in that picture sir
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actauuly, Pigpen...I don't care about ratings.
I was just as content early in my career when I was hanging around at -.86.
Then, the Uber world discovered Shlongy's "hidden genius" and ruined it for me.
Plus, you have "me"...I have approimately 20 Uber trolls who -2 every post I make...ad infimitum.
In fact, I usually post some piece of shit...which then starts out with a +1.41 after 24 hours. As the pre-pubescent minimum wage virginal zitboy fag brigade - and you - discover it, the ratings slowly deteriorate to their plateau of anywhere between +.41 and -.58.
And yet the world continues to spin on its axis.
And, I think you might be "slightly off" on your Shlongy analysis.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66743
But i did BUY a few groceries after playing 18 today. bear in mind it's not all "fun and games" out there - I do have to pretend I like the clients who I get stuck playing golf with.
It's not like I'm out there fucking around with my pals. It's work. Just not behind my fucking desk.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Sphagnum
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You're looking at him Buddy.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:48:47 EDT (#)
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My rating is actually a tad higher than his and climbing.
I bet that sticks in his craw.
A day in the life of Schlongless:
Wake up.
Eat breakfast of Ramen noodles.
Hop on Uber, randomly -2 ten threads while using stock words: dipshit, pigpen, sally.
Write review that announces that he's off to play golf.
Go to work bagging groceries for 8 hours.
Come home, eat generic mac and cheese.
Hop on Uber, randomly -2 ten threads while using stock words: dipshit, pigpen, sally.
Whack off to cheap betamax porn.
Sleep alone in his twin bed.
Repeat.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...those exact "stats"...Had a few beers out there...they didn't help.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit, Fagnum...I WAS Just gonna post these exact ststs! I swear I just copied them!
Also, I was gonna note 4 important numbers.
One...my ID number.
2; My hits
c) My posts
4) Most importantly, my reviews
I HAVE to be close to the all time review leader...who has those stats handy?
I've done at least 20 today - in like 19 different posts- in the 15 minutes I've been back from the 110 degrees golf course.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:43:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
You couldn't ignore me if your life depended on it, Mr. President.
How's that millionaire web site design company working today, Chief?
Kill anyone yet today, Rambo?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I am seriously dying here.....
Somebody help....
anybody???????
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
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Look at ALL of those fucking reviews!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You couldn't ignore me if your life depended on it, Mr. President.
How's that millionaire web site design company working today, Chief?
Kill anyone yet today, Rambo?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:33:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
32 posts in 26 days.
Get a fucking job, Pigpen, you troll.
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That is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!
Coming from Shlongy.... Ohhh that IS rich!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGH!~!!!!!!
**GASPS*******
>Dies<
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The insect will be ignored as usual.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
32 posts in 26 days.
Get a fucking job, Pigpen, you troll.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:33:22 EDT (#)
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I think Lakisha did 5 years not too long after that pic was taken for a weapons violation and crystal meth posession.
I shit you not.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:27:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:26:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats just not nice. :(
I would think that by now there could be no doubt that I am a raging heterosexual.
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I don't know, Lakisha looks like he could be packing heat.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats just not nice. :(
I would think that by now there could be no doubt that I am a raging heterosexual.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:25:38 EDT (#)
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Mmmkay....
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I meant cock.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:18:24 EDT (#)
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I really HOPE you meant "coke".
And I have.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:15:37 EDT (#)
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Man, look at that picture. You need to lay off the cock for a while Jimbo.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:15:27 EDT (#)
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Once more to clear this up:
I did NOT sleep with that negress.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:50:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
The further adventures of Stoner Guy and Black Tranny!
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I have that comic book, it's great - notice how Stoner Guy has no neck.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:52:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:50:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
The further adventures of Stoner Guy and Black Tranny!
bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:51:48 EDT (#)
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I did tell you that you sucked for finding that horrid old pic didn't I?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:50:48 EDT (#)
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this is actually Jim people.
check out my post :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70754
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:50:42 EDT (#)
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The further adventures of Stoner Guy and Black Tranny!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:48:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:48:27 EDT (#)
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LMAO
Just to clear this up.
I shot content of her like 8 years ago. The pic is from that evening.
linkwhore to apollo so this will make sense a year from now:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71276
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:48:06 EDT (#)
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Oh good lawrd! WTH WTF?!
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:47:00 EDT (#)
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Why is she wearing a teddy and he's fully dressed? I don't get it...???
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:45:54 EDT (#)
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ahahahahahahahahaha
I may never live that pic down though...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto taking the piss out of me +2