(SPT) "Why are oyu smacking your kid?" (994 hits)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (View user info) at 2005-07-21 11:28:57 EDT
Yesterday, my brother asked me if I would go to his son's little league baseball game. Since I had a bit of free time after work, I decided I'd show up for a little while. It was a typical little league game. Painfully boring. But, I had to cheer my nephew when he stepped up to the plate or made a good play in the field. You know, the stuff you'd never do if you weren't related to the kid.
Anyways, around the fifth or sixth inning, I heard some disgruntled rumblings from the small crowd. When I looked around to find what was aggravating the crowd, I saw a kid standing a few feet away from the dugout, holding his batting helmet in his hands, with a beat red face. The kid was crying. And, standing next to him was his loud, angry father. In between his fits of yelling, the father would smack the kid upside the face.
There are a lot of things that I can tolerate, but one thing that doesn't sit well with me is cruelty toward children. So I walked up to this guy, and very calmly asked him "Why are you smacking your son?"
"You got a problem?"
"Yeah, why are you smacking your kid?"
"None of your business, punk."
I tried reasoning with him. He seemed relatively indignant throughout the conversation, but I felt that I was making progress. When I felt that had given him a good piece of my mind, and that he wouldn't act a fool for the rest of the game, I left. I sat down, and maybe two or three minutes later, I heard this little exchange of words:
"This'll teach you to cry."
"Ow! Don't !"
"Stop screaming. You're drawing too much attention to yourself."
I looked over to make sure I wasn't just hearing things, and I saw the kid holding his batting helmet over his face, while his dad stood there yelling. I walked over to the kid, took the batting helmet away from him, walked up to the dad, and cracked him upside the head with the batting helmet with enough force to shatter the helmet (which is designed to protect people from 85 mph fastballs). When he hit the ground, I hit him in the head again for good measure. Needless to say, he was a bloody, unconscious mess. I got a loud ovation from the parents. I have to say, that felt pretty good and rewarding.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:32:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:41:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 16:53:43 (#)
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HO HO HO!!! SANTA VOLTAGE IS HERE TO GIVE YOU A +2 TREAT!
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Hahaha, you glorious twat.
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:27:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:25:32 EST (#)
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nice tall one... stfu
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:10:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 16:53:43 EST (#)
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HO HO HO!!! SANTA VOLTAGE IS HERE TO GIVE YOU A +2 TREAT!
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:22:15 EST (#)
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i know your brother.... he is tight
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-10 20:06:44 EST (#)
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ShenananananananananananananananaNANIGANS!
(To be sung to the tune of the batman song)
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:46:26 EST (#)
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i bet you like to play with kids
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:09:47 EDT (#)
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Go man Go
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:29:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:22:24 (#)
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This one time I threw a squirrel at a guy...and then I found a dollar.
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:22:00 EDT (#)
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I wanted to just give you a +1 for misspelling 'you.' That's pretty stupid. But I agree with your message, so +2.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-21 19:04:49 EDT (#)
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Well, you should have brought it to the coach's attention.
I coach softball, and any parent ever smacked on of my players, I would fuck that guy up - then call the police and have him arrested for assault.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-07-21 14:13:49 EDT (#)
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Yes, I really hit the guy. He deserved it. If he trys to press charges, I have about 30-40 witnesses that would probably be willing to testify that I did it in order to protect that kid. That seems like a solid defense to me.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-07-21 13:17:04 EDT (#)
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Did you really hit the guy?
you can tell us
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-21 12:08:15 EDT (#)
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Physical discipline is at times an effective method of getting the point across, but I don't agree with with repeated public humiliation for children. Fuck adults. There's got to be a balance between the kid-beating parents and the parents that let their kids beat them. Either extreme should not be allowed to reproduce.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-21 11:58:38 EDT (#)
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I agree with the message, though. Abuse of women and children makes baby jesus cry when he sees what i'm imagining doing to the offenders.
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Personally I'm with Jack Dee, children are like foreign tourists. Violence and shouting are the only forms of communication they understand.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-21 11:58:34 EDT (#)
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that'll teach the kid
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-07-21 11:51:10 EDT (#)
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Next time kick him in the nuts too
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-21 11:45:00 EDT (#)
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I heard the kid couldn't hit a breaking ball
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-21 11:42:56 EDT (#)
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I think parents should beat more children.
Fucking brats.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-21 11:42:32 EDT (#)
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"... and then I was arrested for greivous bodily harm."
Sheeeeeeeeenaninoninooooooooooooningoniganiguns.
I agree with the message, though. Abuse of women and children makes baby jesus cry when he sees what i'm imagining doing to the offenders.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-07-21 11:35:51 EDT (#)
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You should have kicked him, too. A couple of times. People who hit their kids deserve it all, and worse.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-07-21 11:29:39 EDT (#)
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Damnit! "Why are YOU smacking that kid!" Damnit!