Kids, today's letters are brought to you by the letters "S" "P" and "T" (515 hits)
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Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-07-21 15:02:39 EDT
In the true spirit of SPT, I bring you a review of my new favorite show: Brat Camp.
Holy crap - if any of you Americans missed Brat Camp last night, I highly suggest downloading it (somewhere). I normally avoid reality TV shows like the pastrami on rye that's been sitting in the back of my fridge for 3 months, shows such as American Idiot... er American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance? (thanks, Great Briton!). But again, this one takes the cake, pulls down its pants and takes a huge dump on it.
You all know the premise, you've seen it on Maury Povich: a kid is a complete piece of shit (AKA: HILARIOUS) and they get sent to a military camp or some crap like that. At least, that's what my expectations were. WRONG. This is even better: they are sent to a psychiatry/hippie/nature camp. Oh my heart jumped at that one and I thought it was going to be a suckfest through and through. WRONG AGAIN, HEATHEN. It's so much better when both the kids and counselors are idiots.
Their parents drive them to the camp under false pretense in the first episode. I sat there with my eyes wide open (or as wide as these Asiatic pieces of shit can get) munching on popcorn, drinking a 40 oz. Mmmmm fishy aftertaste. One of the kids actually tried to punch his mom. Glorious, absolutely glorious.
I don't know about you, but watching angst-filled teens crying to hippies on national TV donkey punches the shit out of my funny bone. My favorite line from last night was when the anger management kid got a talking to by the hippie counselor who was trying to validate his feelings (some psychobabble to that effect), and in the post-interview that happened a split second after, the kid looks directly into the camera says, "whatever, I fucking hate him!" CHOICE. But 10 mile nature walks with 40 lb. Packs for tantrum-filled teens? MMMMmm now that's good TV!
Again, check it out on ABC @ 9/8c, I give it five out of five wussy tears. I guarantee it won't be as funny once they start reforming.
http://abc.go.com/primetime/bratcamp/show.html
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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:23:45 EDT (#)
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"I sat there with my eyes wide open (or as wide as these Asiatic pieces of shit can get)..."
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah... Hippie counselors suck. I wanted to see a 300 lb 6'4" black dude grabbing these little snobs by their necks and threating to rip their head off and shit down there neck.
I also said it would be cool if one of the kids was a plant and they could fake his death to tug at the heartstrings of the other kids and they could then be told "IT COULD BE YOU! IT COULD BE YOU NEXT!" or something.
Maybe that cock of a kid who thinks he is billy bad ass could wind up staring out of a tiger pit with spikes through his chest as well... he tried to escape, but ...failed.
I think if these kids don't reform, you fly them well above North Korea and parachute them in and see the hilarity that ensues.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That show is indeed hilarious. I love watching rotten teenagers getting what they so richly deserve.
You have to hand it to those hippie counselors though - if I had to spend even one minute in the wilderness with those kids, there would be violent and tragic consequences.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:27:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:24:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, yeah +2...
Can someone tell me how to do a screen capture!! Please, (5) +2's for the first correct answer.
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Ctrl-Print Screen. then paste it into pait or photoshop... whatever.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, yeah +2...
Can someone tell me how to do a screen capture!! Please, (5) +2's for the first correct answer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing against your post but FUCK those little brat asshole "TV stars".
Submitted by Fisho3 (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...donkey punches the shit out of my funny bone." - Wow, genius... can't wait to get home and check this show out
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't watch that show. I'd rather attend Caul's funeral than watch that show.
Caul's funeral
*smile widens*
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Should be Todays SHOW was brought to you by the LETTERS s p t.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FACT: ABC is shit. don't watch it.
on the other hand, if you like watching shows about desperate old bitches, dancing has-beens, overwieght nannies and kids that desperately need the fuck beaten out of them, then by all means, you have found the channel you are looking for!
Submitted by entrophize (user info) at 2005-07-21 15:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I went to a military academy for 5 years and all I got was this lousy disregard for youth angst.
If you want your kid to ack right, take away his charge card and cell phone.