Fucking dumbass Fascists! (835 hits)
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Submitted by your_arse_is_hanging_out (View user info) at 2005-07-21 16:11:08 EDT
My family is liberal. My dad a union electrician, my mom is a former hippy (I was almost name Sunny Dae), my oldest brother--union electrician, me--marrying out of faith, but in between me and my oldest brother--is the idiot in the picture.
He's 24 and he recently drove to Washington D.C. to drop my grandpa off for good with the Wicked Witch of the East (my aunt). While down there, he got to tour around with his best friend's little *sister*, a Marine who is one of the airplane security in D.C. for Bush's helicopters. She's hardcore, her mom turned dyke after years of marriage, divorced her father and moved next door with her lesbian lover. Nice Girl tho, hardcore. But I digress.
He is the odd ball out. I really don't know where his views came from, but he works at a large national corporation in fire science, and he has admitted to getting his view points from many brainwashing men at work. We're a *more* than average politically charged family. Growing up, my dad and brothers and I (eventually when I hit junior year in high school) debated feverishly about current events. Extended family, friends, boyfriends of mine were all a little weirded out as to how political my family is. For a while there, especially during election time, getting together family was a headache. Stubborn are both sides. He love playing Devil's Advocate, but then decided to start believing the bullshit Bush spewed. He's a stinking bush lover, and it shames me to say it.
He believes that all ghey people choose it, and are perversion to society, were not born that way, and need to seek counseling immediately. I'm sure some of you Ubers may feel that way. I find it ludacris and ignorant.
He loves Ann Coulter, that dumb bitch, and has read her stupid ass book, "How to Speak to a Liberal, if you really have to (or something dumb like that)." He has also read a book on how to Negotiate and has become a scientist on the matter, so every time you talk to him he analyzes your body language and uses interrogation until your brain explodes and screams "AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG, I want to break your nose!"
We are Methodist, and on the Christian political spectrum--we're on the left side and liberal. However, Gunnar is super Christian. My mom is active in our church and we were brought up with church, but she isn't shove it down your throat. HE is. And when he gets mad, and I haven't seen this since I lived with him, he starts talking like a black Baptist preacher. It's amusing, DMX "Up in Here"--makes me always think of him. Y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in heeahh.
He just emailed me this pic from his trip, claiming he HAD to show it. He's a big boy, and a good guy to have on my side if any prick fucks with me, and I love him to pieces, but GOD is he ignorant!
I don't know how to resize :( sorry.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-24 08:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:20:07 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-21 18:30:52 (#)
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"We're a *more* than average politically charged family."
Isn't that funny... because if I had things my way, you wouldn't be allowed to vote.
I think I'm gonna do a post soon about the shittiness in democracy and how Greek democracy was actually a failure (despite what we're all told in schools).
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You a huge fool. Commie! or are you leaning towards a more conservative way, where the common man should have no say in his regulating. Go to fucking China, Commie!
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Suck my phallus, bitch.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:24:42 EDT (#)
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Tpyo--*You ARE a FOOL>* srroy
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Submitted by Fisho3 (user info) at 2005-07-22 07:07:56 (#)
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Fascism: A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.
I'm sorry, were you calling your friend here... the one with the "end judicial tyranny" on loud and protesting on the side of his car... a fascist?
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First off, he's not my friend, he's my brother. If you read anything into the storyline maybe you'd get a better understanding, it was an EXAGGERATION when I titled this post fucking dumbass fascists. Hyperbole, isn't it called?
However, that definition of fascism is a close examination of what he would like.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:20:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-21 18:30:52 (#)
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"We're a *more* than average politically charged family."
Isn't that funny... because if I had things my way, you wouldn't be allowed to vote.
I think I'm gonna do a post soon about the shittiness in democracy and how Greek democracy was actually a failure (despite what we're all told in schools).
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You a huge fool. Commie! or are you leaning towards a more conservative way, where the common man should have no say in his regulating. Go to fucking China, Commie!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-22 08:43:43 EDT (#)
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"He's a big boy, and a good guy . . . but GOD is he ignorant!
I don't know how to resize :( sorry."
+2 for the irony.
Submitted by Fisho3 (user info) at 2005-07-22 07:07:56 EDT (#)
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Fascism: A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.
I'm sorry, were you calling your friend here... the one with the "end judicial tyranny" on loud and protesting on the side of his car... a fascist?
Let me to you, when I see some guy going around speaking his own beliefs to the public, and he's allowed to do so, "Fascism" is the first thing that comes to my mind.
BOO-Urns
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-22 06:36:34 EDT (#)
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"He believes that all ghey people choose it, and are perversion to society, were not born that way, and need to seek counseling immediately. I'm sure some of you Ubers may feel that way. I find it ludacris and ignorant."
WHY?
I too consider homosexuality nothing more than a very popular perversion.
There are many many cases of a homosexual and heterosexual in identical twin couples. Where's the difference there except environmental influence and choice? How were two identical children born with different sexualities?
Trying to fuck young children is perverse. Why not trying to have sex with someone of the same gender?
Not that I oppose gay marriages, though. I just consider them a little bit fucked up.
Also, "Ludicrous".
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2005-07-22 01:51:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-07-21 23:50:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-07-21 20:57:28 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71384
I'm not malicious, honest.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-21 18:30:52 EDT (#)
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"We're a *more* than average politically charged family."
Isn't that funny... because if I had things my way, you wouldn't be allowed to vote.
I think I'm gonna do a post soon about the shittiness in democracy and how Greek democracy was actually a failure (despite what we're all told in schools).
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-21 18:17:05 EDT (#)
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That is one tasty piece of right-wing manbeef.
God, I need to get laid.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-07-21 18:00:47 EDT (#)
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+2 because your bro' sounds like a cool guy.
You however, you're a chick right?
If you're not a totally fat el grosso there
are plenty of nerds that will be happy to
show you how to resize photos, just don't
let 'em come to your place, OK? And don't
ever use the phrase "my programs" again
it marks you as a "luser".
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-21 17:32:18 EDT (#)
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have you considered poisoning him?
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-07-21 17:04:23 EDT (#)
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Y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in heeahh
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:49:47 EDT (#)
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Boo-urns
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:41:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:17:58 (#)
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This was massively painful to read.
Almost as massive as that picture.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:33:47 EDT (#)
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Posts that streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:28:01 EDT (#)
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+2 because my father is a union electrician, and my older brother. I thought I wrote this for a second
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:23:50 EDT (#)
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Tell me how to do it. I do use my computer, and I'm very efficient at doing actual work in my programs, but not about posting pictures on Ubersite. I must be a complete idiot..or something.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:23:38 EDT (#)
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I pasted this in NotePad with carriage return to have a better format. I wish I hadn't because it was impossible to follow. How about some structure!?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:21:31 EDT (#)
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You fucker you bounced me off the front page for this tripe!
To hell with you I say.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:17:58 EDT (#)
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This was massively painful to read.
Almost as massive as that picture.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:17:51 EDT (#)
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Please don't tell me your job has anything to do with computers. I SUCK at using computers and you make me look like Bill Gates
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:15:43 EDT (#)
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I don't know how to resize :( sorry.
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THEN DON'T POST IT.
kid, i'm one of the few fans you have around here, but you're on thin ice...
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-21 16:13:39 EDT (#)
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He also has size 14 feet, and they are flat and wide, it's funny.