I'm sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (684 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.49 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2005-07-22 02:34:14 EDT
JUST KIDDING, I'M FUCKING HAMMERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE BILLS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WON UM ROUND 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GET CBG IN ROUND 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M ONE DRINK FROM RAPING MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE 10 MORE BEERS TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO RAPE AND MURDER SCOTT NORWOOD!!!!!!!
SAME WITH BRETT HULL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-22 07:40:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
GO:
BO SOX! (First place, defending champs)
PATS! (Defending champs, might as well be in first place)
BRUINS! (Assumed champions because of lockout)
CELTICS! (First place in a shitty Atlantic division before choking in the first round)
PS. Everyone else's teams suck.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 13:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Raine-
I actually like the chargers...I think they should have a big year
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-22 13:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M ONE DRINK FROM RAPING MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:04:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bills will NOT win anything with their young QB
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And the Raiders suck, too.
Woohoo....Chargers!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape goes great with Labbatts.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to let you know, the bills suck my inner asshole. Thats why I didnt even bother to capitalize the "b" in bills. Now, you want to talk dominance...then lets talk about the Colts. The Colts play the bills on 8/13 in Indy, its their 1st pre-season game. I'll be there as I am a season ticket holder. It should be a real close game. Thanks
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M ONE DRINK FROM RAPING MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE 10 MORE BEERS TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bills will NOT win anything with their young QB
Brett Hull = floater in hockey languange
I want a drink
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, Brendan...you're a treasure.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-22 08:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Getting started a little early this morning, huh? That's my boy!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-22 08:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're my patron saint.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-22 08:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:45:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
I FORGOT WE'RE GOING TO LOSE IT FOR THE FIFTH FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-22 07:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO:
BO SOX! (First place, defending champs)
PATS! (Defending champs, might as well be in first place)
BRUINS! (Assumed champions because of lockout)
CELTICS! (First place in a shitty Atlantic division before choking in the first round)
REVOLUTION! (First place in MLS East)
CANNONS! (First place in MLL)
PS. Everyone else's teams suck.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-22 06:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neat.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-22 06:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spooner should have won.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-22 06:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the first line.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-22 03:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good taste in women.
Scarlett Johannsen = A full tube of lube and a box of tissues
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-07-22 03:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet. Keep it up, and have one for me!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-22 03:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JUST BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-07-22 03:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You just drinking, or you back on the hard shit?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'LL MAKE HIM PAY IF HE DOES IT AGAIN.
BY PAY I MEAN I'LL CRY IN A CORNER UNTIL MY MOM PUNCHES ME IN THE COCK.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
BY BRETT HULL!
HAHAHHAHA
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I FORGOT THE SABRES ARE GOING TO WIN THE DRAFT LOTTERY, GET CROSBY, GO TO THE FINALS AND GET FUCKED IN THE ASS. AGAIN.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO WINGS
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He plays for the Coyotes now.
Get your shit together before you start wing-bashing, or I'll bash you good!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2s forever if you ever DO rape and kill Brett Hull. I hate that whiny fucker. I wish him and his whole team would fucking die. That's the only good thing about the NHL lockout, I didn't have to watch the Detroit Fucking Red Wings skate around the rest of the NHL this year.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you too
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I FORGOT WE'RE GOING TO LOSE IT FOR THE FIFTH FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bills & Vikings. Yep.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beer Goooooood.....
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brett Hull is my uncle