Bart, you're gonna be RICH (2116 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2005-07-22 09:08:26 EDT
Just about every other post I open up nowadays has either been authored by an alter, or has been reviewed by a shitload of alters.
I know I'm not alone in saying that It's frustrating, to say the least.
It seems the most logical thing to do, in order to control the population size, is to have your pet spayed or neutered.
Shit. Wrong line. That one belongs to Bob Barker.
I'm talking about Ubersite becoming a pay site.
Before you jump to conclusions (it's a JUMP to conclusions mat!) hear me out. Most here spend an unGodly amount of time on this site. Even when we're not actively reading and reviewing, it's there at the bottom of the screen, minimized for easy access should the urge strike.
Every now and then we click on it, hit the 'refresh' icon, and see if any titles have been posted that strike our fancy. Then, after the better part of an hour has been spent surfing away, we re-minimize and get back to work.
That's gotta be worth something, in my opinion.
I'm not talking about a ton of money. I think $10-$20 per year would do the trick. Let's say in an average day I spend an hour actively perusing this site. That's generous, as some days it's far more and some days it's far less. Even at $20 per year, that's still only a nickel a day for the fun that Bart's created.
It stands to reason that people will be far less enticed to create multiple alter screennames should they have to pay to register each one. Especially with the rampant number of cheap bastards on this site. And a few of you out there know exactly what I'm talking about...
When you think about it, we all pay for entertainment on a daily basis, and although the fact that Uber is free has been nice, I've been here for almost 2 years (2 year anniversary in one week) and I know I've derived far more than $40 use from this site.
We pay for TV, movies, nightlife, and anything else that we get pleasure from. Hell, every man on this site pays for pussy. Some might say 'not me!' but you're kidding yourself. Meet a girl at a bar and spend a few hours buying her drinks?
You're paying for pussy.
Girlfriends? Don't tell me you're not paying. Gifts, dinners, dates, forget about it.
Married guys? You pay for it more than the guys who are just dating. Once you get married, the gifts have to increase exponentially based on years spent together. That's just basic math. Sure, some of you may say you're the king of the castle and she services YOU for the gift of your girth, but you're full of shit.
Divorced guys? Holy Christ Almighty. You're paying for SOMEONE ELSE'S pussy. That's unfortunate.
So pay up, dickbags. Bart's done this shit for free long enough - and I'm sick of 9 out of every 10 posts being too retarded to climb the steps of the short bus.
And here is a picture (http://www.ubersite.com/m/64399) showing just how much Bart likes money:
-nitty
User Reviews
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:56:22 EDT (#)
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Your Round One D-Prime Madness post is due by tommorow (Friday) evening, lest you forfeit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71523 <- Titles have been up since Saturday.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:50:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71523 come on, don't forfeit from d-prime madness.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-25 20:51:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:24:17 (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:59:30 (#)
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Berty - after I kill Bart you're next.
And I AM a bastard. And then some.
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You can't kill me. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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I love you for that reply, Berty
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-25 10:56:43 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, what? I don't speak Spanish.
Submitted by Pseudovillain (user info) at 2005-07-25 03:55:34 EDT (#)
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Oh. Goddammit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71590
I copycatted and didn't know it.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2005-07-24 18:16:44 EDT (#)
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(it's a JUMP to conclusions mat!)
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+1 just for that.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-24 17:47:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-24 16:18:51 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2002-08-30 14:02:52 (#)
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No chance. Nothing can ever be edited. That would violate the whole purpose of Ubersite - capturing the chaos of random web users and then blackmailing them later when they attempt to run for political office.
Besides, the Ubersite data is never written to a physical disk where it can be edited. Instead, it is maintained by a series of vacuum tubes, neural networks, and carrier pigeons so complex that no one can figure out how it works.
We could put something in place so that you could preview your comments before submitting them. Unfortunately, this would require that our visitors be able to read which, given our past history (*cough* graham *cough*), has proven to be a bar set too high.
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I know of one instance where names were removed.... so perhaps Bart should edit his statement on that as well.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-24 17:30:04 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-24 16:18:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2002-08-30 14:02:52 (#)
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No chance. Nothing can ever be edited. That would violate the whole purpose of Ubersite - capturing the chaos of random web users and then blackmailing them later when they attempt to run for political office.
Besides, the Ubersite data is never written to a physical disk where it can be edited. Instead, it is maintained by a series of vacuum tubes, neural networks, and carrier pigeons so complex that no one can figure out how it works.
We could put something in place so that you could preview your comments before submitting them. Unfortunately, this would require that our visitors be able to read which, given our past history (*cough* graham *cough*), has proven to be a bar set too high.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-07-24 04:01:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:29:56 (#)
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Fuck that if im gonna pay to visit a website it better have lots of porn on it.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-23 22:07:25 EDT (#)
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All hail the great Bart-Bart!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-23 21:38:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71523
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-23 20:06:13 EDT (#)
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Why, he'd be a thousandaire!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-23 10:43:23 EDT (#)
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I agree. Something small, payable on registration?
Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2005-07-23 01:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:16:40 EDT (#)
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This could make bart rich!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71469
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-22 19:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I said this before.
I wouldn't mind paying for uber as long as it kept the fucking ads out.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-22 19:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a stupid post
for FUCKS SAKE its only a website.
I like it a lot, don't get me wrong, but its just a time killer for me.
Paying for ubersite? Is your life really that pathetic? Nevermind, stupid question
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-22 19:12:23 EDT (#)
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Why don't we all just post crap on the uberboard 10-20 times a year?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:36:12 EDT (#)
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The answer to this is so simple it hurts. If Bart needs/wants to make money out of this site all he has to do is allow companies to advertise or sell our details to mmarket research companies he'd be loaded in no time.
Jeesh! Do I have to tell you guys everything
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:29:56 EDT (#)
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Fuck that if im gonna pay to visit a website it better have lots of porn on it.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't agree with this at all, but I guess it could be a good idea.
First of all, whether you admit it or not, many of these alters are some of the most entertaining people on the site, even the bad ones. Just think about it. Everybody loves handing out a -2, and those shitty alters are the perfect ones to hand them to. Without any bad posters, what the hell is going to happen to the infamous -2? The more users that Ubersite has, bad as they are, the more entertaining the site is.
Also, I am frugal.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
60% of the time, it works every time!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:05:48 EDT (#)
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Abslolutely! The blue light special of Uber.
p.s. HEAT bitches
Now I must leave for the day, for I am late for the gym.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:56:41 EDT (#)
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Since I'm banned 30% of the time do I get a discount?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:51:29 EDT (#)
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"Dr. Kenneth Noisewater"
For some reason, that never fails to crack me up.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:50:31 EDT (#)
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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
Brilliance!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:43:11 EDT (#)
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And the classic scene featuring Jack Black:
What do you love?
I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Well, now, guess what, this is happening.
Excuse me... excuse me... what are you doing? (punts the dog over the bridge)
That's how I roll!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:38:00 EDT (#)
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Ron: She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brick: Loud noises!
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:35:14 EDT (#)
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"It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You boys!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It smells like a burning turd!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:12:34 (#)
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You'll have to catch me first. Don't think your alluring siren song can captivate a rock like me, my lady.
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I don't chase anyone. No need to. ;)
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:30:57 EDT (#)
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IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK!!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:30:05 EDT (#)
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It's an odd scent. It burns the nostrils.
Why Brian, that smells like pure gasoline!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"They've done studies you know, 60% of the time, it works every time"
"That doesn't make sense."
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:15:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:12:34 (#)
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You'll have to catch me first. Don't think your alluring siren song can captivate a rock like me, my lady.
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dude................the siren song is sweet indeed. trust me on that.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:12:34 EDT (#)
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You'll have to catch me first. Don't think your alluring siren song can captivate a rock like me, my lady.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nitts...I'm gonna smack you!
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!"
"It jumped up a notch!"
"It did, didn't it?"
"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!"
"I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?"
"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:49:55 EDT (#)
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Don't you nevermind me, hoppy. You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
I'm gonna put this out there: I want to be on you.
WAIT!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahhhhhahahahaha
Elated.
Can't believe no one's done the big deal/leather bound books/rich mohogany one yet.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I have to say is....nevermind.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"People know me, I mean...I'm kind of a big deal."
Happy Nitty? At least you reviewed my post.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww, fudgy....
I'm just totally bored at the office this afternoon. Lighten up, homie.
You love it and you know it. Throw some more TOLLBOOTH into the mix piece of repeatin' shit.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, another point in favor of Uber freedom:
I don't believe that posts hidden behind a subscription service would be Google indexed, and therefore would not be randomly found on the intraweb.
That's how some people found this site.
Remember, people find their way here mainly through other sites that link Uber posts. There is no advertising involved. Plus, if bart made this a pay site, wouldn't he have to register as a business?
Or would Cilfone Entertainment suffice?
Either way, I am anti-paying for these services. I come here because
A: it's free
B: there are no ads
C: there are no pop-ups or malicious spyware here
D: CabaretGirl camwhores
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Linkwhore slut.
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"Whatta ya say we got out, have some chicken, maybe some sex, and see what happens."
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the hammer of Thor!
Star rockets in flight.....Afternoon Delight!
I will NOT eat cat poop!
I love lamp.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a good guy, but stop with this:
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 14:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto linkwhore +2:
Post your Anchorman quotes here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71418
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-22 13:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you are going to make people pay, you might as well set entrance conditions too. people would stop joining, and the reviewing base would decline. that's why a lot of people post here, because it is such a large community. you would end that at a stroke.
would you allow people to view the website without paying, only restricting reviewing and posting privileges?
also, it seems like this would entail a lot more work for bart. though of course also a greater income. but if you think about it, he obviously doesn't sustain this site for the money. and to change his motives like that would transform the site.
complain about it all you like, but the majority of the creativity on this site comes from the shit posts and flamers. maybe pulsehead would be more your style. people there appreciate poetry and romantic non-humourous stories.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-22 12:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:44:30 (#)
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I don't have a credit card and never plan to. I'm not giving bort my account details. All i can offer is cash, but he's in Chicago.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I knew this kid was smart.
I just knew it.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 12:29:45 EDT (#)
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Was that before or after you ate the red candle?
Brick ate my chocolate squirrel.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-22 12:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I drank a lava lamp once.
It wasn't really lava.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-07-22 12:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't agree with this. So what, just because the rest of the world is greedily charging for everything and anything, you think Uber should follow in their footsteps?
What's so great about (most) internet sites? (I'm not talking about porn here) They're FREE. You pay for your computer, you pay for your modem, you pay your ISP, you pay for your goddamn line rental, AND THEN YOU PAY FOR THE SITES YOU WANT TO VISIT??? Fuck that, my friend. I've always respected bart for not charging people to visit this site. He gets money from the uberboard, which is fine by me, because it's not compulsary for those who want to browse the site.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 12:02:15 EDT (#)
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If I ever got drunk with you bastards it would be balls to the wall.
1002, 1003, 1004...today is back and bicep day.
I don't know if you heard me counting - I did over a thousand. I can barely lift my arm.
Oh the Burn! The Deep Burn!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:38:04 EDT (#)
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Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:32:15 EDT (#)
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Dude, you hit tollbooth Willy!
I always wondered what it would feel like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.
Why you fuckin pricks I fuckin hear every fuckin word you're sayin when this fuckin leg heals I'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin assholes...Come to the hospital!
This could go on for days.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
weh-heh-hellllllllll i already heard that one you fucking unoriginal bastard! go suck a corn you fucking piece of repeatin shit!
I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers! you're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin out of the boooooooth!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!"
I would be more than willing to pay for the criticism of the Uber, but it would stifle
new creative writing, even though that is a contradiction in terms since everyone always
bitches about the n00bs and how they all suck. So, might as well I suppose.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
No, there's no way that's correct.
I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
No. No.
No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Agree to disagree.
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And I already used the cheese line. Scroll down you unoriginal fuck. You repeating bastard.
You like that tie in? Figured you would.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nitty, you're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
........What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:09:11 EDT (#)
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"Especially with the rampant number of cheap bastards on this site. And a few of you out there know exactly what I'm talking about... "
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Brilliance, my man. Brilliance. Nice tie in.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:05:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:27:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
i mean the 'everyone is good lets +2 everything because they TRIED' bullshit this place has turned into.
It used to be trial by fire.
Now it is hug by kitten.
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Trial by fire? What the hell are you talkin about, most people give auto -2 to new people. I don't remember it being like that, and I only joined 3 months after you.
Even if everyone got told to eat shit and -2 die that is hardly a trial by fire, at least people could remember good new posters because there weren't an absurd number of them.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:05:47 EDT (#)
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I love scotch. Scotch, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate a big, red candle.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sure it would be worthwhile for you and other people who spend a lot of time on here, but nobody new would join, and although most of the new people are alters or shit there are still some entertaining people coming up.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
subscription/membership = the death of Ubersite.
although you had some great points, Ubersite has never really been about money. for bartbart to turn it around and start charging users for access, that would probably end in Ubersite losing a big chunk of its core writers.
i mean, why pay when shits free?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's no way to talk to a lady, a-hole. Good thing there aren't any around here.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Noooooooo
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What? You pooped in the refrigerator?
And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?
How'd you do that?
Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing!
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why doesn't he make it so that ratings don't count unless you've posted at least 3 times and have an overall rating of >-1?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's so hot.
Milk was a BAD choice.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
VERY good points have been made regarding people will be less apt to join with a membership fee. I had not thought of that.
Perhaps a trial membership? 3 posts for free, no review until you're a member?
I think that would solve it. Get 'em hooked on the UberHeroin and then they'll open their wallets. Guaranteed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:27:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:19:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always supported this idea. """
me too, i'd post properly if it wasn't for the retards.
i don't mean the alters or spammers either.
i mean the 'everyone is good lets +2 everything because they TRIED' bullshit this place has turned into.
It used to be trial by fire.
Now it is hug by kitten.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm.
If you get more powerful with death, perhaps you and I should join forces. Hijinx are sure to follow.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:24:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:59:30 (#)
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Berty - after I kill Bart you're next.
And I AM a bastard. And then some.
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You can't kill me. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:23:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:44:30 (#)
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How does someone pay for website crap?
I don't have a credit card and never plan to. I'm not giving bort my account details. All i can offer is cash, but he's in Chicago.
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Dude get with the fucking 21st century
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2.
That is a crap idea.
Ubersite is all about fostering fresh ideas, and allowing the masses to decide what is Uber, and what is not. How many people would stumble across this site and, at first or second glance, be willing to pay for a membership? Not many. You are suggesting that bart deny free access to a site that prides itself on its freedom? The future suddenly doesn't look so Uber after all.
Don't fool yourself; this site generates something MUCH more important than money:
This is bart's resume in progress. One HELL of a resume, too, if you ask me.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:16:37 EDT (#)
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Mick you cheapass.
I know it would cut into your hookers-and-blow budget. I'd sponsor you the first year.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have the brain of a cat.
Creating the perfect uber would succeed in one thing; failure.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:59:30 EDT (#)
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Berty - after I kill Bart you're next.
And I AM a bastard. And then some.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:57:47 EDT (#)
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Jeanneee you have a dirty whorish mouth.
You're a filthy pirate hooker.
I'm gonna go to your mom's house, and start a small fire in her panties.
BRING IT ON
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There was something along the lines of this posted last week.
I don't care if you didn't see it.
Money=The uberboard.
Even though I'd be willing to cough up $10 to read this.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:54:58 EDT (#)
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It'll kill the creativity, it'll kill the influx of new people and when people lave Uber for a long period of time they will really be gone forever. Also Bart will be under more preassure from people to add stuff to his site ("What are we paying you for jackass!?") also Bart will no longer be our freind, our 'beloved leader' if you will but will just become an admin. A faceless drone nobody cares about and he'll die alone and unloved in Chicago. What's worse is that because Ubersite is a largely self running site, no one will notice he's gone. We'll just keep paying our standing orders and shouting RED SOX GO WOO!!!
But none of it will matter because Bart will be dead and you Nitty, you will have been the one who killed him with your 'genius' idea.
Your such a bastard Nitty.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well shit, my boss pays me to come here so I'd be willing to pass of some of it.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:49:03 EDT (#)
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Why not just use the Uberboard twice a month?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:46:01 EDT (#)
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Someone did post about this a few weeks or months ago, but I sure's hell don't remember what it was called.
I think 20 bucks is about right, if it were to come into fruition. Part of it could be used for site maintenance and part of it could be allotted for some kind of cash bonus for UM.
I dunno, when I get my site up and running like I want it, I'll probably keep it free until it becomes popular and potentially profitable. So I'll be keeping it free.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:44:30 EDT (#)
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How does someone pay for website crap?
I don't have a credit card and never plan to. I'm not giving bort my account details. All i can offer is cash, but he's in Chicago.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:43:50 EDT (#)
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Bring it on, bitch. You're entering a world of pain. WORLD OF PAIN.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:42:57 EDT (#)
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No Nitty. Bad Nitty.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:41:55 EDT (#)
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Nitty, I agree with you by the way....
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:41:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:22:49 (#)
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I don't pay for sex.
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....whew....
hahahahahahahahaahaherhhehehehahahaha......
That was good.
Oh, you mean that you don't get laid? I'm sorry, man.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeanneee I didn't see that
And I'm going to punch you in the ovary.
Straight shot, right to the baby maker.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:35:12 EDT (#)
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Didn't someone just post about this a couple of weeks ago? I'll pay if I have to, but I don't think Bart is going to go for it.
Submitted by entrophize (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for pirate shirt.
+1 for lotsa cash.
-1 for inappropriate casting of aspersions upon the mentally challenged.
+1 again for pirate shirt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm all for this becoming a "pay site". Under two conditions.
1) There's free porn included
B) I'm the one getting paid for my expert commentary.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:28:02 EDT (#)
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I'd be willing to pay.
The fact that Bart run this site for free is astounding, and I don't impress easily because I hate just about everything.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:26:41 EDT (#)
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I searched for 'charge' I searched for 'pay' and I couldn't find any posts about this.
I still like the idea. Anyone unwilling to fork over the paltry sum of $10 per year falls into the 'cheap bastard' category, in my opinion.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:24:31 EDT (#)
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We've covered this idea many times before. One of bartbart's only promises regarding the site is that IT WILL ALWAYS BE FREE. While I could deal with it being a pay site, it just won't happen. Period.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:22:49 EDT (#)
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I don't pay for sex. I do agree with you, somewhat.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:22:40 EDT (#)
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I'd hate to loose people who don't want to pay. I hate change.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:22:37 EDT (#)
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Not a bad idea, but we're talking about a website most people come to when they are bored at work. I'd rather just start masturbating in the bathroom again. What about the authors who post real stories here? Wouldn't they somehow get a cut as well? That's the whole reason people come here, right?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:21:56 EDT (#)
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Sass, I figured someone would catch that reference.
That's the worst idea I ever heard of.
Yes, yes, is terrible, this idea.
Naga-naga-nagonna work here anymore!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:19:50 EDT (#)
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I've always supported this idea.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:19:37 EDT (#)
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like the guy who invented the pet rock...
he made a million dollars!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:18:45 EDT (#)
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Well holy fuck, I guess I forgot to read my UberVegas transcript.
I'll get right on that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's already thought of this. We talked about it
in Vegas.