Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. A Top 5
  2. Some more top 5 lists
  3. Pictures of Things I Like ...
  4. Fridaaaaaaaaaaaay
  5. 100 things I like.
  6. 100 Things I like
  7. Uber Haiku Time!!
  8. now what we've got here
  9. Coast Guard Recovers 5 Ton...
  10. SPT: The American Flag Nev...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Holes. (154 heat)
  2. Uber Haiku Time!! (117 heat)
  3. Dear Uberers of NYC and Gr... (97 heat)
  4. You assholes should be ash... (96 heat)
  5. I'm jumping on the switch-... (70 heat)
  6. Oathmeal sticks a sweet bi... (54 heat)
  7. SPT: The Mathematics of Uber (52 heat)
  8. The Shatner/Lee Incident (... (49 heat)
  9. Something REALLY Stinks In... (48 heat)
  10. Uber A-Lister Top 5 List! ... (46 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1149818 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (708031 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (387890 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (328780 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (310417 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (303899 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (288392 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (252451 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (248483 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (233641 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1471984 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1451166 hits)
  3. Razor (1413430 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1392612 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1296985 hits)
  6. loki (1070203 hits)
  7. Jonukah (986591 hits)
  8. weeeeep (933626 hits)
  9. Most Hated (930674 hits)
  10. Cat Crooner Extraordinaire (895020 hits)
  11. Ubersite needs me! (888548 hits)
  12. Abortions Tickle (886237 hits)
  13. Tom (838894 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (816994 hits)
  15. apollo88 (775809 hits)
  16. T+I+G+E+R (764646 hits)
  17. oy vey (763467 hits)
  18. Sorrell (751767 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (696235 hits)
  20. Alter 5694™ (695384 hits)
  21. RON PAUL 2008! (692415 hits)
  22. HIDDEN101 (691145 hits)
  23. User Blocked (650490 hits)
  24. Phil Phone (648115 hits)
  25. TTOM88 (637888 hits)
  26. iddqd (627188 hits)
  27. kaos-king (612158 hits)
  28. comicbookguy (605725 hits)
  29. ♥ (589078 hits)
  30. O (584507 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

The Secret of Moments (572 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 1.76 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by girlintheworld (View user info) at 2005-07-22 09:29:39 EDT


Two hairs on her arm stand out among the rest. They are just above a scar on her wrist, black and long. She has a secret desire to rip them out, she tells me, but she wouldn't know what she would do if she couldn't look at them anymore. She just noticed them today, and they have become her new obsession.

--

"Tell me a secret," she says softly.

"I don't have any secrets," I reply.

"Oh, come on! You gotta have a secret. EVERYBODY'S got secrets."

"And why should I tell you mine?"

"Because—because I'm pretty."

"Oh really?"

"Yes, really."

"Then what's your secret?"

"My secret is that I have no secrets!"

--

She tells me she remembers being eight, and standing in the cold. White, she sees. White.

"Mahhhhhwm!" she screams, her breath frosted, her nose red, tears becoming ice chips on her face.

Sometimes, she says, she still feels helpless—frozen in that moment.

--
She looks at me like she is concentrating really hard on the middle of my face.

"You ever stare at something for so long that it becomes this big blur?" she asks like she is bored.

"No, why would I do that?"

"I don't know; for fun."

"Hm. Let me try." I stare intently into her left eye, waiting for the blur to take shape.

"What?" she asks.

"What, what?"

"Why are you staring at me like that?"

"Uh... I was trying to find a way to stare at you so you'd ask me what I was staring at you for."

"No you weren't you liar. You were trying to find out my secrets!!!"

One of many pillows interrupts my gaze.

--

Things wrong about her, according to her:

"Gargantuan" nose.
Thighs too big.
Stomach even bigger.
Her face isn't symmetrical.

"Whose is?" I venture, mildly annoyed.

She's scratching at a mosquito bite located on her lower back, left side. "Well, I don't know, but there's gotta be. I'm sure there're awards for it somewhere."

What did she just say? "Awards?"

"Yeah, you know, like at modeling shows and stuff."

"I'm sure they really don't pay that much attention. If you get an award for that, they must have scrutinized your face. And if they did that to you personally, you'd have an even bigger complex."

"I don't have a complex," she says indignantly. Childishly. "You don't see what I see."

At this moment, I have the urge to start singing that song. But I don't, and let the silence take over.


Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-28 22:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hhhmmm...

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:49:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

See, you'd think this is about lesbians, but um, it's not. I'm off to work now.
-------
WHAT? Oh noes!

Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-07-22 13:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Comments? None.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-22 13:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-07-22 13:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-22 13:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Magnesium is very bright when it burns.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-07-22 12:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is very good.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Solid work. Manages to be abstract and artistic, but not pretentious. Wish I could do things more along this line.

Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I know that girl.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's amazing! it has nothing to do with this! --> http://www.ubersite.com/m/71422

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This reminds me of every single relationship I've ever been in.

Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

See, you'd think this is about lesbians, but um, it's not. I'm off to work now.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

obviously lesbian pillow talk isn't as great as we'd like it to be.



Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Normally I don't go for this stuff, but this was good.

Also, you have one of the best usernames on Uber.


Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-07-22 09:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this.


I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files